"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A chicken/donkey version is: Q: Why didn't the chicken/donkey a…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A chicken/donkey version is: Q: Why didn't the chicken/donkey a…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An (Easter) egg version is: Q: Why didn't the (Easter) egg cross…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A skeleton version is: Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?A:…
"Why do only flat animals try to cross the road?" is a jocular question that Harold Ambrose Nuss asked on Twitter on January 24, 2013. "I can't be the only person who's…
There is "parking," but no "parqueen." The two terms have been printed on several images. "The opposite of parking. Parqueen" was posted on Twitter by Rad Luke on May…
"Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?" is a jocular question that has been cited in print since at least 1974, when this was printed in the Washington (DC) Post on…
An NSFW riddle was posted on net.jokes on July 3, 1984: Q: Why do women park so close to the curb?A: Because all their life, they've been told that this is six inches: |----------| A different…
A pirate riddle is: Q: Why don’t pirates drive on mountain roads?A: 'Scurvy. "Scurvy" (a disease suffered by many pirates) sounds like "it's curvy." "What did…
"Thyme Square" is a pun on New York City's "Times Square." The Thyme Square Bakery & Cafe in Quincy (IL) opened in 2010. There is also a Thyme Square Cafe in Hornsby,…
"How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps, but not enough to fill pot holes?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has several slight variations. "Why…
"How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps, but not enough to fill pot holes?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has several slight variations. "Why…
"How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps, but not enough to fill pot holes?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has several slight variations. "Why…
"Cycle path" sounds a little like "psychopath." "Careful where you tell that tarmac joke. It was a cycle-path!" was posted on Twitter on May 6, 2010. "Why was the…
"Broomstick/Frog/Princess/Witch parking only. All others will be toad" -- a pun on "towed" -- is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. "Witches Parking Only…
"Word on the street" usually means the latest "buzz" or gossip. It does not literally mean the word (or words) written on a street, but there are jokes. "@XianLoves: Hahaha…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. "Y did the chicken X the road" is a math/science version.…
Parking meters -- at least the old ones -- accept quarters, and there's a "yo mama" insult joke: "Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a…
"You are not stuck in traffic. You are traffic" is a pro-bike saying that has been printed on many images. "Your not Stuck in traffic; You are traffic" was posted on the…
"You’re legally allowed to park in a handicap spot if you get back with your ex more than twice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that this is proof…