“Why did the turkey cross the road?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A turkey version is: Q: Why did the turkey cross the road/table?A: To…
“Why did the turtle cross the road?”/“To get to the Shell station.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A turtle version has been printed on several images: Q: Why did the…
“Why did the vegan cross the road?” (joke)
There have been several "vegan" versions of the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. One version was printed in 2002 newspapers: Q: Why did the vegan cross the…
“Why did the vegan meat cross the road?”/“To prove it wasn’t chicken.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A mock meat version is: Q: Why did the vegan meat cross the road?A:…
“Why did the vindictive chicken cross the road?”/“Because the road crossed her first.”
“Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side” is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A rubber chicken version is: Q: Why did the vindictive chicken cross the…
“Why did the vulture cross the road?”/“Because the chicken didn’t make it.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A vulture version has been cited in print since at least 1999: Q: Why…
“Why did the vulture cross the road?”/“For a fowl reason.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A vulture version has been cited in print since at least 1999: Q: Why…
“Why did the WASP cross the road?”/“To get to the middle.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) version is: Q: Why did the WASP…
“Why did the yo-yo cross the road?”/“It was walking the dog.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A yo-yo version is: Q: Why did the yo-yo cross the road?A: It was…
“Why did the zebra cross the road?”/“Because it was a zebra crossing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A zebra version is: Q: Why did the zebra cross the road?A: Because it…
“Why didn’t the atheist cross the road?”/“There’s no such thing as the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An atheist version is: Q: Why didn't the atheist cross the…
“Why didn’t the chick cross the road?”/“Because it was a little chicken.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions involve baby chicks. "why did n't the…
“Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?”/“Because he saw what happened to the zebra.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A chicken/donkey version is: Q: Why didn't the chicken/donkey a…
“Why didn’t the donkey cross the road?”/“Because he saw what happened to the zebra.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A chicken/donkey version is: Q: Why didn't the chicken/donkey a…
“Why didn’t the Easter egg cross the road?”/“Because he wasn’t a chicken yet!”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An (Easter) egg version is: Q: Why didn't the (Easter) egg cross…
“Why didn’t the libertarian cross the road?”/“He thought it was a private road.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A libertarian version is: Q: Why did the libertarian cross the road?…
“Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?”/“He didn’t have any guts.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A skeleton version is: Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?A:…
“Why do only flat animals try to cross the road?”
"Why do only flat animals try to cross the road?" is a jocular question that Harold Ambrose Nuss asked on Twitter on January 24, 2013. "I can't be the only person who's…
“Why do they call it parking and not parqueen?”
There is "parking," but no "parqueen." The two terms have been printed on several images. "The opposite of parking. Parqueen" was posted on Twitter by Rad Luke on May…
“Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?”
"Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?" is a jocular question that has been cited in print since at least 1974, when this was printed in the Washington (DC) Post on…