“Why did the libertarian cross the road?”/“What road?”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A libertarian version is: Q: Why did the libertarian cross the road?…
“Why did the lion cross the road?”/“Because he saw a zebra crossing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A lion version is: Q: Why did the lion cross the road?A: Because he…
“Why did the lion cross the road?”/“To get to the other pride.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A lion version is: Q: Why did the lion cross the road?A: To get to…
“Why did the medium cross the road?”/“To speak to the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A medium version is: Q: Why did the medium cross the road?A: To speak…
“Why did the moron jump from the building?”/“He wanted to make a hit on Broadway.”
"Broadway" often means "show business" rather than just the street itself, but there's an old "Little Moron" riddle from August 1942 that involves both meanings:…
“Why did the narcissist cross the road?”/“It thought it was a boundary.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A narcissist version is: Q: Why did the narcissist cross the road? A:…
“Why did the one-handed man cross the road?”/“He wanted to go to a second hand store.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A one-handed man version is: Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the…
“Why did the otter cross the road?”/“To get to the otter side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An otter version is: Q: Why did the otter cross the road?A: To get to…
“Why did the pervert cross the road?”/“He got stuck in the chicken.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A pervert version (NSFW) is: Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?A:…
“Why did the piano player cross the road?”/“To get to the other stride.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A music version is: Q: Why did the piano player cross the road?A: To…
“Why did the politician cross the road?”/“To collect the $300 travel allowance.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A politician version was printed in The Globe and Mail (Toronto, ON)…
“Why did the polygamist cross the road?”/“To get to the other bride.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A bigamist/polygamist version is: Q: Why did the bigamist/polygamist…
“Why did the potato cross the road?”/“He saw a fork up ahead.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A potato version is: Q: Why did the potato cross the road? A: He saw…
“Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?”/“To get to the other slide.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A PowerPoint version is: Q: Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross…
“Why did the rabbit cross the road?”/“Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!”
An Easter version of the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" riddle is: Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs! The joke was printed in many…
“Why did the raccoon cross the road?”/“He didn’t, he got hit by a car.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A raccoon version is: Q: Why did the raccoon cross the road?A: He…
“Why did the road kill the chicken?”/“The chicken crossed him.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A jocular version (a pun on "cross") is: Q: Why did the…
“Why did the rooster cross the road to KFC?”/“To see a chicken strip.”
Chicken strips are deep fried pieces of chicken meat. "Chicken strips" doesn't mean that chicken takes off its clothes (strips), but there are jokes. A "chicken strip club"…
“Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?”/“She wanted to stretch her legs.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A rubber chicken version is: Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the…
“Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?”/“To get to the rubber side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A rubber chicken version is: Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the…