“Why did the pervert cross the road?”/“He got stuck in the chicken.”

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To get to the other side” is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A pervert version (NSFW) is:
       
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: He got stuck in the chicken.
         
The NSFW riddle has been cited in print since at least 1992.
   
       
Google Groups: comp.sys.ibm.pc.hardware
Slight HDI flame, floppy tape question
Pasi ‘PJo’ Jokela
Mar 7, 1992, 5:15:16 AM
(...)
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Because he couldn’t get his dick out of the chicken.
 
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Jeffrey Forbes
Dec 30, 1994, 5:36:39 PM
(...)     
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
 
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Sprog
Oct 7, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
>Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
>A: Becuase his dick was stuck in the chicken.
   
Twitter
Cat
@IHOPness
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: His dick was stuck in the chicken!
2:24 AM · Mar 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Jokes   
Posted by u/robertbobbobby October 3, 2010
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was stuck in the chicken.
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/bzilla June 18, 2012
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because he couldn’t get his dick out of the chicken.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/u1trazap March 30, 2013
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
       
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/dayoldsushi July 25, 2013
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/graybeerd April 9, 2015
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He couldn’t get his cock out of the chicken
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/HopingForAnLOL July 15, 2015
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He still had his dick in the chicken
 
Reddit—Darkjokes 
Posted by u/AngelicVitriol February 16, 2021
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in a chicken.
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/MJHB_ART April 18, 2021
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He got stuck in the chicken….