“Grocery stores advertise ‘restaurant style’; restaurants advertise ‘homestyle’”
What's the difference between "homestyle" and "restaurant style"? "Why do restaurants advertise their food as 'homestyle' yet you see food in the grocery…
“Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store…”
"Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those 'I really overestimated how much I can carry' moments" is a saying that has been printed on several…
“Had no idea why my salad was $175, then the waiter said that they only use beets by Dre”
Beats by Dr. Dre is an audio product and not to be confused with beets, but there are jokes. " I really appreciate your Beets By Dre product, my salads are straight from the hood" was…
“Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup…”
Many people have a large collection of take-out food condiments, such as Chinese soy sauce packets, Chinese mustard packets, Taco Bell hot sauce packets and McDonald's ketchup packets. Why not…
“Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those Chinese food condiment packets”
Many people have a large collection of take-out food condiments, such as Chinese soy sauce packets, Chinese mustard packets, Taco Bell hot sauce packets and McDonald's ketchup packets. Why not…
“Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those Taco Bell hot sauce packets”
Many people have a large collection of take-out food condiments, such as Chinese soy sauce packets, Chinese mustard packets, Taco Bell hot sauce packets and McDonald's ketchup packets. Why not…
“Harry Potter walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Harry Potter version is: “Harry Potter walks into a bar. Because I put them on his…
“Hasta barista, baby”
"Hasta la vista, baby" is a famous line that actor Arnold Schwarzenegger used in the film Terminator 2: Judgment Day. "Hasta barista, baby" is a line that has been printed on…
“Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant? Dinner costs an arm and a leg”
The expression to cost "an arm and a leg" means something very expensive. A popular cannibal joke is: "Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant? Dinner costs an arm and a…
“Haven’t gotten anything done today. Been in the produce dept., trying to open this stupid bag”
The plastic bags in supermarkets are difficult for many people to open. "Sorry I haven’t gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid…
“Helium walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." One popular science joke is: "Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'We…
“Her (end of a date): We should have dinner again. Him: Thanks, but I’m full.”
"Dinner date" shouldn't be confused with "dinner," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by john on December 21. 2018: [end of a date]her: we should have dinner…
“Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?” (socially distancing pickup line)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led many to "socially distance" themselves from others. A pickup line joke was posted on Twitter by Rich (Sad Bod) on March 19, 2020:…
“Hey, bartender!”
"Hey, bartender!" is an iconic phrase, popularized as the title of a 1954 song by Floyd Dixon and repopularized when that song made the album Briefcase Full of Blues (1978), by the Blues…
“Hey, what are you doing in the supermarket?” (joke)
A supermarket shopping joke has been printed on many images: "I hate when people see me at the super market and are like. 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I'm like, 'Oh you…
“Hi, I’d like to buy a cookie with chocolate chips.”/ “Sorry, we only accept cash.”
A restaurant joke was posted on an image on imgflip on September 10, 2022: (The following is shown on an image. A customer -- it appears to be a Subway restaurant -- is looking to buy a cookie. --…
“Hippies use side door” (restaurant sign)
"Hippies Use Side Door" is a sign that has decorated many restaurants in the 2000s, as a piece of joke nostalgia. The Fairview Inn (Talkeetna, Alaska) actually had such a sign in the…
“Home of the 7 oz. Burger” (Jackson Hole)
Jackson Hole has eight locations in New York City. Since 1973, its slogan has been "Home of the 7 oz. Burger" -- although the burgers are usually even larger than that! The culinary…
“Home of Warm Beer, Lousy Food, and an Ugly Owner” (Waterfront Ale House)
Waterfront Ale House at 155 Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn has been around since 1989. The place is nothing extraordinary, but it's slogan certainly is: "Home of Warm Beer, Lousy Food, and…
“Horrifying Vegetarians Since 1980” (The Post House)
A memorable ad for The Post House restaurant featured a sharp knife with the slogan "Horrifying Vegetarians Since 1980." The slogan has been taken/stolen by another restaurant…