“There are no good cops. There are no bad dogs”
"No bad dogs. No good cops" (or "No good cops. No bad dogs") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "no bad dogs, no good cops" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“There are two kinds of congressmen—show horses and work horses”
"There are two kinds of congressmen -- show horses and work horses" was frequently said by Carl Hayden (1877-1972) of Arizona, who was a Representative (1912-1927) and a Senator…
“There are two types of folks in this world: 1. Folks who go ‘Oooooh big stretch’ when a dog stretches. 2. Sociopaths”
Pets often stretch out, and pet owners often comment on this. "if your dog stretches and you dont say 'OH BIG STRETCH' every single time then you are a psychopath and i dont want to…
“There is no such thing as personal space when you own a cat”
"There is no such thing as personal space when you own a dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations to the saying, involving various dog breeds…
“There is no such thing as personal space when you own a dog”
"There is no such thing as personal space when you own a dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations to the saying, involving various dog breeds…
“There is no such thing as personal space when you own a horse”
"There is no such thing as personal space when you own a dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations to the saying, involving various dog breeds…
“There is no such thing as personal space when you own a kitten”
"There is no such thing as personal space when you own a dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations to the saying, involving various dog breeds…
“There is no such thing as personal space when you own a pet”
"There is no such thing as personal space when you own a dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations to the saying, involving various dog breeds…
“There is no such thing as personal space when you own a puppy”
"There is no such thing as personal space when you own a dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations to the saying, involving various dog breeds…
“There is nothing so good for the inside of a man as the outside of a horse” (horse-riding adage)
"There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man" (that is, riding a horse improves a person's mental or physical health) has often been credited…
“There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it”
"There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother…
“There never was a horse that couldn’t be rode or a man that couldn’t be throwed” (Will James)
"There never was a horse that couldn't be rode or a man that couldn't be throwed" is a bit of cowboy wisdom that's been attributed to Will James (1892-1942), a cowboy…
“There once was a dog named Tax. I opened the door and income Tax”
"Income tax" sounds like "in come Tax." A joke was printed in a 1917 newspaper: "A prosperous farmer of this county, who was looking after business in town yesterday,…
“There’s more than one way to skin a cat”
"There's more than one way to skin a cat" means that there are more ways than one of doing things. John Ray's A Collection of English Proverbs (1678) included "There are…
“There’s nothing sadder than the look on my dog’s face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it’s only lettuce”
Dogs like to eat scraps that hit the floor in the kitchen or in the dining room. Dogs usually hope for meat. "There's nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something…
“These Korean meatballs really are the dogs bollocks”
"Korean meatballs -- they really are the dogs bollocks" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on many images. English comedian Hugh Dennis said on the British topical, satirical…
“They talk about me like a dog”
The boxer Muhammad Ali (Cassius Clay) prepared for a rematch against Sonny Liston in May 1965. "They gonna talk about me like a dog when I lose, so when I win I let them all know it," Ali…
“They’re off!” (horse racing starting call)
"They're off! (also "And they're off!" or "Now they are off!") is the common call at the start of a horse racing, stating that the horses are "off and…
“This home is filled with kisses, wagging tails, wet noses & love” (sign)
"This home is filled with kisses, wagging tails, wet noses & love" is a house sign that has been printed on many images. That is, the home has a dog. "'this home is filled…
“Threw a ball for my dog last night. It’s a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner suit”
People often throw a ball to a dog. It's usually not a dress ball that's thrown, but there are jokes. "I threw a ball for my dog. Extravagant, I know, but it was his 21st…