“You can’t ride two horses with one behind”
"You can't ride two horses at one time" is a popular proverb that dates to at least the 1800s. The expression slowly become more colorful. "We cannot ride two horses with one…
“You can’t swing a dead cat in Austin without hitting a musician”
Austin has been called the Live Music Capital of the World. It's been said that "you can't swing a dead cat in Austin without hitting a musician." "Swing a dead cat"…
“You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my dog”
"You don't get to tell me what to do, you're not my dog" (also "Don't tell me what to do, you're not my dog" and "You can't tell me what to do,…
“You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my dog”
"You don't get to tell me what to do, you're not my dog" (also "Don't tell me what to do, you're not my dog" and "You can't tell me what to do,…
“You know you are no longer in charge when your pet decides what time you wake up”
"You know you're no longer in charge of your house when the dog decides what time you wake up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "They say you’re no longer in…
“You know you are not in charge any more when your dog decides what time you wake up”
"You know you're no longer in charge of your house when the dog decides what time you wake up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "They say you’re no longer in…
“You know you’re no longer in charge of your house when the dog decides what time you wake up”
"You know you're no longer in charge of your house when the dog decides what time you wake up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "They say you’re no longer in…
“You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your cat”
"You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people love their pets more than they love working. "You…
“You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your dog”
"You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people love their pets more than they love working. "You…
“You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your pet”
"You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people love their pets more than they love working. "You…
“You thought dogs were hard to train? Look at all the humans who can’t sit and stay”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to stay at home, like their pets. "People say dogs can be hard to train, well look at all the humans now who cant 'sit' &…
“You’re never too old to say ‘cows’ when you drive past some cows”
Many people can't drive past cows without saying "cows" or "moo." "You're never too old to say 'cows' when you drive past some cows" was posted on…
“You’re never too old to say ‘horses’ when you drive past some horses”
Many people can't drive past horses without pointing it out to others in the car. "idc how old you are if you drive past horses you're going to say 'horsies'" was…
“You’re never too old to say ‘moo’ when you drive past some cows”
Many people can't drive past cows without saying "cows" or "moo." "You're never too old to say 'cows' when you drive past some cows" was posted on…
“You’ll never get rich working at a rubber dog shit factory, but you’ll make doo”
"Make do" shouldn't be confused with "make doo," but there are jokes. "I bet if you worked at a rubber dog poop factory, you'd never get rich.... .....but…
“Tell your cat I said pspsps”
“Tell your cat I said hello," “Tell your cat I said hi," “Tell your cat I said meow," “Tell your cat I said pspsps," “Tell your cat I said pspspsps" and “Tell…
“Tell your cat I said pspspspsps”
“Tell your cat I said hello," “Tell your cat I said hi," “Tell your cat I said meow," “Tell your cat I said pspsps," “Tell your cat I said pspspsps" and “Tell…
Apples and Horses
Horses love apples. This was universally known in the early parts of this century, but it appears to be universally unknown today. I have to constantly explain horses and apples to almost everyone…
Bulldog Edition
"Bulldog edition" is the earliest edition of a Sunday newspaper. It's been recorded from 1906. The Hearst newspapers (such as the New York American and New York Evening Journal,…
Cat Alley (Cannon Street)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksReport of the Council of Hygiene and Public Health of the Citizens Association of Nrw York Upon the Sanitary Condition of the CityNew York, NY: D, Appleton and…