“Stop breaking treats in half and calling it ‘two treats’” (a dog’s sign)
"Stop breaking treats in half and calling it 'two treats'" (a dog's sign) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop cutting treats into smaller…
“Stop cutting treats into smaller treats” (a dog’s sign)
"Stop breaking treats in half and calling it 'two treats'" (a dog's sign) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop cutting treats into smaller…
“Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat”
"Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat" is a popular sentence with a palindrome ("taco cat"). "Taco cat" has many internet images of a cat inside a taco. The…
“Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a very bad idea”
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a very bad idea" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Our next dog will be named Shark. There's gonna be a riot…
“Tell your cat I said hello”
“Tell your cat I said hello," “Tell your cat I said hi," “Tell your cat I said meow," “Tell your cat I said pspsps," “Tell your cat I said pspspsps" and “Tell…
“Tell your cat I said hi”
“Tell your cat I said hello," “Tell your cat I said hi," “Tell your cat I said meow," “Tell your cat I said pspsps," “Tell your cat I said pspspsps" and “Tell…
“Tell your cat I said meow”
“Tell your cat I said hello," “Tell your cat I said hi," “Tell your cat I said meow," “Tell your cat I said pspsps," “Tell your cat I said pspspsps" and “Tell…
“Tell your cat I said pspspsps”
“Tell your cat I said hello," “Tell your cat I said hi," “Tell your cat I said meow," “Tell your cat I said pspsps," “Tell your cat I said pspspsps" and “Tell…
“Tell your dog I said hello”
"Tell your dog I said hi" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tell the dog I said hi" was posted on Facebook by Lisa ChilluraBret Callahan on July 26, 2008.…
“Tell your dog I said hi”
"Tell your dog I said hi" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tell the dog I said hi" was posted on Facebook by Lisa ChilluraBret Callahan on July 26, 2008.…
“Tell your dog I said what’s up”
"Tell your dog I said hi" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tell the dog I said hi" was posted on Facebook by Lisa ChilluraBret Callahan on July 26, 2008.…
“Tell your dog I said woof woof”
"Tell your dog I said hi" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tell the dog I said hi" was posted on Facebook by Lisa ChilluraBret Callahan on July 26, 2008.…
“Tell your dog I said, ‘woof.’ He’ll know what it means”
"Tell your dog I said hi" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tell the dog I said hi" was posted on Facebook by Lisa ChilluraBret Callahan on July 26, 2008.…
“Telling my mom the dog video she sent me is AI feels like telling a little kid Santa isn’t real. I just can’t do it”
A parent often has to tell a child that Santa Claus isn't real, and this isn't always easy to break the bad news. Similarly, a child often has to tell a parent or a grandparent that a…
“Texas is paradise for men and dogs, but hell for women and horses”
Describing American land as "paradise for men and dogs, but hell for women and horses" goes back to the early nineteenth century and has been applied to Illinois, Texas, Georgia, Idaho,…
“Thanks to the people that said it’s fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead”
Should pets be allowed in bed? This joke was posted on Facebook by John Booth (and others) on October 10, 2021: "Thanks to the people that said its fine to allow your pets to sleep on your…
“That dog won’t hunt” (LBJ)
President Lyndon B. Johnson said "that dog won't hunt" in the 1960s. The ultimate origin of the phrase (used since at least the 1930s) is unknown, but LBJ certainly popularized it.…
“The 5 second rule does not apply when you have a 2 second dog”
A "5-second rule" is an unscientific rule that food dropped on the floor can be eaten if picked up within five seconds. "The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not…
“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother”
When a child asks parents for a puppy, the parents often say no. Perhaps the child is asking the wrong way? This is from the book How to Win Your Audience With Humor (1969) by Winston K. Pendleton:…
“The bigger the field, the bigger the certainty” (horse racing adage)
"The bigger the field, the bigger the certainty" in horse racing means that the more horses in the field, the greater it is that the favorite is likely to win. "Backers were…