"Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" is a song from the Broadway musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1949). A jocular line is: "Dear Diamond(s), We all know who is really a…
"Dear everyone, upset, bored, angry or hungry -- I'm here for you. Sincerely, fridge" is a jocular one-line saying from a refrigerator. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 8,…
"Dear Facebook! Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don't like them" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images. "I WISH…
"Dear food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Dear Food: Either stop being delicious or stop making me…
The Fox News Channel doesn't usually have news about foxes, but there are jokes. "I have been watching Fox News for six hours and there has been no news about foxes.…
"I want to be the person my dog thinks i am" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many slightly different forms of the saying. Dog owners want to feel…
"Ramen" (noodles) sounds like "amen." "Dear God, thank you for these noodles that im about to eat. Ramen" was posted on Twitter by Rashida on September 28, 2011.…
"Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life" (shown with a picture of graduates) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "And, I'm so glad that you…
"Dear homework, you're not attractive and I'm not doing you" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February…
"Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my bad/rude words into nice words, you piece of shut!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You piece of shut" was…
"Dear IRS tax refund, What's the address? I'll come get it myself" is a jocular tax saying that has been printed on many images. Many people need their tax refund money right…
"King Philip Came Over For Good Soup" is a taxonomy mnemonic to remember Kingdom-Phylum-Class-Order-Family-Genus-Species. There were various rulers named King Philip, but no specific…
"King Philip Came Over For Good Spaghetti" is a taxonomy mnemonic to remember Kingdom-Phylum-Class-Order-Family-Genus-Species. There were various rulers named King Philip, but no specific…
Many people apologize to their liver before drinking. "Dear Liver, I'm sorry but it is Friday at 5p" was posted on Twitter on April 10, 2009. "Dear Liver: I'm Sorry. :(…
"Dear Lord, please let me ONLY crave lettuce this week. Amen" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Dear God please let me only crave lettuce this week I have a weight…
"Ramen" (noodles) sounds like "amen." "Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen" was posted on Twitter by Fidel Cashflow on September 20,…
"Dear Math, Please grow up and solve your own problems" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many T-shirts. "Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems" was cited on…
A plate in a microwave oven might be hot, but the food might still be cold. "Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? http://dearblankpleaseblank.com for more" was…
"Dear Monday, Go step on a Lego" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Stepping on a Lego can be painful. For many people, Monday is a painful return to the start of the work…
A popular mock break-up letter to Monday has been printed on many images: "Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s…