“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a sandwich”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
Some people aren't themselves until they've had a cup of coffee. "You can (all) come out now. I've had my coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many…
"Be Lazy. Think crazy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It's another version of the old saying, "Choose a lazy person to do a hard job because that person will…
Dogs bark. Trees have bark. An old joke is told about the flowering dogwood tree. "Dog-wood, says the New York Star, may readily be distinguished by its peculiar bark" was printed in the…
"Of course you can trust me. Not alone with cake, but otherwise" (or "You can always trust me. Not alone with cake, but other than that") is a saying that has been printed on…
"You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule's messed up enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You can be a night owl AND an early bird…
"You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule's messed up enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You can be a night owl AND an early bird…
"YOU CAN BE AS POLITE AS YOU WANT. THE STATE WILL STILL FUCKING KILL YOU" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Colorado Marxist on November 5, 2020. It's uncertain who…
"You can be right, or you can be rich" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "You can be right, or you can be rich" was printed in the book Secrets of the…
Not everybody is everyone's "cup of tea." American burlesque dancer and model Dita Von Teese used a different expression: "You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksOh, Doctor!A NovelBy Harry Leon WilsonNew York, NY: Cosmopolitan Book Corporation1923Pg. 123:"You can beat a race," she said, "but you…
"You can best serve civilization by being against what usually passes for it" was written by American novelist, poet and environmental activist Wendell Berry in notes from March 14, 1969.…
"You can borrow for college, but not for retirement" is popular family financial advice. A family can borrow for a child's education, and the child's future earnings can pay off…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksThe Yale Book of QuotationsEdited by Fred R. ShapiroNew Haven, CT: Yale University Press2006Pg. 382:William Ralph IngeEnglish prelate and author,…
Can you buy a half chicken at Whole Foods? The joke was popularized by American stand-up comedian and actor Brody Stevens (1970-2019). "Whole Foods? Once bought a half-chicken there. Get it?…