“2020: The year your wheelie bin goes out more than you”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many people being quarantined in their homes. The garbage and recycling bins left the home more than many people. "2020: The year your wheelie…
“22/7 is Pi day. 14/3 is American Pi day”
Pi Day is March 14th (3/14), just as Pi is "3.14." However, many non-U.S. countries represent dates by day-month, making this date 14/3. The date of 3/14 is "American Pi (Day)."…
“24 hours from vine to brine” (pickling adage)
Cucumbers must be fresh -- no more than a day from when cut from the vine -- in order to make the best pickles. The old rule is, "24 hours from vine to brine." "Twenty-four hours…
“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.” (Newman Day)
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." This line has often been attributed to the comedian Steven Wright, but it's uncertain when (or if) he used it in a…
“25% of a pool is P”
"25% of every pool is p" was posted on Twitter by David on April 7, 2015. "P" is one of four letters in the word "pool," but the real joke is about the word…
“3 generations ago, organic food was just called ‘food’”
"3 generations ago, organic food was just called 'food'" was posted on Twitter by MODERN MAN on January 20, 2022. V“Try Organic Food…or as your grandparents called it,…
“3 places you can stay for free: out my business, out my way and out my face”
"places you can stay absolutely free: - over there - in your lane - out of my business" was posted on Twitter by @stfufeeIs on December 26, 2020. "Top 3 places you can STAY…
“3 things to keep private: your love life, your income and your next move”
"3 things to keep private: your love life, your income and your next move" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your next move, income, and your love life…
“3.14% of sailors are pi rates”
"3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates" is a pirate joke that has been printed on images. "3,14% of sailors are Pi Rates" (from SnorgTees T-shirts) was posted on Twitter on February 24,…
“3.14159265 walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Pi (3.1414159265...) version is: "3.14159265 walks into a bar and the barman says,…
“30 days hath September…” (January and February joke)
An old calendar rhyme is: "Thirty days hath September,April, June, and November;All the rest have thirty-one,Excepting February alone,And that has twenty-eight days clearAnd twenty-nine in…
“4 bases, 3 strikes, 2 teams, 1 winner”
"4 bases, 3 strikes, 2 teams, 1 game/home/winner" is a baseball/softball saying that has been printed on many images. "4 bases, 3 strikes,2 teams, 1 winner, it's not just a…
“4 Norse gods, 1 Roman god, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version about the names of the days of the week is: "4 Norse gods, 1 Roman god, and…
“4 Norse gods, 1 Roman god, and 2 astronomical bodies walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version about the names of the days of the week is: "4 Norse gods, 1 Roman god, and…
“4 out of 3 people struggle with math”
"4 out of 3 people struggle with math" (or "5 out of 4 people struggle with math") is a jocular math saying that has been printed on many images. "Triggie, but you know,…
“4:04 Sleep Not Found”
HTTP 404 (Page Not Found) is a computer code that shows that the information sought is not available. "4:04 Sleep Not Found" (being awake at 4:04 AM) is a joke that has been printed on…
“4:20 could also be called high noon”
The term "high noon" means "precisely noon," but also means "the time of a decisive confrontation or contest." There are several joke answers about "noon"…
“4/20: National Pot Smokers Day 4/21: National Surprise Drug Test Day”
"4/20: National Pot Smokers Day 4/21: National Surprise Drug Test Day 4/22 National Unemployment Day" is a popular joke. "RT @MsLoV3ly: Hope everyone is enjoying National Surprise…
“40 is the new 30, but try telling that to a speed camera”
"40 is the new 30, but try telling that to a speed camera" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on GIFs. The joke has been cited in cited in print since at least 2007. The…
“404: Democracy not found”
"Error 404: Democracy not found" is a mock computer and anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popularly used in protests all around the world.…