“Hakuna Fermata. It means keep playing for the rest of your days”
"Hakuna Fermata. It means keep playing for the rest of your days" is a jocular music saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no…
“Hamburgers love classical music. They go to the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: How do we know that hamburgers love classical music?A: They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall! The joke has been cited in print since…
“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open”
Entry in progress -- B.P."Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Wikipedia: John BarrymoreJohn…
“Happy Oscar Night! When we get to watch people who glorify adultery, murder, theft…”
The Academy Awards (Oscars) often contains some speeches about morality. "Happy Oscar night! Where we get to watch people who glorify disobedience, adultery, murder, theft, and lying as they…
“Happy Oscar night! Where we get to watch people who glorify disobedience, adultery, murder, theft, and lying…”
The Academy Awards (Oscars) often contains some speeches about morality. "Happy Oscar night! Where we get to watch people who glorify disobedience, adultery, murder, theft, and lying as they…
“He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key”
Do people really "break into song"? A musical one-line saying is: "He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key." The pun-filled saying has been cited in print…
“He was addicted to cowboy line dancing and entered a two-step program”
A popular joke is told about the Texas two-step: "My best friend became addicted to country line dancing. It got so bad he had to enter a two-step program." Versions of the joke date to…
“Hey, Rube!” (circus cry)
"Hey, Rube!" was the rallying cry of employees of the circus in the 1800s. The traveling circus often had fights with the local townspeople, and the cry was a call for help (often to…
“Hip hop onions are rap scallions”
If a scallion starts to rhyme, does that make it a "rap scallion"? There have been many puns. "And J.M. is an unsavory rap-scallion"/"Scallions do rap music? I did not know…
“Hollywood’s solution to fight online piracy: make movies so bad no one wants to watch them, even for free”
"HOLLYWOOD'S SOLUTION TO FIGHT ONLINE PIRACY: MAKE MOVIES SO BAD NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH THEM, EVEN FOR FREE" (shown on an image) was posted on Reddit -- Memes on APril 4, 2022.…
“How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?” (riddle)
A riddle about bagpipes is: Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks. The joke was posted on the newsgroup…
“How can you tell if a guy singing karaoke is a plumber?”/“By how he uses his fauceto.”
"Falsetto" has nothing to do with a faucet, but there are some jokes. "Plumbers sing in a faucetto" was posted on Twitter by Mike H on May 3, 2011. "2nd #PUN FOR THE DAY:…
“How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?”/“The bow is moving.”
A riddle about a string instrument (such as a violin or a viola) is: Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1992.…
“How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?”/“When the other tenors notice.”
A tenor riddle is: Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice. The tenor joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.classical on May 5, 1993. Wikipedia:…
“How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?”/“He felt his presents.”
A Star Wars riddle is: Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?A: He felt his presents. Christmas (instead of birthday) is also used in the riddle. The pun is using…
“How did the Irish jig get started?”/“Lots of beer and only one bathroom.”
A popular St. Patrick's Day joke about Irish dancing is: Q: How did the Irish jig get started?A: Lots of beer and only one bathroom. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1996.…
“How did you become a star?” (joke)
A popular joke about an actor/performer is: Q: How did you become a star?A: I started out in a gaseous state, and then I cooled. The joke has been credited to American television host and comedian…
“How do chickens dance?”/“Chick to chick.”
The song "Cheek to Cheek" (1935) by Irving Berlin (1888-1989) popularized "dancing cheek-to-cheek." A riddle is: Q: How do cjhickens dance?A: Chick to chick. The riddle has been…
“How do dancers ensure job continuity during the Covid crisis?”/“They twerk from home.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic forced many people to work from home. The joke "twerk from home" had been used earlier, but was popularized during this time. "Twerk From…
“How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?”/“You can almost hear them.”
A clarinet riddle is: Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. Klosi JokesCategory: Music jokesDate Added:…