“In most cases, cell phones won’t crack when you drop them”
"In most cases, cell phones won't crack when you drop them" is a joke that was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on May 31, 2019. "In most cases" doesn't mean "in…
“In Russia, they call it Nyetflix” (nyet + Netflix)
The entertainment service Netflix is sometimes said to have a Russian counterpart -- Nyetflix (nyet + Netflix). "Nyet" is Russian for "no," so the name means "no…
“In the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. That was foreshadowing”
"In the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. That was foreshadowing" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by soul…
“Information is power, but like all power, there are those who want to keep it for themselves”
"Information is power" is a saying that has been cited in print to at least 1902. Internet activist Aaron Swartz (1986-2013) wrote a Guerrilla Open Access Manifesto in July 2008 that…
“Instagram be mad boring until the unemployed people wake up around 11:30 and start they shit”
"Facebook is boring AF until the unemployed people wake up around 11:30 and start their shit" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Unemployed people wake up later and have…
“Instagram crushes are all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket”
"Flirting on the internet: it's all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's all fun and games until someone…
“Instagram is down. Just describe your lunch to me”
Many people take pictures of what they're eating and post it on Instagram. "Instagram is down. Just describe your lunch to me" is a jocular Instagram saying that has been printed on…
“Instagram is just scrapbooking for millennials”
Instagram is frequently compared to scrapbooking. "RT @HaileyEmory2012RT @FatChickStalker: INSTAGRAM IS LIKE ONLINE SCRAPBOOKING FOR GAY BUTT HIPSTERS" was posted on Twitter by Scrapbook…
“Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterRobert Mandelberg@StreambankMedia#Instagram is just #Twitter for people who go outside. ~ Josh Gondelman11:30 AM - 20 Jul 2018
“Instagram is like a fridge…”
"Facebook is like a fridge..." is a saying that has been printed on many images. The wording that follows varies, with text such as "even when you know there's nothing new going…
“Instagram is Twitter for people who can’t read”
"Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Instagram is twitter for people who can't read" was posted on…
“Instagram would’ve been a great name for a cocaine delivery service”
Instagram is an online photo-sharing, video-sharing and social networking service that was founded in October 2010. There immediately was a popular joke about the name. "Instagram? Sounds like…
“Instead of saying ‘real life,’ we should just call it ‘offline’”
Is real life something other than on the internet? A one-liner was posted by "blank" on Twitter on September 25, 2011: "Instead of saying 'real life' we should just call it…
“Internet flirting is all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket”
"Flirting on the internet: it's all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's all fun and games until someone…
“Internet killed the video star” (“Internet killed the video store”)
"Video Killed the Radio Star" is a song written by Trevor Horn, Geoff Downes and Bruce Woolley in 1978, and was first recorded by Bruce Woolley and The Camera Club. The British group the…
“Internet message boards? I’m all forum”
"Forum" sounds like "for them," and there are jokes. "What do you guys think of message boards? ....I'm all forum" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 25,…
“Internet: It doesn’t make you stupid, it just makes your stupidity more accessible to others”
"Internet: It doesn't make you stupid, it just makes your stupidity more accessible to others" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Strange BeaverMotivational…
“Internet. It can censor everything about conspiracy theories, but can’t get rid of child porn”
Many people have wondered how the internet can censor certain things (such as information about vaccine safety), but how child pornography still exists. "Internet. It can censor everything…
“Is Betteridge’s law of headlines correct?” (headline joke)
“If there is a question in a headline, the answer is always no” is a journalism adage. British technology journalist Ian Betteridge mentioned the adage in 2009, and it has often been called…
“Is Google a woman? Because it won’t let you finish without coming up with other suggestions”
Is the search engine Google a woman? Many images have been made suggesting this. "I also reason that Google is a woman; its just as unpredicatable" was posted on Twitter on May 22, 2009.…