People never seem to look up from their phones. "I'm having people over to stare at their phones later if you want to come by" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just..." is a popular meme, and there is a version for X/Twitter. "i'm in a bad place. not mentally. i'm just on…
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just..." is a popular meme, and there is a version for X/Twitter. "i'm in a bad place. not mentally. i'm just on…
"We're just here to post shit we find funny. Please know that if that offends you, we find that shit funny also" (or "We're just here to post stuff we find funny. Please…
"We're just here to post shit we find funny. Please know that if that offends you, we find that shit funny also" (or "We're just here to post stuff we find funny. Please…
"I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group. Then I'm gonna stick around to see what everyone thinks about me leaving this group" is a jocular…
"I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group. Then I'm gonna stick around to see what everyone thinks about me leaving this group" is a jocular…
"I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group. Then I'm gonna stick around to see what everyone thinks about me leaving this group" is a jocular…
Many people have compared modern emojis to ancient hieroglyphs. A joke was posted on Twitter by moh'd on July 27, 2017: "Yo momma so old *how old is she* she was using emojis back when…
"Please understand I am only taking new friend requests from dogs" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "Just fyi, I'm only accepting facebook friend…
"Please understand I am only taking new friend requests from dogs" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "Just fyi, I'm only accepting facebook friend…
"I'm taking a break from social media. This is so toxic. I'll see y'all in 11 minutes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A few minutes is hardly a…
"I'm taking a break from social media. This is so toxic. I'll see y'all in 11 minutes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A few minutes is hardly a…
"I'm taking a break from social media. This is so toxic. I'll see y'all in 11 minutes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A few minutes is hardly a…
Many people are reminded about software updates, but keep putting it off. Some people don't have the time, while others don't want the updates. "I've been hitting 'reboot…
Internet links and sausage links aren't the same links, but there are jokes. "I get them online. I'll send you a link."/"Oh, well, at home, I smoke sausages. I'll send…
"I'VE DECIDED TO WRITE MY TWEETS IN CAPITALS. I WROTE THIS ONE IN PARIS" is a jocular saying that has been printed -- sometimes all in capitals, sometimes not -- about various…
"I've deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo" is a saying meaning that the speaker changes thoughts so often, something permanent (a tattoo on the…
"I've deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo" is a saying meaning that the speaker changes thoughts so often, something permanent (a tattoo on the…
Blocking on social media is not like other blocking, but there are jokes. "RT @davidjewood: I've just blocked my toilet. I don't know why I added it on Skype in the first place"…