“Why are vampires such jerks?”/“Because they are incapable of self reflection.”
Vampires, according to legend, can't see their own reflection. This is sometimes expressed in a Halloween thought. "Vampires are arrogant because they are incapable of…
“Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?”/“He couldn’t afford plane fare.”
A St. Patrick's Day riddle is: Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?A: He couldn't afford plane fare. The joke was posted to the newsgroup alt.personals.ads on March…
“Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?”/“It was time for his annual eggzam.”
An Easter bunny riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on April 1, 2018: Q: Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?A: It was time for his annual eggzam. There have also been other Easter bunny…
“Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?”/“Regular rocks are too heavy.”
A popular St. Patrick's Day shamrock riddle is: Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?A: Regular rocks are too heavy. "Why do people wear shamrocks on St.…
“Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?”/“Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.”
A popular math joke about Halloween and Christmas is: Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31! That is, the number "25" (10 or decimal…
“Why don’t strings get any presents for Christmas?”/“Because they’re always on the knotty list.”
A Christmas riddle was posted on Twitter on November 19, 2012: Q: Why didn't the shoelace get what it wanted for Christmas? A: It was on the knotty list. "Knotty list" is a pun on…
“Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?”/“Because it has four rabbits’ feet.”
A rabbit's foot is often said to be lucky. A popular Easter bunny riddle is: Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?A: Because it has four rabbits' feet. The joke was posted…
“Why is a foot a good Christmas present?”/“Because it’s a great stocking filler.”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: Why is a foot a good Christmas present?A: Because it's a great stocking filler. The Christmas joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Twitterabbie…
“Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?”/“Because you can really party hearty!”
A heart-based Valentine's Day riddle is: Q: Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?A: Because you can really party hearty! The riddle was posted to the newsgroup…
“Wishing you a holly jolly whatever doesn’t offend your bitch ass”
"Wishing you a holly jolly whatever doesn't offend your bitch ass" is a jocular holiday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been printed on sweaters since at…
“Witch you were here”
"Witch you were here" is a Halloween pun on the saying "wish you were here." The "witch" saying was printed on postcards, but the first date is uncertain.…
“Yams are the candy corn of Thanksgiving”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Thanksgiving." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Yo mama is so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas”
A popular "yo mama" insult joke is: "Yo mama is so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas." "Hahaha ur momma so old her first christmas.......was the first…
“You can tell Santa is a man because no woman would ever wear the same outfit every year”
Several jocular arguments have been made to determine if Santa Claus is a woman or a man. A strong point for the proposition that Santa is a man was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor on December 4,…
“You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor to wrap Christmas gifts…”
"You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor to wrap Christmas gifts, then try to get up...🤣" is a jocular holiday saying that was posted on Twitter by Amanda R.…
“Your Merry Christmas depends on what others do for you; New Year on what you do for others”
A saying about Christmas and New Year's is: "Your Merry Christmas may depend upon what others do for you, but your Harry New Year depends on waht you do for others." The origin of…
“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree is the presence of a happy family”
“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other" is a Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. "The best of…
9-11 (One Day’s Pay: National Day of Voluntary Service, Charity, Compassion)
9-11-2001 was a national tragedy. Several events are held on the anniversary of that day. One Day's Pay has organized a National Day of Voluntary Service, Charity and Compassion.…
Adventures NYC
The Parks Department started "Adventures NYC" in 2005, with a second annual event in 2006. http://www.nycgovparks.org/sub_things_to_do/events/output_pages/adventures_nyc.phpAdventures…
African American Day Parade
The African American Day Parade literature states that it is the largest black parade in America. The parade is held up Adam Clayton Powell, Jr. Boulevard (Seventh Avenue), from 111 Street to 142…