“Say boo and scary on”
"Say boo and scary on" is a Halloween saying that has been printed on many images. The saying borrows on the famous British World War II "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster.…
“Someone who puts up Halloween decorations early suffers from premature ejackolantern”
"If you carve a pumpkin in September, it’s called premature ejackolantern" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Premature ejackolantern" is a portmanteau…
“St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day for people who love fun”
"St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Jameson Irish Whiskey is the…
“St. Patrick’s Day puns don’t just shame you. They Seamus all”
"Remember, (Irish) puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all" (also "Bad puns on St. Patrick’s Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all"…
“St. Patrick’s Day is just Cinco de Mayo for gingers living in Florida”
St. Patrick's Day has been compared to Cinco de Mayo. "St. Patrick's Day . . . Cinco de Mayo for gingers" was posted on X/Twitter by Running (Quadruple-Vaxxed) Joke on March 16,…
“St. Patty’s Day is just Cinco de Mayo for gingers”
St. Patrick's Day has been compared to Cinco de Mayo. "St. Patrick's Day . . . Cinco de Mayo for gingers" was posted on X/Twitter by Running (Quadruple-Vaxxed) Joke on March 16,…
“Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment….” (Halloween joke)
"Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly." is a Halloween joke that…
“Stuffing is the candy corn of Thanksgiving”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Thanksgiving." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Sugar cookies are the candy corn of Christmas”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Christmas." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Surprise your girlfriend this Valentine’s Day. Introduce her to your wife!”
Men sometimes plan a surprise for a loved one on Valentine's Day. "Surprise your girlfriend this Valentine's Day. Introduce her to your wife!" is a jocular Valentine's Day…
“Sweet potato pie is the candy corn of Thanksgiving”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Thanksgiving." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year”
A "Thanksgiving Sermon" has been cited since the 1860s, and begins: "My Friends: Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the…
“Thanksgiving is for those who take time to remember; no one can give thanks who has a short memory”
A thanksgiving saying credited to "anonymous" has been printed on many images: "Thanksgiving is possible only for those who take time to remember; no one can give thanks who has a…
“Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and reverent lifting of the heart to God”
"Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and reverent lifting of the heart to God in honor and praise for His goodness" is a popular Thanksgiving saying that has been cited in print since…
“Thanksgiving Rules: 1. Do not go into debt trying to show people how much you love them…”
Three jocular "Christmas Rules" (sometimes titled "Thanksgiving Rules" or "Holiday Rules") have been printed on many images. These "Holiday Rules" were…
“Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day”
"Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day" is a popular Thanksgiving saying that has been cited in print since at least 1961. It is usually credited to Robert Casper…
“Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving”
"First Thanks, Then Giving" sermons were made at several churches during Thanksgiving in November 1957. A full Thanksgiving expression was published in the book Speaker's Desk Book…
“The Grinch never hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair”
"Just so we're clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. How the Grinch Stole…
“The magic of Christmas never ends and its greatest of gifts are family and friends”
"The magic of Christmas never ends, and its greatest of gifts are family and friends" is a Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. "The Magic of Christmas never ends…
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live" is a Christmas joke that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "The main…