"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. The line has been credited to American television…
"Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Wednesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
"Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Wednesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
March 17th (St. Patrick's Day) and May 5th (Cinco de Mayo) are major Irish and Mexican ethnic holidays in the United States. A joke is told on March 18th, after St. Patrick's Day.…
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Thanksgiving." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
"May love and laughter bless your days and warm your heart and home..." is an Irish blessing that has been cited in print since at least 1994. Authorship is unknown. The saying has been…
A popular St. Patrick's Day blessing is: "May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of St. Patrick behold…
A St. Patrick's Day poem is: "May the luck of the IrishLead to happiest heights.And the highway you travelBe lined with green lights!" Authorship is unknown. The poem was printed in…
"May you be blessed with the spirit of the season, which is peace. The gladness of the season, which is hope. And the heart of the season, which is love" is a blessing that has been…
"May you be blessed with the spirit of the season, which is peace. The gladness of the season, which is hope. And the heart of the season, which is love" is a blessing that has been…
"May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve" (or "May you never be too old to search the skies on Christmas Eve") is a Christmas saying that has been…
"May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve" (or "May you never be too old to search the skies on Christmas Eve") is a Christmas saying that has been…
"May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow, and may trouble avoid you wherever you go" is an Irish blessing that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.…
Vampires, according to legend, can't see their own reflection. This is sometimes expressed in a Halloween thought. "Vampires are arrogant because they are incapable of…
"Merry everything and a happy always" is a Christmas saying -- inspired by "Merry Christmas and a happy New Year" -- that has been printed on many images. An explanation of the…
The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute has held an annual fundraiser since 1948, called the Costume Institute Gala, but usually known as the “Met Gala” or “Met Ball.” Some…
The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute has held an annual fundraiser since 1948, called the Costume Institute Gala, but usually known as the “Met Gala” or “Met Ball.” The Met…
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Christmas." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
"Money's scarce/short/tight, times are hard. Here's your fucking Christmas card" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards. The card implies that no money will be…
What happens to turkeys that the president of the United States pardons for Thanksgiving? "I fear the turkey pardoning sets a bad precedent. What's the turkey recidivism rate since the…