“Olive, the other reindeer”
"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (1949) is a song that was popularized by Gene Autry. "All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names" is a line in the song. A joke…
“On the one hand, fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand, I have only two fingers”
"July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 4, 2016. "On the one hand, homemade fireworks…
“Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have”
"Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Peace Through Understanding” (1964 New York World’s Fair)
The theme of the 1964-64 New York World's Fair was "Peace Through Understanding." The fair attempted to display the culture of each nation. The term "peace through…
“Peeps are the candy corn of Easter”
Peeps have been called "the candy corn of Easter." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no other time,…
“Peppermint bark is the candy corn of Christmas”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Christmas." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Premature treejaculation—the act of erecting one’s festive decor in any month prior to December”
"premature treejaculation trejahk-yal•ay:shun the act of erecting one's festive decor in any month prior to December" is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images.…
“Pumpkin pie is the candy corn of Thanksgiving”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Thanksgiving." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Red, white and green candy corn are the candy corn of Christmas”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Christmas." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Remember last year on St. Patrick’s Day? Yeah, me neither”
"Remember last year on St. Patrick's Day? Yeah, me neither" -- that is, people get too drunk on St. Patrick's Day to remember it -- is a jocular drinking saying that has been…
“Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick’s Day don’t just shame you. They Seamus all”
"Remember, (Irish) puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all" (also "Bad puns on St. Patrick’s Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all"…
“Remember, Mother’s Day is for moms, not men in dresses—Your day is April 1st”
Many people believe that Mother's Day is for biological women/mothers, and not for trans women. "Remember, Mother's Day is for moms, not men in dresses -- Your day is April 1st"…
“Remember, unless your turkey is applying for a passport, you don’t need to take a photo of it this Thanksgiving”
Many people serve turkey on Thanksgiving, and they take a photo of it. "Happy Thanksgiving and remember, unless your turkey is applying for a passport, you don’t need to take a photo of…
“Ribbon candy is the candy corn of Christmas”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Christmas." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Roasted chestnuts are the candy corn of Christmas”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Christmas." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Roses are red, violets are blue-ish. If it weren’t for Christmas, we’d all be Jewish”
A Christmas version of the "Roses are red" poem is: "Roses are red, violets are blue-ish. If it weren't for Christmas we'd all be Jewish." The poem has been cited in…
“Rum balls are the candy corn of Christmas”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Christmas." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Sadly this Christmas passes away, so let us give thanks today”
A Christmas rhyme is: "Sadly this Christmas passes away, so let us give thanks today, as we prepare for the year anew, with faith and hope to see it through." The saying has been cited in…
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year”
Danish and American comedian and pianist Victor Borge (1909-2000) said in January 1958: "Santa Claus has the right idea -- visit people once a year." The Borge remark has been included in…
“Say boo and scary on”
"Say boo and scary on" is a Halloween saying that has been printed on many images. The saying borrows on the famous British World War II "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster.…