“WTF (Wine Tasting Friends)”
The initials "WTF" usually stand for "What The Fuck." "Wine Tasting Friends" is a jocular explanation of the "WTF" letters -- called a backronym (back…
“Wy tf is it called spinach artichoke dip if the main thing is cheese?”
"Spinach and artichoke dip" might be called that, but it's mostly cheese. "DISASTROUS DIP: Spinach artichoke dip would be better named 'cheese and mayo dip with a…
“Y’all better eat the damn black eyed peas this year!”
In the Southern United States, eating black-eyed peas is a New Year's Day tradition and is thought to help bring prosperity in the new year. However, many mothers cook the people, but the…
“Y’all knew summer was coming and y’all just kept eating”
People usually try to get in shape for the summer, when the weather is warmer and they will be wearing less clothing. "You knew summer was coming and you just kept eating" (or "You…
“Y’all know what’s never been recalled because of E-coli? Wine”
Lettuce has been recalled for E-coli. "Bourbon/Vodka/Whiskey/Wine has never been recalled for E-coli" has been printed on many images. "Wild Turkey Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey…
“Y’all not drinking enough water, if you need a $50 cup to keep it cold til Tuesday”
Many people buy an expensive cup to keep water cold for a long time -- and then don't drink water for a long time. "Y'all not drinking enough water, if you need a $50 cup to keep it…
“Y’all out here ordering well done steaks shaking the whole table trying to cut it”
"Y'all out here ordering well done steaks shaking the whole table trying to cut it" (or "Y’all be ordering welI done steaks & shaking the whole table trying to cut…
“Y’all aren’t drinking enough water if you need a $75 cup to keep it cold til next Tuesday”
Many people buy an expensive cup to keep water cold for a long time -- and then don't drink water for a long time. "Y'all not drinking enough water, if you need a $50 cup to keep it…
“Y’all be ordering welI done steaks & shaking the whole table trying to cut it”
"Y'all out here ordering well done steaks shaking the whole table trying to cut it" (or "Y’all be ordering welI done steaks & shaking the whole table trying to cut…
“Y’all even ask cauliflower if they wanna be all these things?”
Cauliflower has been put to many uses, especially by vegetarians and vegans. "Y’all even ask cauliflower if they wanna be all these things?" was posted on Twitter by Jay on September…
“Yall ever drink an iced coffee so strong that for like 4 minutes you have hope”
"Yall ever drink an iced coffee so strong that for like 4 minutes you have hope" is a saying that has been pvinted on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by giabuchi lastrassi…
“Yams are the candy corn of Thanksgiving”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Thanksgiving." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Yeah, I’m into S & M (Spaghetti and Meatballs)”
Spaghetti and meatballs is only jocularly referred to as "S&M," which usually stands for "sadism and masochism." "RT @jamokie: Yeah, whats wrong with spaghetti and…
“Yeast breads are made from fungus farts”
"fungus farts = bread" was posted on Twitter by Kevin on April 26, 2011. "Primary ingredients of bread: flour and fungus farts" was posted on Twitter by Justin K Phillips on…
“Yeast makes bread fluffy by eating sugar and filling it with fungus farts”
"fungus farts = bread" was posted on Twitter by Kevin on April 26, 2011. "Primary ingredients of bread: flour and fungus farts" was posted on Twitter by Justin K Phillips on…
“Yelling ‘the floor is java’ in a Starbucks does not get you served any quicker”
"The floor is lava" is a game. "The floor is java" is a coffee pun. "The floor is java" is also a Java programming language joke. "I want to play the floor is…
“Yes, I did my crunches today, if by crunches you mean ‘crunchy Cheetos’”
A "crunch" is an abdominal exercise. A joke has it that a person was doing "crunches" -- not exercising, but eating Cheetos crunches. "Didn't do any crunches today so…
“Yes, I do have a retirement plan. I plan to eat bacon”
"Yes, I do have a retirement plan. I plan to eat bacon" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Yes! I do have a retirement plan. I plan to eat bacon!" was…
“Yes! We Have No Bananas”
"Yes! We Have No Bananas" is a popular song, written by Frank Silver and Irving Cohen in 1922. Eddie Cantor sung it in the 1922 Broadway revue Make It Snappy. The song tells of a Greek…
“Yesterday I wanted coffee. Now I’m drinking coffee. Follow your dreams, people”
"Last night, I wanted to drink coffee. This morning, I am drinking coffee. Follow your dreams, people!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This morning I felt…