“Work hard. Be kind. Eat bacon”
"Work hard. Be kind. Eat bacon" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. "Work Hard. Play Hard. Be Kind. Eat Bacon. Bacon is good stuff" was posted on Twitter by…
“Work out tip: Get really heavy coffee mugs”
"Work out tip: Get really heavy coffee mugs" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Bones Coffee Company…
“Working 9 to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“Working from 9 to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“Working from nine to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“Working nine to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“World peace begins in the kitchen”
"World peace begins in the kitchen" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The peace usually means a non-animal (vegan) diet, but sometimes it just means sharing world…
“World’s Okayest Chef”
"World's Okayest Chef" has been printed on many images. Is it an insult or a compliment? "Are you the world's okayest chef? http://etsy.me/1pUNUno" was posted on…
“Worms in apples has been less of a problem than what we expected as kids”
Children are often taught about worms in apples. "Growing up, I thought quicksand and worms in apples would be much more prevalent problems in my life. I have yet to encounter either" was…
“Worries go down better with ice cream”
"Worries go down better with soup than without" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is frequently shortened to "Worries go down better with soup."…
“Worries go down better with soup than without”
"Worries go down better with soup than without" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is frequently shortened to "Worries go down better with soup."…
“Would a nutcracker with no arms or legs be considered a crackhead?”
A decorative nutcracker portrays a person whose mouth forms the jaws of the nutcracker. This is not the same as a "crackhead," but there are jokes. "Who called it a nutcracker and…
“Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree?”/“No, but an applewood.”
Applewood smoked cheddar sounds like "apple would," prompting the pun: Q: Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree?A: No, but an applewood. The joke was cited on Twitter on September 17,…
“Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside? I have like 50 wooden balls already”
An avocado has a large seed inside.. It is not a wooden ball prize, but there are jokes. "Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring…
“Would you like a glass of water?”/“I’m thirsty, not dirty.”
A classic drinking saying has one person ask for something to drink. "Would you like a glass of water?" replies the other. "I'm thirsty, not dirty!" the person explains.…
“Would you like some cheese with that whine?”
Wine and cheese is a popular combination. "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" is a joke saying that dates in print to at least 1991. The saying was made popular in the early…
“Would you maybe like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream? We could get coffee after”
"Would you maybe like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream? We could get coffee after" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "This weekend anyone…
“Wouldn’t it make more sense to dump Gatorade on the losing head coach?”
A "Gatorade shower" is often given to a winning coach by the team's players. Some people believe that a losing coach should suffer through this unusual sports ritual. "It makes…
“Wouldn’t an ‘all butter croissant’ be butter?”
What is an "all butter croissant"? And do you put butter on it? "How is it that an 'all butter' croissant is not just a big pile of butter...?" was posted on X/Twitter…
“WTF (Where’s The Frybread)”
"WTF (Where's The Frybread)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "WTF" usually stands for "What The Fuck." "Dinner time. WTF?!?!…