Pastranomi (pastrami + astronomy)

“Pastranomi”/“Pastranomy”/“Pastronomi”/“Pastronomy”(pastrami + astronomy) is a jocular portmanteau term that has appeared in some jokes.
   
“Pastronomi - the detailed study of luncheon meats in the sky” was posted on the newsgroup alt.pinecone on May 1, 1996. “I just invented a new term…‘Pastronomi’. The study of deli meats. XD” was posted on Twitter by 🎃💀🦇𝖀𝖓𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖓𝖆 𝕲𝖊𝖎𝖓🦇💀🎃🏴‍☠️ on January 29, 2012. “Pastronomi: the study of celestial meats” was posted on Twitter by Sasha Frolova on December 30, 2012.
   
“Pastranomy: The study of sandwich meat in relation to the Cosmos…” was posted on the newsgroup rec.radio.cb on August 9, 1997. “Pastranomy: the study of pastrami” was posted on Twitter by BRYan on November 9, 2011. “Pastranomy: the study of lunch meats” was posted on Twitter by Pill Chickle-Dix on February 4, 2012. “Pastranomy: the study of meats cured by moonlight” was posted on Twitter by Alex Sexton on March 16, 2014.
 
“Ah, pastronomy. The study of the meaty cosmos” was posted on Twitter by Animated Nerd on December 6, 2009. “I like sandwiches and I like outer space. I think I’ll get my masters in pastronomy” was posted on Twitter by suss—🥌 on January 14, 2010. “Pastronomy the study of garlicky cold cuts and deli sandwiches” was entered in the Urban Dictionary on December 2, 2010.
 
pastranomi the study of pastrami” was entered in the Urban Dictionary on September 13, 2010. “Pastranomi—the study of deli meats” was posted on Twitter by randall c on January 12, 2013. “Pastranomi - The study of intergalactic deli meats” was posted on Twitter by Chris Blackburn on April 11, 2013.
   
           
Wikipedia: Pastrami
Pastrami (Romanian: pastramă) is a food originating from Romania usually made from beef brisket, and sometimes from lamb, or turkey. The raw meat is brined, partially dried, seasoned with herbs and spices, then smoked and steamed. Like corned beef, pastrami was originally created as a way to preserve meat before the invention of refrigeration. One of the iconic meats of Romanian cuisine as well as American Jewish cuisine and the New York City cuisine, hot pastrami is typically served at delicatessen restaurants on sandwiches such as the pastrami on rye.
   
Google Groups: alt.pinecone
Conspiracy
John Bayko
May 1, 1996, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
Pastronomi - the detailed study of luncheon meats in the sky.
 
Google Groups: rec.radio.cb
“Contact” (was Auuuuudio)
Codys PC
Aug 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
Pastranomy: The study of sandwich meat in relation to the Cosmos…
             
Twitter
MORTAL KEMBOT
@dyejob
“I wanna major in pastranomy!”—@benryhenson
4:16 AM · Oct 4, 2009·Twitter SMS
         
Twitter
Animated Nerd
@AnimatorMaria
Ah, pastronomy. The study of the meaty cosmos.
1:58 AM · Dec 6, 2009·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
suss—🥌
@suss2hyphens
I like sandwiches and I like outer space. I think I’ll get my masters in pastronomy.
3:38 PM · Jan 14, 2010·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Tyler
@TylerArsen
I’m gonna major in pastronomy: the effects of launching pastrami into outer space..its an exciting field
1:57 AM · Jan 21, 2010·Twitter SMS
 
Urban Dictionary
pastranomi
the study of pastrami
My favorite class is pastranomi, all we do is study pastrami, the greatest deli meat known to man!
by Blade McGrady September 13, 2010
   
Urban Dictionary
Pastronomy
the study of garlicky cold cuts and deli sandwiches
I know you’re into all things dessert, but I’m far more interested in pastronomy.
by thehypermom December 2, 2010
 
Twitter
It’s Me
@michellew_
My daughter just asked me to tell her about “pastranomy”- Clearly, the aligning of luncheon meats in the heavens.
10:01 PM · Nov 1, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
BRYan
@_iamBRYan
Pastranomy: the study of pastrami.
12:53 AM · Nov 9, 2011·Plume for Android
     
Twitter
🎃💀🦇𝖀𝖓𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖓𝖆 𝕲𝖊𝖎𝖓🦇💀🎃🏴‍☠️
@TattooedMisery
I just invented a new term…‘Pastronomi’. The study of deli meats. XD
4:40 PM · Jan 29, 2012·Plume for Android
 
Twitter
Pill Chickle-Dix
@Rostastic
Pastranomy: the study of lunch meats
11:08 PM · Feb 4, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Ian Connor
@Ian_Connor_
I really wish I took Pastranomy in school. I could be making better sandwiches if I just knew the science of cured deli meat.
11:30 PM · May 2, 2012·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
a little resistance, as a treat
@Lazarius
pastronomy, n. The science of making deli sandwiches that are out of this world.
12:20 PM · May 5, 2012·Echofon
 
Twitter
Jesse VandenBergh 🇺🇦
@JesseElderV
Pastranomy: (n) the study of celestial meats.
8:59 PM · Jun 8, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Raul Pudd
@mhargrave
The study of extraterrestrial meats is called pastranomy.
1:30 PM · Jun 15, 2012·TweetDeck
   
Twitter
Yoki Danoff
@yokiDanoff
Pastronomy - the study of space meats.
2:16 AM · Aug 14, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Grant Cotter
@GrantCotter
#CCMashUp PASTRONOMY: the study of lunch meat in space.
1:34 PM · Dec 1, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Sasha Frolova
@Sasha_fro
Pastronomi: the study of celestial meats
11:16 AM · Dec 30, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
randall c
@randallcohen
Pastranomi—the study of deli meats.
8:30 AM · Jan 12, 2013·Hootsuite
 
Twitter
Randall C
@iconharmony
Pastranomi—the study of deli meats.
8:30 AM · Jan 12, 2013·Hootsuite
   
Twitter
Craig Malamut
@mutsackcraig
Pastronomy: the study of deli meats in space
9:49 PM · Feb 5, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Chris Blackburn
@chrisbla
Pastranomi - The study of intergalactic deli meats
7:55 AM · Apr 11, 2013·Hootsuite
     
Twitter
bruce
@brucemeowshall
Pastronomy- the study of the great sandwich in the sky.
@_rkpierce_
2:16 PM · May 5, 2013·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Ted Harrington
@TerrapinPrints
Pastranomy is the study of Delicastessen meat in Space #stuffilearnfromSpawn
8:48 PM · Oct 20, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
🅱️en 🅿️all
@pallpointben
Pastronomy, the science of pastrami
1:20 PM · Nov 18, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
jon
@thejintaylor
we should have a pastrami based economy and call it a pastranomy #goodideas #good #ideas
9:51 PM · Dec 16, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
TRAP LORD
@OhMattG
New scientific field: pastranomi. The science of pastrami.
4:55 PM · Jan 26, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Alex Sexton
@SlexAxton
Pastranomy: the study of meats cured by moonlight.
4:18 PM · Mar 16, 2014·Twitter for Android
         
Twitter 
lia
@lia_ruggerio
Pastronomy is the study of cold cuts and deli sandwiches
9:47 AM · Apr 3, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Pete Prodoehl
@raster
Worth exploring: Pastronomy. The study of brined and partially dried celestial bodies.
10:08 AM · Oct 2, 2014·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Toenails
@joetoenails
the study of deli meats, pastranomy
3:24 PM · Oct 27, 2014·TweetDeck
   
Twitter
Johnny Static
@2min4roughing
Replying to @Loffz
@Loffz I feel like this needs a picture of Neil DeGrasse Tyson holding a sandwich.
Pastrami+astronomy=Pastranomy.
#Mars51
10:22 PM · Nov 29, 2014·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
amelia beckerman
@ameliaisntfunny
a space themed deli called pastranomy
7:57 PM · Oct 9, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Zaharoula Katsikis
@Zaharoula_K
Replying to @markhoppus
@markhoppus Hear me out- a space themed deli called pastranomy.
4:26 PM · Oct 10, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitteer
Richard Klein
@RichSPK
Pastranomy: the study of delicious sandwiches.
4:14 PM · Feb 6, 2016·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
J.G.
@JohnnyGhastly
Get it right folks:
Pastrology - Study of Pasta
Pastranomy - Study of Pastrami
#themoreyouknow
11:37 AM · Mar 29, 2016·Twitter for Android
 
Google Groups: chulent
Chulent. Mary Mack - You Eat What You Are : Gastronomy, Ethnology, Pastranomy. November 3rd
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Nov 3, 2016, 4:30:00 AM
to Chulent
This Thursday November 3rd we will, as unusual, get together for some Chulent & Schmoozing.
     
Twitter
NotWarmNoodles
@NotWarmNoodles
Replying to @shutupmikeginn
@Duncan_Parcells You might want to take his study in pastranomy (the study of pastrami)
10:14 AM · Nov 9, 2016·Twitter for Android
     
Twitter
Liz Hoveland🏳️‍🌈
@lizhoveland
Pastronomy: the study of space meat
4:33 PM · Nov 30, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Studio Diner
@Studiodiner
Pastranomy, the study of delicious deli meats. (photo:
@eatfiend) http://fb.me/21KNUM3iy
7:00 PM · Apr 9, 2017·Facebook
 
Twitter
THOT AIR BALLOON
@NapalmOoz
Pastranomy: the study of pastrami
1:28 PM · Sep 3, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
       
Twitter 
jzl thee doll
@jxzzhndz_
pastronomi:
pastrami in space.
2:51 AM · Dec 6, 2017·TweetDeck
 
Twitter
chekhov’s beer
@VelvetMacaroni
pastronomy 101: intro to inter-galactic kosher meats
10:37 AM · Jan 31, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Ojai’s Organic Mayor
@ojaimayor
Pastronomi is the study of meats floating around in space
1:55 AM · Mar 6, 2018·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Tony Honk
@Tony_honks
I’m offically claiming the title of the worlds first and only pastronomer. ie pastranomy. BTW pastrology is full of bologna
9:31 AM · Sep 21, 2018·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Ann Stewart
@aestewart2
Is pastranomy the study of cold cuts?
@shoutthis @robalanstewart
12:21 PM · Feb 22, 2019·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
Heather
@heatherjs
Pastronomy is the science of making pastrami sandwiches 🥪
8:46 AM · May 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
McBiffs
@raygunnito
Replying to @izabelxrose
What’s a deliman’s favorite subject to study?
Pastranomy
3:34 PM · May 29, 2019·Twitter for Android
     
Twitter
Abigail Falanga
@AbigailFalanga
What’s it called when you study lunch meat out among the stars?
Pastronomy!
#sorrynotsorry #puns #badjokes
3:22 PM · Jul 27, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
shit wizard
@kimothygene
Ok ok ok hear me out: a space themed smokehouse called Pastranomy
10:08 AM · Jun 8, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
D •͜ •
@taninterior_
My girlfriend: “pastranomy”
- The study of pastrami
1:48 AM · Jun 10, 2021·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Skik Skikington
@skiktheslick
Pastronomy- the study of pastrami
3:18 AM · Aug 28, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/undertakerdave July 14, 2022
On clear nights I like to get a sandwich from the Jewish deli and eat it while stargazing.
I call it studying pastranomy.
   
(Trademark)
Word Mark PASTRANOMY
Goods and Services (CANCELLED) IC 029. US 046. G & S: Prepared entrees consisting primarily of meat, fish, poultry and/or vegetables; Prepared food kits composed of meat, bread, and condiments, ready for cooking and/or assembly as a sandwich or meal; Prepared entrees consisting primarily of soups; Matzoh ball soup; Prepared vegetable-based entrees, specifically sauerkraut and potato latkes; Prepared entrees consisting primarily of meat, specifically Reuben balls; Prepared meat; Pastrami; Prepared entrees consisting primarily of vegetable salads, specifically garden salads, potato salad, cole slaw, cucumber salad, and sauerkraut slaw. FIRST USE: 20111100. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 20111100
(CANCELLED) IC 043. US 100 101. G & S: Delicatessens; Restaurant services; Restaurant services featuring deli food items; Restaurant services, namely, providing of food and beverages for consumption on and/or off the premises. FIRST USE: 20120517. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 20120517
Standard Characters Claimed
Mark Drawing Code (4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARK
Serial Number 85301215
Filing Date April 21, 2011
Current Basis 1A
Original Filing Basis 1B
Published for Opposition September 6, 2011
Registration Number 4289615
Registration Date February 12, 2013
Owner (REGISTRANT) PASTRAMI BOYS, LLC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY CALIFORNIA 120 EAST GRAND AVENUE SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA 94080
Assignment Recorded ASSIGNMENT RECORDED
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Cancellation Date September 13, 2019