“Celery farmers play the stalk market”
The stock market is sometimes punned as the "stalk" market. The "stalk market" puns have included bean, celery and corn jokes. "Q: How did the corn plant lose all her…
“Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza”
"Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza" is a jocular one-line saying -- used by people who'd rather eat pizza than celery -- that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Celery is basically just grass with water retention”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. "Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying. "'See, the thing with celery is...it's grass-flavored,…
“Celery is just crunchy grass-flavored water”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. "Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying. "'See, the thing with celery is...it's grass-flavored,…
“Celery is just crunchy water”
Is celery mostly water? "Celery. Which, let's face it, is basically just crunchy water" was printed in a 2007 newspaper. "I'm convinced celery isn't a real food.…
“Celery is just glorified grass”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. "Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying. "'See, the thing with celery is...it's grass-flavored,…
“Celery is nature’s dental floss”
"Celery is nature's dental floss" is a jocular saying about stringy celery that has been printed on several images. "Celery? Bad idea. They don’t call it nature’s dental…
“Celery is the only food that has both ranch dressing and peanut butter as acceptable toppings”
Celery is frequently eaten with ranch dressing or peanut butter -- two very different foods. "Wonders if the sole purpose of celery is to be used as a spoon for ranch dressing/dip/peanut…
“Celery is what happens when you tell grass it can be anything it wants to be”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. "Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying. "'See, the thing with celery is...it's grass-flavored,…
“Celery: When you have that sudden urge to bite into water with hair in it”
Celery, to many people, tastes like water with strings in it. "*Inventing celery* Damn I wish I could bite water with hair in it" was posted on Twitter by Knives McGee on December 6,…
“Cenosillicaphobia—the fear of an empty glass”
"Cenosillicaphobia -- the fear of an empty glass" is a definition that has been printed on many images. Google Books Cenosillicaphobia the Fear of an Empty Wine Or Beer GlassNotebook…
“Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separately”
Cereal boxes often show the cereal in milk, but the milk is sold separately. "When you buy cereal, the milk is sold separately, but they’re always advertised together" was posted on…
“Cereal is a bread salad with milk dressing”
Cereal has been described as bread salad. "Cereal Is bread salad #cereal" was posted on Twitter by TRUE BARBARIAN GAMES on May 19, 2017. "Cereal is just wet bread salad" was…
“Cereal is breakfast soup”
Cereal in milk (often made for breakfast) has been compared to soup (often made for dinner). "'I love cereal. It's like breakfast soup.' -Eric Schumann" was posted on…
“Cereal is just milk soup”
"Is Breakfast Cereal a Soup?" is a question on Debate.org (58% say "yes.") "Soup spoons make great cereal spoons. Then again, cereal is really milk soup" was posted on…
“Cereal is just pet food for people”
Cereal has been described as "pet food for humans/people." "I just realised. Breakfast cereal is pet food for humans" was posted on Twitter by Jon Gomm on September 17, 2011.…
“Cereal is like pet food for humans”
Cereal has been described as "pet food for humans/people." "I just realised. Breakfast cereal is pet food for humans" was posted on Twitter by Jon Gomm on September 17, 2011.…
“Cereal tastes better at night”
Many people believe that cereal tastes better at night than it does at breakfast.Perhaps that is because at night, cereal becomes a snack (a guilty pleasure) and a much-needed sugar boost.…
“Cereal tastes much better at night”
Many people believe that cereal tastes better at night than it does at breakfast.Perhaps that is because at night, cereal becomes a snack (a guilty pleasure) and a much-needed sugar boost.…
“Certain beers give me a really bad hangover. I’ve narrowed it down, and I think it’s the 16th beer”
"Certain beers give me a terrible hangover. I've narrowed it down and I think it's the 18th beer" was posted on X/Twitter by Navin Johnson on January 25, 2012. "Certain…