“Careful, I drink coffee stronger than your feelings”
"I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" was posted on Twitter by Garrett on…
“Carpe Vino” (seize the wine)
"Carpe Vino" (seize the wine) is a modern Latin saying, after the popular Latin saying "carpe diem" (seize the day). "Carpe Vino" has been cited in print since at…
“Carrot juice is technically orange juice”
People have noticed that orange juice is yellow and carrot juice is orange. "Carrot juice is juice, and it is orange, but it is not orange juice" was posted on Twitter on May 28, 2009.…
“Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way”
"Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way" is a jocular one-line saying by Mara Wilson that was cited on Twitter on October 9, 2014. The joke quickly…
“Carrots may be good for your eyes, but alcohol will double your vision”
"Carrots may be good for your eyes, but alcohol/booze will double your vision" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Try some wine, it will double your…
“Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision”
"Carrots may be good for your eyes, but alcohol/booze will double your vision" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Try some wine, it will double your…
“Carving a pumpkin is a great activity if you’re in an artsy mood and also feel like stabbing…”
Carving a pumpkin can bring out certain emotions in some people. "Carving a pumpkin is fun. Stabbing a pumpkin repeatedly is even more fun. #halloween #gammaltdjungelordspråk" was posted…
“Cauliflower is just albino broccoli”
"Cauliflower is just albino broccoli" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on cauliflower's color (usually white), that both have edible flower buds,…
“Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli”
"Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on cauliflower's color (usually white), that both have edible flower buds,…
“Cauliflower is just scared broccoli”
"Did you know that cauliflower is just scared broccoli" is a joke line of comedian Harland Williams. The line has been cited in print since at least 2009. Broccoli is green, but…
“Caution: May bite before caffeine”
"Caution: May bite before caffeine" (or "Warning: May bite before caffeine") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "CAUTION: MAY BITE BEFORE…
“CAUTION: May bite before coffee (and after too)”
"WARNING: May bite before coffee ...and maybe after" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Caution May Bite Before Coffee #coffee #coffeeaddict…
“Celery farmers play the stalk market”
The stock market is sometimes punned as the "stalk" market. The "stalk market" puns have included bean, celery and corn jokes. "Q: How did the corn plant lose all her…
“Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza”
"Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza" is a jocular one-line saying -- used by people who'd rather eat pizza than celery -- that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Celery is basically just grass with water retention”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. "Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying. "'See, the thing with celery is...it's grass-flavored,…
“Celery is just crunchy grass-flavored water”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. "Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying. "'See, the thing with celery is...it's grass-flavored,…
“Celery is just crunchy water”
Is celery mostly water? "Celery. Which, let's face it, is basically just crunchy water" was printed in a 2007 newspaper. "I'm convinced celery isn't a real food.…
“Celery is just glorified grass”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. "Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying. "'See, the thing with celery is...it's grass-flavored,…
“Celery is nature’s dental floss”
"Celery is nature's dental floss" is a jocular saying about stringy celery that has been printed on several images. "Celery? Bad idea. They don’t call it nature’s dental…
“Celery is the only food that has both ranch dressing and peanut butter as acceptable toppings”
Celery is frequently eaten with ranch dressing or peanut butter -- two very different foods. "Wonders if the sole purpose of celery is to be used as a spoon for ranch dressing/dip/peanut…