“Celery is basically just grass with water retention”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. “Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying.
“‘See, the thing with celery is…it’s grass-flavored, crunchy water.’ ~ @RollCraigTide” was posted on Twitter by Sara Moore on August 11, 2013. “Celery is just really gross grass flavored crunchy water” was posted on Twitter by michael on February 3, 2015. “Celery is just crunchy grass water” was posted on Twitter by Rosie on May 31, 2016. “Celery is nothing more than crunchy, grass-flavored water” was posted on Twitter by A Rare Oddity on December 31, 2018. “Celery is literally just crunchy grass water” was posted on Twitter by ph on March 26, 2020.
“Celery is basically just grass with water retention” was posted on Twitter by Chester Missing on January 13, 2013.
“I agree celery is glorified grass and I ain’t no goddamn rabbit” was posted on Twitter by Max bs Walker on November 17, 2010. “Celery is just a glorified blade of grass” was posted on Twitter by Noah Dent on June 11, 2016. “Celery is just glorified grass” was posted on Twitter by hayden // BLM on January 13, 2017.
“Celery is what happens when you tell grass it can be anything it wants to be” was posted on Twitter by greggy on June 29, 2020.
Wikipedia: Celery
Celery (Apium graveolens) is a marshland plant in the family Apiaceae that has been cultivated as a vegetable since antiquity. Celery has a long fibrous stalk tapering into leaves. Depending on location and cultivar, either its stalks, leaves or hypocotyl are eaten and used in cooking. Celery seed is also used as a spice and its extracts have been used in herbal medicine.
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Dave Vickery
@starsky51
Celery is the acceptable face of eating grass
4:20 AM · May 22, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Shino Asada.
@adriannajanelle
Replying to @_BriBun
@bee_are_eye blahhhh , celery is nthn bt a water-filled grass stick ! i’ll pass 😊
12:49 AM · Aug 3, 2010·Seesmic
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Max bs Walker
@Grifter2099
Replying to @joelmchale
@joelmchale I agree celery is glorified grass and I ain’t no goddamn rabbit
5:58 PM · Nov 17, 2010·Twitter for iPhone
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Jasmine
@LobyMustard
“celery is like a glass of water with two pieces of grass in it.”
12:58 AM · Aug 8, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
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IG@FAST_LYF_RONN
@R0nn21
celery is gross it taste like grass and water
8:46 PM · Oct 20, 2011·Twitter for Android
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marwill
@marissadubleyou
Celery is the string cheese of grass @madswagbeliebs
9:19 PM · Feb 3, 2012·Twitter SMS
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Chester Missing
@chestermissing
Celery is basically just grass with water retention.
4:29 AM · Jan 13, 2013·Twitter for iPad
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ursanegro
@ursanegro
Replying to @chestermissing
you’re being sarcastic, but that’s pretty much right. RT @chestermissing Celery is basically just grass with water retention.
4:32 AM · Jan 13, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Sara Moore
@SMooreSaraMoore
“See, the thing with celery is…it’s grass-flavored, crunchy water.” ~
@RollCraigTide
2:31 PM · Aug 11, 2013·Twitter for BlackBerry
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Megan Krystofik
@Zaal_42096
“Celery is so good - it’s like water and grass mixed together”
12:34 AM · Feb 27, 2014 from Columbia, SC·Twitter for iPhone
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michael
@iammichaelowens
Celery is just really gross grass flavored crunchy water.
10:15 PM · Feb 3, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Em
@Emilyy5319
Celery is crunchy water with a hint of grass ~
@katiebazata
10:26 PM · Nov 13, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Rosie
@rosesombke
Celery is just crunchy grass water
1:30 PM · May 31, 2016 from Rockford, IL·Twitter for Android
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Noah Dent
@boahknuckles
Celery is just a glorified blade of grass.
11:27 PM · Jun 11, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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hayden // BLM
@haydenannzita
Celery is just glorified grass
8:56 PM · Jan 13, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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leeky 14
@LeekyXiv
Celery is just glorified grass. Deadass
10:12 PM · Aug 25, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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𝕷𝖆𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖓
@mother_bat
Replying to @cristaannn
Jejehfiwiwhxji celery is literally just water and grass flavored strings
11:26 PM · Jul 12, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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A Rare Oddity
@omfgspaghetti
Celery is nothing more than crunchy, grass-flavored water.
8:56 PM · Dec 31, 2018·Twitter for Android
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destroy the system
@jxicyfoxx
Celery is just watery grass
12:34 AM · Feb 22, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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chaz brown
@dacheezyjuan
Replying to @themitsarin
Celery is water flavored grass.
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ph
@PierceHowlett
Celery is literally just crunchy grass water
4:15 PM · Mar 26, 2020 from Essex, Ontario·Twitter for iPhone
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Hani CLC COMEBACK!!!
@theonghwa
Celery is just crunchy water that’s grass flavored
3:02 AM · Apr 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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A1 Hoopz
@A1Hoopz
Celery is just glorified grass. Change my mind.
3:31 PM · May 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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greggy
@WeedlordKrillin
Celery is what happens when you tell grass it can be anything it wants to be
8:26 AM · Jun 29, 2020·Twitter for iPhone