“Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza”

“Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza” is a jocular one-line saying—used by people who’d rather eat pizza than celery—that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Andreea Hluscu‏ on May 22, 2013.
 
   
Twitter
Andreea Hluscu‏
@ayyhluscu
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
4:40 PM - 22 May 2013
 
Twitter
Mackenzie Fox‏
@connoisseur_af
True RT @andreeahluscu: Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
5:01 PM - 22 May 2013
 
Twitter
The Vexed Muddler‏
@vexedmuddler
Replying to @ayyhluscu
A sad truth. RT @andreeahluscu: Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
7:36 PM - 22 May 2013
     
Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
11:04 AM - 8 Nov 2014
 
Funny Status
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
October 21, 2014 Food Status Updates
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
   
14 August 2015, The Advertiser (Adelaide, Australia), “The Last Word” by Marty Smith, pg. 26:
JUST A THOUGHT Celery is 95 per cent water and 100 per cent not pizza.
 
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
submitted December 17, 2017 by mikeisadroid