“What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?”/“A blood orange.”
A popular vampire riddle is:
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A blood orange.
“Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: Blood orange” was cited in a 1991 newspaper and “What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!” was cited in a 1999 newspaper.
“What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?”/“A necktarine” and “What’s a vampire’s favorite ice cream?”/“Veinilla” are similar vampire riddles.
24 March 1991, Pittsburgh (PA) Press, “Fruits,” pg. J2, col. 1:
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: Blood orange.
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Vampires
Hauke Reddmann
5/16/97
(...)
: > What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
: NECK-tarine.
:
Blood Orange?
(At last the ones red inside are called that way in Germany)
8 April 1999, Los Angeles (CA) Times, “The Kids’ Reading Room; Reading by 9; Pint-Sized Punch Lines,” pg. 9:
What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! (Lauren, 9, Pacific Palisades, Marquez Charter Elementary)
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A Question I have about sex.
merry mcgrath
4/21/99
Thanks, Andy. And for those of you out there with pointy sticks, go sit on them, or better yet, read these: 1. What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
Twitter
Colin Wood
@JerseyFresh1310
Most people think a vampires favorite fruit is the blood orange… but you’d be wrong. Actually, they love pineapple.
2:39 PM - 18 May 2009
Twitter
Brei ♥ H
@GrOvEbUg
@Popsicle Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: a BLOOD orange!!
10:16 AM - 31 Mar 2010
Google Books
All Kinds of Humor:
Jokes, Quips, and Fun Stuff for Many Occasions, Over Forty Categories—Book 2
By Frank Verano
Xlibris Corporation (Xlibris.com)
2012
Pg. 209:
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? A necktarine (second choice— blood orange).
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DC
@doublebassdan
@devon_hipp @SuperGrumpyCat What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? Blood orange #terriblejokes
8:50 AM - 17 May 2013