"You know you're drunk when you sit down on the toilet and try to put your seatbelt on" is a jocular saying about drunkenness that has been printed on several images. "You know…
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake" is an old joke that has been printed on many images. However, people older than teenage years usually just have…
A kitchen is usually a place that formal guests never see -- they just see the food coming out of it. However, a good friend often shares the entire food process (both cooking and eating) with you.…
"You look like I could use a drink" (or "You look like I need a/another drink") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, bumper stickers…
"You made it out of bed! Congratulations! You deserve a coffee for that!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "You made it out of bed!!! Congratulations!!! You…
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
"The Drinker's Definition of LOL: Low On Liquor" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The term "LOL" usually means "laughing out loud."…
"The Drinker's Definition of LOL: Low On Liquor" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The term "LOL" usually means "laughing out loud."…
"You miss 100 percent of the espresso shots you don't take" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” is an ice…
"You mocha me (so/very) happy" and "You mocha me crazy" are mocha sayings that have been printed on many images "you mocha me happy" was posted on X/Twitter by fairfax…
"You mocha me (so/very) happy" and "You mocha me crazy" are mocha sayings that have been printed on many images "you mocha me happy" was posted on X/Twitter by fairfax…
"You mocha me (so/very) happy" and "You mocha me crazy" are mocha sayings that have been printed on many images "you mocha me happy" was posted on X/Twitter by fairfax…
"You mocha me (so/very) happy" and "You mocha me crazy" are mocha sayings that have been printed on many images "you mocha me happy" was posted on X/Twitter by fairfax…
A popular photography joke has a photographer invited to a dinner, where he shows some photographs. "I love these photographs!" the host says. "You must have a great camera."…
Fat people sometimes say, "I'm not fat! I'm big boned!" Do skinny people say the opposite? "I'm really not all that skinny. I'm just small-boned" was posted…
Pickle jars are notoriously difficult to open. "You never know how strong you are.... until you're home alone and have to open your own pickles" was cited on Twitter on October 6,…
Mexican restaurants serve complimentary chips and salsa before the meal, and many people can't stop eating them. "You never realize how little self control you have until chips and salsa…