“Y’all even ask cauliflower if they wanna be all these things?”
Cauliflower has been put to many uses, especially by vegetarians and vegans. "Y’all even ask cauliflower if they wanna be all these things?" was posted on Twitter by Jay on September…
“Yams are the candy corn of Thanksgiving”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Thanksgiving." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Yeast breads are made from fungus farts”
"fungus farts = bread" was posted on Twitter by Kevin on April 26, 2011. "Primary ingredients of bread: flour and fungus farts" was posted on Twitter by Justin K Phillips on…
“Yeast makes bread fluffy by eating sugar and filling it with fungus farts”
"fungus farts = bread" was posted on Twitter by Kevin on April 26, 2011. "Primary ingredients of bread: flour and fungus farts" was posted on Twitter by Justin K Phillips on…
“Yes! We Have No Bananas”
"Yes! We Have No Bananas" is a popular song, written by Frank Silver and Irving Cohen in 1922. Eddie Cantor sung it in the 1922 Broadway revue Make It Snappy. The song tells of a Greek…
“Yesterday I wanted coffee. Now I’m drinking coffee. Follow your dreams, people”
"Last night, I wanted to drink coffee. This morning, I am drinking coffee. Follow your dreams, people!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This morning I felt…
“Yesterday, someone told me that I look good with a salt-and-pepper beard. I took that as a condiment”
“He said, ‘You remind me of a pepper pot.’ I said, ‘I’ll take that as a condiment’” is a joke that has been told by many British comedians. There are other condiment variations.…
“Yesterday’s meatloaf is tomorrow’s sloppy joe”
What goes into that sloppy joe sandwich? "Yesterday's meatloaf is tomorrow's sloppy joe" was posted on Twitter by Autumn Woods on May 31, 2009. "Todays meatloaf,…
“Yo mama is so dumb, she uses Old Spice for cooking”
Old SPice is the name of an American brand of male grooming products> It's not a spice, but there's a "yo mama" insult joke: "Yo mama is so dumb, she uses Old Spice for…
“Yo mama is so fat, her alphabet starts with O. OBCD”
"OBCD" sounds like "obesity." "OBCD" weas entered in the Urban Dictionary on April 7, 2011. "OBCD" should not be confused with "OCD"…
“Yo mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks”
Wheat Thins is a brand of baked whole grain snack food crackers. "Wheat Thicks" doesn't exist, but there are jokes. "Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks" was posted on…
“Yo mama is so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops”
A popular "yo mama" insult "fat joke" is: "Yo mama is so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops." The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house”
A popular "yo mama" insult "fat joke" is: "Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house." The joke has been cited in print since…
“Yo mama is so fat, when she went skydiving she caused an eclipse”
A popular "yo mama" insult "fat joke" is: "Yo mama is so fat, when she went skydiving she caused an eclipse." The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on August…
“Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a super spoon for the Super Bowl”
The Super Bowl (NFL football's championship game) has nothing to do with a bowl for consuming food, but there are jokes. "Yo mama so stupid when she went to the Super Bowl she brought a…
“Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew”
Mountain Dew is a soft drink and not an actual mountain, but there are jokes. A popular "yo mama" insult "stupid joke" is: "Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb…
“Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order”
A popular "yo mama" insult joke is: "Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order." Of course, they are all the letter "M." The joke has…
“Yo mama is so ugly, she can make yogurt just by staring at a glass of milk”
A popular "yo mama" insult joke is: "Yo mama is so ugly, she can make yogurt just by staring at a glass of milk for an hour." The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“Yo mama’s so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk”
A popular "yo mama" insult "poor joke" is: "Yo mama's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk." The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on…
“Yoga pants are the bacon of clothing”
"Yoga pants are the bacon of clothing" (or "Yoga pants; The bacon of clothing") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is presumably by a heterosexual male…