“Yo mama is so dumb, she uses Old Spice for cooking”
Old SPice is the name of an American brand of male grooming products> It’s not a spice, but there’s a “yo mama” insult joke:
“Yo mama is so dumb, she uses Old Spice for cooking.”
“She cooks with Old Spice” was cited in print in 1997.
Wikipedia: Old Spice
Old Spice is an American brand of male grooming products. It is manufactured by Procter & Gamble, which acquired the brand in 1990 from Shulton, Inc. Shulton, Inc., the original producer of Old Spice, was founded in 1934 by William Lightfoot Schultz.
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Your Mother’s so STUPID ....
The Migrant
12/14/97
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she cooks with Old Spice.
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Phydeaux
7/21/98
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Yo mama’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
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bobb
9/3/01
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Hmm… I’ve been accused of being stupid cuz I once used old spice for cooking…
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Hey Lamie!
Etaoin Shrdlu
12/12/03
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Lamie, you’re so stupid, you uses Old Spice for cooking
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Mel’s mammy is so stupid
GP
5/23/05
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Mel’s mammy is so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.
Google Books
The Art of Telling Great Jokes & Being Funny!
By Craig Kirsner
Fort Lauderdale, FL: Outstanding Books
2007
Pg. 136:
Yo mama’s so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.
Google Books
Man Walks into a Bar:
Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners
By Stephen Arnott, Mike Haskins
Berkeley, CA: Ulysses Press
2007
Pg. 424:
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Insults
By Geoff Tibballs
New York, NY: Carroll & Graf Pub.
2007
Pg. ?:
Yo Mama’s so stupid she cooks with Old Spice.
Twitter
tayler.
@murdertaylerr
Yo mama is so stupid that she uses old spice for cooking(:
9:36 PM - 7 Feb 2010
YouTube
YO MAMA SO STUPID! Old Spice
Yo Mama
Published on May 1, 2015
Twitter
Stick Or Truth
@StickOrTruth
Yo momma’s so dumb she uses Old Spice for cooking #jokes
1:20 PM - 14 Feb 2016