“Brown things are very beautiful, like coffee, someone’s skin and eyes”
"Brown things are very beautiful, like coffee and someone’s eyes" i a saying that has been pinted on many images Authoship is unknown. "Brown things are very beautiful, like…
“Brunch (noun): the socially acceptable excuse for day drinking”
"Brunch (noun): the socially acceptable excuse for day drinking" is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images. "Let's agree to call brunch what it is: a socially…
“Brunch is breakfast without an alarm clock”
"Brunch is breakfast without an alarm clock" means that brunch is breakfast for someone who woke up late (without an alarm clock). "Brunch is breakfast without an alarm clock"…
“Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people”
Many people call it "brunch" when they simply oversleep normal breakfast hours. "Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people" was posted on Facebook by Matt Karnikowski on November…
“Brunch is just breakfast for people who can’t get their shit together before 10am”
Many people call it "brunch" when they simply oversleep normal breakfast hours. "Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people" was posted on Facebook by Matt Karnikowski on November…
“Brunch is just breakfast for people who wake up late”
Many people call it "brunch" when they simply oversleep normal breakfast hours. "Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people" was posted on Facebook by Matt Karnikowski on November…
“Brunch without booze is just a sad, late breakfast”
"Brunch without booze/champagne/mimosas/prosecco is just a sad, late breakfast" is a brunch saying that has been printed on many images Wikipedia: Brunch Brunch is a meal, sometimes…
“Brussels sprouts are just cabbage nuggets”
Brussels sprouts have been described as cabbage nuggets. "Brussels sprout cabbage nugget nasty ass shit" was posted on Twitter by noah.on August 16, 2014. "Brussels sprouts - cabbage…
“Bubble tea sucks balls”
Bubble tea contains chewy tapioca balls ("boba" or "pearls"). It's sometimes said that bubble tea "sucks balls," or that the people who drink bubble tea…
“Bucket list: 1. Bucket, 2. Ice, 3. Beer”
A "bucket list" is a list of things to do before one "kicks the bucket" (dies). "My Bucket List: Ice, Beer" is a jocular "bucket list" that has been printed…
“Bulimic cannibal at rave throws hands up”
People at a concert might be told to throw their hands up (in the air). To a cannibal, however, this might mean something entirely different being "thrown up." "When gigging to an…
“Bunnies are cuddly, the large and the small. I like chocolate ones the best of them all”
A popular verse about chocolate Easter bunnies is: Bunnies are brownBunnies are whiteBunnies are alwaysAn Easter delight. Bunnies are cuddlyThe large and the small.But I like chocolate onesThe best…
“Burgers are just meat Oreos”
Hamburgers have been compared to Oreos. Hamburgers are sandwiches with a meat filling, while Oreos are cookie sandwiches with a sweet crème filling. "Stuffed burgers are like meat Oreos, so…
“Burnt is just another flavor”
"Burnt is just another flavor" (or "burnt is another flavor" or "burnt is a flavor") is a saying that has appeared on gift items since at least 2006. A drawing of a…
“Burnt spaghetti is called Al Dante”
"Al dente" shouldn't be confused with "Al Dante" (cooked in Dante's Inferno), but there are jokes. "I like my pasta burnt to a crisp in the fires of hell, i.e.…
“Burpees? Yeah, no. I thought you said Slurpees”
"Burpees? I thought you said Slurpees" and "Burpees? I thought you said 'beer please'" are anti-exercise lines that have been printed on many images. "Burpees?…
“Burritos are like blunts made out of food”
A burrito (a food) and a blunt (a marijuana cigar) are both rolled. "Burritos are like blunts..you put a bunch of shit in them and thats shits bomb!!!" was posted on Twitter by Chri$ on…
“Burritos are like blunts. If you can’t roll, get a bowl”
A burrito (a food) and a blunt (a marijuana cigar) are both rolled. "Burritos are like blunts..you put a bunch of shit in them and thats shits bomb!!!" was posted on Twitter by Chri$ on…
“Burritos are sleeping bags for ground beef”
"A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef" (or "Burritos are sleeping bags for ground beef" is a jocular description of a burrito that has been printed on many images.…
“But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee”
American director David Lynch said, in a story published in Time magazine on October 1, 1990: "I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New…