“BBQ sauce is just sexy ketchup”
Several sauces have been described as "sexy ketchup" -- that is, a sauce with a "kick" (hotness or other flavor). "BBQ sauce is just sexy ketchup" was posted on…
“BBQ, beer, freedom”
"BBQ, beer, freedom" is an American saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing like BBQ, Beer and Freedom to celebrate this great country's birthday. Happy 4th of…
“BDSM cows make whipped cream”
"Whipped cream" has nothing to do with BDSM, but there are jokes. "Whipped cream comes from cows that are into bdsm" was posted on Twitter by whiny teenager on May 20, 2012.…
“Be a cupcake in a world full of muffins”
"Be a cupcake in a world (full) of muffins" (or "You are a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins") is a saying that has been printed on many images. A cupcake is similar…
“Be a Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios”
"Be a Froot/Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios" -- that is, to be colorful and to stand out -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "To me at least she is a true fruit…
“Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside”
"Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside" is a pineapple saying that has been printed on many images. "I wish I was a pineapple. Then I would be sweet on…
“Be careful, I drink coffee stronger than your feelings”
"I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" was posted on Twitter by Garrett on…
“Be full of coffee, not hate”
"Why allow yourself to be full of hate, when you can be full of coffee instead?" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Be full of coffee, not hate" has…
“Be grateful that no matter how much chocolate you eat, your earrings will still fit”
"Be grateful that no matter how much chocolate you eat, your earrings will still fit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Thankful 4 so many people in my life.…
“Be kind. Re-wine”
"Be kind. Re-wine" (a jocular variation of "Be kind. Rewind" about tapes) is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "PLEASE BE KIND REWINE !!!!!!!!" was…
“Be nice. Be useful. Bring beer”
"Be nice. Be useful. Bring beer/coffee/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be nice. Be useful. Bring wine" was posted on Twitter by Peter Nguyen on August…
“Be nice. Be useful. Bring coffee”
"Be nice. Be useful. Bring beer/coffee/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be nice. Be useful. Bring wine" was posted on Twitter by Peter Nguyen on August…
“Be nice. Be useful. Bring wine”
"Be nice. Be useful. Bring beer/coffee/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be nice. Be useful. Bring wine" was posted on Twitter by Peter Nguyen on August…
“Be the tequila, not the lime”
"Don’t be a chaser, be the one who gets chased. You are the tequila, not the lime" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You are the tequila, not the lime,"…
“Be with someone who has opposite taste in food, so you don’t have to share your food”
"Marry someone who has opposite taste in food, so you don't have to share your food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Marry someone who has opposite taste in…
“Be with someone who knows your coffee order”
"Be with someone who knows your coffee order" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "be with someone who knows your coffee order" was posted on Twitter by jas…
“Bean soup.”/ “Yes, it’s been soup. But what is it now?” (joke)
An old bean soup joke confuses the words "bean" with "been." A customer asks "What's this?" and the waiter replies, "It's bean soup, sir." The…
“Bears invented honey glazed salmon”
Bears like honey, and they also like salmon. Did a bear invent honey glazed salmon? "Honey glazed salmon is the perfect meal for a bear" was posted on Twitter by tofurky on August 16,…
“Beating someone with a baguette is assault with a breadly weapon”
"Deadly weapon" shouldn't be confused with "breadly weapon," but there are jokes. "assault with a breadly weapon" was posted on Twitter by Stephen Toulouse on…
“Beating up someone with a big pretzel is a salt with a breadly weapon”
"Deadly weapon" shouldn't be confused with "breadly weapon," but there are jokes. "assault with a breadly weapon" was posted on Twitter by Stephen Toulouse on…