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May 21, 2024
Education/SchoolsFood/Drink

“Unless your kid is selling hot wings, get that fundraiser book outta my face”

"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…

May 23, 2024
Education/SchoolsFood/Drink

“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling alcohol, I want no part of it”

"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…

May 23, 2024
Education/SchoolsFood/Drink

“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it”

"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…

May 21, 2024
Education/SchoolsFood/Drink

“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling tequila I’m really not interested”

"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…

May 21, 2024
Education/SchoolsFood/Drink

“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling whiskey, I’m really not interested”

"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…

May 23, 2024
Education/SchoolsFood/Drink

“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling wine, I’m not interested”

"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…

May 23, 2024
Education/SchoolsFood/Drink

“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling beer, I want no part of it”

"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…

November 9, 2022
Food/Drink

“Unlike a man, a margarita hits the spot every time”

Many liquid refreshments "hit the post" (satisfy thirst). "Pepsi-Cola hits the spot. Twelve full ounces -- that's a lot" is a 1940s jingle. The spot isn't the G-spot,…

November 9, 2022
Food/Drink

“Unlike men, a margarita hits the spot every time”

Many liquid refreshments "hit the post" (satisfy thirst). "Pepsi-Cola hits the spot. Twelve full ounces -- that's a lot" is a 1940s jingle. The spot isn't the G-spot,…

December 31, 2023
Food/Drink

“Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty”

"Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it's empty" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Erkenntnis des Tages: Der Magen meldet sich,…

May 10, 2025
Food/Drink

“Unsalted almonds taste like wood chips”

Not everyone likes the taste of almonds. "almonds are a scam. they are wood. you are eating wood" was posted on X/Twitter by Sapper Baby on April 30, 2025, and this received over 219,000…

November 8, 2022
Food/Drink

“Unsalted saltine crackers should not exist”

Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…

November 8, 2022
Food/Drink

“Unsalted Saltines should be called Justines”

Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…

November 8, 2022
Food/Drink

“Unsalted saltines should just be called ines”

Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…

November 8, 2022
Food/Drink

“Unsalted saltines should just be called plaintines”

Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…

November 8, 2022
Food/Drink

“Unsalted saltines should just be called unsaltines”

Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…

July 5, 2019
Food/Drink

“Unsweetened tea isn’t actually unsweetened, it’s non-sweetened”

Several people have pointed out that it shouldn't be called "unsweetened" tea, but should be called "non-sweetened " tea. The sweetness (such as sugar) wasn't taken…

September 9, 2025
Food/Drink

“ur trying to tell me ur son dried these tomatoes?”

"Sun-dried tomatoes" shouldn't be confused with "son-dried tomatoes," but there are jokes that have been printed on many images. "so you’re telling me your son dried…

August 6, 2023
Food/Drink

“Us fat guys just want to get into your pantries”

"Us fat guys just want to get into your pantries" -- a joke on "panties" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat guys just want to get into your pantries!…

February 21, 2026
Food/Drink

“Use cauliflower as a substitute for mashed potatoes, rice, and any joy in your life. You have no friends now, there is only cauliflower”

Many people use cauliflower as a food substitute, but there are also many people who don't like cauliflower. This was posted on X/Twitter by Ally on March 11, 2017, and it received over 18,000…

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