“When you’re downie, eat a brownie”
"When you're downie, eat a brownie" (or "Feeling downie? Eat a brownie!") is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't be a Downie, eat a…
“Whenever I see a commercial with a woman in a tub with two cucumber slices on her eyes…”
"Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is" is a jocular saying that was posted on Twitter…
“Whenever I see other people pour a glass of wine and only fill it halfway, I’m like okay…”
"I always see adults pour a glass of wine and only fill it halfway and I’m like okay one of us is doing it wrong and I think it’s you" and "Sometimes I see people pour a glass of…
“Whenever I want a Klondike bar, I just pay for it”
A Klondike bar is an ice cream bar coated with a thin layer of chocolate. "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" is a memorable ad jingle that began in 1982. "When I want a Klondike…
“Whenever my wife packs me salad for lunch, all I wanna know is what I did wrong”
"Whenever my wife packs me salad for lunch, all I wanna know is what I did wrong" is a jocular line from someone who wants something more filling than salad. The saying was posted on…
“Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?”/“On a bed of lettuce.”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? A: On a bed of lettuce! The joke was printed in the book One Hundred and One Hamburger Jokes (1978) by Phil Hirsch.…
“Where can I buy seeds to plant a beer garden?”
The word "garden" usually evokes images of plants, such as tomato plants. A garden usually doesn't grow beer. "Where do you get the seeds to start a beer garden?" was…
“Where can I get scrod?” (joke)
"Scrod" is a fish and not the passive pluperfect subjunctive of the word "screwed," but there are jokes. A version of an old poem was printed in Time magazine in 1962:…
“Where can you get vegan beef?”/“From a vegetabull.”
"Vegetabull" is a portmanteau of "vegetable" and "bull." "Where can you get vegan beef? From a vegetabull" was posted on Twitter by World of Puns on…
“Where can you learn how to make ice cream?” (joke)
"Sundae"/"Sunday" is included in a popular pun: Q: Where can you learn how to make ice cream?A: Sundae school. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001-02. Google…
“Where did the first corn come from?”/“The stalk brought it.”
The stork might bring babies, but what brings corn? There's a Thanksgiving riddle: Q: Where did the first corn come from?A: The stalk brought it. The riddle has been cited in print since at…
“Where do baby citrus fruits go to learn?”/“A lemon tree school.”
"Elementary" sounds like "a lemon tree." "Err...where do lemons go to get educated? A lemon tree school" was posted on Twitter on July 25, 2012. The riddle was posted…
“Where do bay leaves come from?”/“Beirut.”
Beirut (the capital of Lebanon) should not be confused with "bay root," but there are jokes. "Q: Where is Beirut? / A: At the opposite end of a bay leaf. #WorstJokeEver" was…
“Where do birds meet for coffee?”/“In a nest-cafe.”
A pun on Nescafé coffee is: Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?A: In the nest-cafe. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1997 and has been printed on several images. Wikipedia:…
“Where do cauliflowers grow?”/“Caulifornia.” (cauliflower + California)
California is a state that grows cauliflowers. The portmanteau word "caulifornia" or "Caulifornia" (cauliflower + California) is sometimes used and was trademarked in 2016.…
“Where do cowboys cook their meals?”/“On the range.”
A cowboy riddle is: Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals?A: On the range. The "on the range" joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.depression.recovery on February 24, 1998. Google…
“Where do eggs stay on vacation?”/“Hollandaise Inn.”
"Hollandaise Inn" is a jocular name for a hotel, seemingly a combination of the names of Holiday Inn and Days Inn. The name "Hollandaise Inn" was print in newspapers in 1977,…
“Where do I get seeds to start my own beer garden?”/“The Burpee catalog, of course.”
The word "garden" usually evokes images of plants, such as tomato plants. A garden usually doesn't grow beer. "Where do you get the seeds to start a beer garden?" was…
“Where do Martians drink beer?”/“At a Mars bar.”
A pun on the "Mars" chocolate bar is: Q: Where do Martians drink beer?A: At a Mars bar. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. Wikipedia: Mars (chocolate bar)Mars is a…
“Where do poor meatballs live?”/“In the spaghetto.”
A popular joke about spaghetti and meatballs is: Q: Where do poor meatballs live?A: In the spaghetto. The joke was cited on Twitter on October 31, 2012 and went viral in January 2013. TwitterSamuel…