“Where do I get seeds to start my own beer garden?”/“The Burpee catalog, of course.”

The word “garden” usually evokes images of plants, such as tomato plants. A garden usually doesn’t grow beer.
   
“Where do you get the seeds to start a beer garden?” was posted on Twitter by renni e on May 6, 2011. “I want to do a beer garden, but I can’t seem to find beer seeds anywhere” was posted on Twitter by Matt Palmer on April 22, 2013. “Where can I find the seeds to planting a beer garden?!” was posted on Twitter by Summit Comedy, Inc. on October 19, 2013. “Where can I buy seeds to grow a beer garden?” was posted on Twitter by Mike Best on April 18, 2014. “Where can I buy seeds to plant a beer garden?” was posted on Twitter by Greg Dickinson on September 2, 2022.
     
“Burpee seeds sound like something you’d plant in a beer garden. #BotanicalHumor” was posted on Twitter by Chad Thomas Johnston on June 23, 2014. “The Burpee catalog, of course RT @ryshade: Where do I get seeds to start my own beer garden?” was posted on Twitter by DannyClayton on June 24, 2014. Burpee Seeds and Plants, officially W. Atlee Burpee & Co., is an American seed and plant company that was founded in Pennsylvania in 1876.
     
“My favorite garden is the beer garden” is a related beer garden saying. Related seed jokes include “I want to grow my own food, but I can’t find any bacon seeds,” “I want to grow my own food, but I haven’t been able to find donut seeds” and “I want to grow my own food, but no one makes pizza seeds.”
   
         
Wiktionary: beer garden
Noun
beer garden
(plural beer gardens)
1. The outdoor section of a public house, where customers can sit in the sun and enjoy their beverages.
2. (branding, marketing) A restobar, a pub restaurant, a restaurant known for serving beer and food.
             
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threeboy
@threeboy
Going to the beer garden. Good thing I planted those beer seeds last year.
8:39 PM · Jun 26, 2009
   
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Revelation Kalauli
@revelation_ceo
RT @DaniCharming Beer Garden. ~ I’m trying to find seeds so I can plant my own.
5:59 PM · Mar 19, 2010
 
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renni e
@renni_e
Where do you get the seeds to start a beer garden?
@detemple there goes my plan to leave early for beergarden.
8:07 AM · May 6, 2011
         
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Wolf
@nwolf166
@altonbrown I wonder where one can find seeds for said beer garden.
6:45 PM · Mar 14, 2012
 
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ミ☆
@deesamanasa
Going to an event called “Beer Garden”......?! Tell me where to get those seeds please.
3:32 PM · Jun 15, 2012
     
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John M
@John_M15
A beer garden always sounds like a great idea, but I can never find anyplace that sells the seeds.
10:51 AM · Aug 6, 2012
 
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Matt Palmer
@mattp8344
I want to do a beer garden, but I can’t seem to find beer seeds anywhere.
6:07 PM · Apr 22, 2013
 
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Anal Satan
@joeypeezey
”@brendanmachow: Beer garden? They have those?!” Where do you get the seeds?!?!
12:42 PM · Jun 18, 2013
 
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Beer & Kringle
@Beerandkringle
Beer garden? Where do you get seeds?
10:32 AM · Jul 7, 2013
 
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Mike Abrusci
@mikeabrusci
Do you have to bring your own seeds to plant at a beer garden or is that something they have available there? I don’t go out often.
5:04 PM · Aug 2, 2013
 
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Summit Comedy, Inc.
@summitcomedy
Where can I find the seeds to planting a beer garden?!
6:58 PM · Oct 19, 2013
 
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Mike Best
@TheMichaelBest1
Where can I buy seeds to grow a beer garden?
8:58 AM · Apr 18, 2014
       
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Loretta Eight
@loretta8
I’d like to have a beer garden but I can’t find any Stella seeds.
11:07 PM · Apr 19, 2014
 
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Chad Thomas Johnston
@Saint_Upid
Burpee seeds sound like something you’d plant in a beer garden. #BotanicalHumor
10:22 AM · Jun 23, 2014
 
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DannyClayton
@DannyClayton
The Burpee catalog, of course RT @ryshade: Where do I get seeds to start my own beer garden?
@scottsteelenews @SusanKim4 @CaitlinMorrall
7:17 AM · Jun 24, 2014
 
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Swamp ASSi
@CtotheASS
What type of seeds do you suggest for a beer garden?
5:13 PM · Jul 14, 2014
 
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Adam Campbell-Schmitt
@adamcswrites
Got thrown out of a Beer Garden for trying to plant my beer seeds. 😕
6:02 PM · Apr 11, 2015
 
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Deadeye 狐憑き 🦊🌻🇺🇦
@xtevolution
Where do I get seeds for a beer garden?
11:50 AM · Jun 18, 2015
 
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Sir Runcible Spoon
@SrRuncibleSpoon
I need some beer seeds for my beer garden.
4:25 PM · Apr 13, 2016
     
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Steve 🇺🇸
@steverino01
I’d really like to create my own beer garden, but I can’t figure out where to buy the seeds.
6:28 PM · Jun 23, 2016
 
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mike caldwell
@2sexxy4myhair
I want to grow my own beer garden. Do you know where I can get seeds?
11:37 AM · Jul 3, 2017
         
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Jeremy Timmerman
@jtimm684
Anyone know where I can buy the seeds to plant a beer garden?
1:33 PM · Apr 11, 2018
       
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dancingbrave1986
@joebloggsuk1
did you hear about the simpleton who went to his local garden centre to buy some beer seeds as he heard his local pub had a beer garden ...........
6:46 AM · Jun 8, 2019
 
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Uncle Bob 🍩
@UncleBob56
I’m beginning to think these beer garden seeds aren’t going to germinate.
10:38 AM · Jul 20, 2019
 
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Thebronco Partybus
@BroncoPartybus
After that rain last night I think those beer garden seeds I planted are really going to germinate…
9:54 AM · May 3, 2020
 
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Phyuck Yiu31
@PhyuckYiu31
Learn to grow your own beer garden. Beer seeds available. SPRING SPECIAL - 14 for $7.00! Shipping IS available. Other brands to follow. DM for more info. Have a great day.
(results not typical but fun to try)
#BeerForDays
4 out of 5 doctors say beware of
#NaddieIceHangovers
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7:47 PM · Jul 13, 2020
 
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Matygon ♥️🎺🎵
@MatygonIsHere
I called a local beer garden for beer seeds… what’s so funny? xD
1:11 AM · Feb 27, 2021
 
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Thebronco Partybus
@BroncoPartybus
So excited. I really believe that After this rain I think those beer garden seeds I planted are really going to germinate…
10:54 AM · May 3, 2021
 
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JPL
@LeBlancJpl
I’ve always wanted a beer garden but could never get the seeds.
8:11 AM · May 6, 2021
 
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Uncle Bob 🍩
@UncleBob56
Buy these seeds they said.
Start your own beer garden they said.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
10:09 AM · May 29, 2021
 
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Uncle Bob 🍩
@UncleBob56
Never planted these before but here’s hoping my Beer Garden seeds produce a bumper crop this summer!
9:24 AM · Jan 20, 2022
 
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Uncle Bob 🍩
@UncleBob56
I don’t think these beer garden seeds are going to germinate.
2:59 PM · Jun 7, 2022
 
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Johnny Law
@Bldr_John
Time to start my own Beer Garden.  Gonna go to some breweries and get some seeds.
12:14 PM · Aug 10, 2022
 
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Greg Dickinson
@gmdickinson
Where can I buy seeds to plant a beer garden?
7:04 PM · Sep 2, 2022
 
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American Gothic™ Parroty© 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌊🌈🐾🪶🟰
@ToddECaldwell
I would like to open a beer garden. I’m having a heckuva time finding seeds.
5:30 PM · Dec 2, 2022
 
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Illegal Rib Dealer
@tubingtyler1
I’ve planted many seeds.  They don’t grow.  Beer garden is a lie.
10:51 PM · Feb 26, 2023
 
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Where do you get the seeds to grow a beer garden?
7:34 AM · May 5, 2023