“Twizzlers are beef jerky for vegans”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Twizzlers are just candy beef jerky”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Twizzlers are just candy Slim Jims”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Twizzlers are just gay beef jerky”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Twizzlers are just gay Slim Jims”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Twizzlers are just sugar jerky”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Twizzlers are just vegan Slim Jims”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Twizzlers are just vegetarian Slim Jims”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Twizzlers are the beef jerky of candy”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Twizzlers taste like as if someone was vaguely thinking of cherries whilst melting plastic bags into a pasta noodle press”
Twizzlers licorice-type candy has a taste that not everyone likes. This tweet by Lishi is no longer available, but was shown on Reddit -- Candy on November 29, 2019: "Twizzlers taste like as…
“Twizzlers taste like they made a toy at first and then said nvm yall just eat it”
"Twizzlers taste like they were almost about to be a toy" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Kids seem to play with them as much as kids eat them. "😂TWIZZLERS…
“Twizzlers taste like they was almost finna be a toy”
"Twizzlers taste like they were almost about to be a toy" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Kids seem to play with them as much as kids eat them. "😂TWIZZLERS…
“Twizzlers taste like they were almost about to be a toy”
"Twizzlers taste like they were almost about to be a toy" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Kids seem to play with them as much as kids eat them. "😂TWIZZLERS…
“Two apples met, fell in love and got married. They lived appley ever after”
Fairy tales often end with "happily ever after." "Appley/Apple-y ever after" or "Applely ever after" (apple + happily ever after) is an apple variation of this.…
“Two choices: take it or leave it” (food menu joke)
"Today's Menu: Take it or Leave it" is a humorous saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as wall plaques and posters. The joke dates to at least 1944, when "take…
“Two clowns are eating a cannibal” (joke)
“Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?"/"Because they taste funny!” is a classic joke. "Met someone today who accidentally started the joke 'Two clowns are eating a…
“Two crisps are walking down the road…” (Walkers crisps joke)
Walkers crisps (potato chips) are the most popular brand in the UK. A "walker" joke is told about Walkers. This was posted on the newsgroup eunet.jokes on September 10, 1991: "A guy…
“Two immigrants order hot dogs. One asks, ‘What part did you get?’”
A joke has two immigrants arrive in New York City. They both order hot dogs for the first time. One asks the other, "What part (of the dog) did you get?" Authorship of the joke is…
“Two peanuts were walking down the street—one was assaulted” (joke)
"Two peanuts were walking down the street -- one was assaulted" ("assaulted" is a pun on "a salted" peanut) is a joke that has been published on many websites.…
“Two people lectured me on brown bread. I think they’re Hovis witnesses”
Hovis is a British bread company. There's a joke that puns "Hovis" with "Jehovah" (of Jehovah's Witnesses): "Two women knocked at my door and started preaching to…