“Whenever I want a Klondike bar, I just pay for it”

A Klondike bar is an ice cream bar coated with a thin layer of chocolate. “What would you do for a Klondike bar?” is a memorable ad jingle that began in 1982.
       
“When I want a Klondike bar I normally just fucking pay for it” was posted on Twitter on January 8, 2011. “Whenever I want a klondike bar I just pay for it…..problem solved” was posted on Twitter on January 9, 2011.
   
Other jokes on the Klondike bar jingle include “I’ll never be able to run for President because of what I did for a Klondike Bar,” “Might have to start doing some of that shady Klondike Bar shit for a gallon of gas soon” and “People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It’s crazy. Anyways I got a Klondike bar.”
       
       
Wikipedia: Klondike bar
Klondike is a brand name for a dessert generally consisting of a vanilla ice cream square coated with a thin layer of chocolate, often known as a Klondike bar.
 
History
The Klondike bar was created by the Isaly Dairy Company of Mansfield, Ohio in the early 1920s and named after the Klondike River of Yukon, Canada. Rights to the name were eventually sold to Good Humor-Breyers, part of Unilever. It is known for its jingle slogan, “What would you do for a Klondike Bar?”.
 
The first recorded advertisement for the Klondike was on February 5, 1922, in the Youngstown Vindicator. The bars are generally wrapped with a silver-colored wrapper depicting a polar bear mascot for the brand. Unlike a traditional frozen ice pop, or traditional ice cream bar, the Klondike bar does not have a stick due to its size, a point often touted in advertising.
 
Klondike Bar—About
The original Klondike® Bar was handmade by dipping square slices of homemade ice cream into pans of rich, delicious Swiss milk chocolate. The family produced the bars in Ohio just outside of Youngstown and in Pittsburgh. By the 1940s, the Isaly family had several dairy plants that supplied more than 300 Isaly Dairy stores. Klondike® Bars were sold in all stores.
 
KLONDIKE® BAR BECOMES A NATIONAL FAVORITE
Until the 1970s, the Klondike® Bar was sold only in Pennsylvania and Ohio. In 1978, distribution expanded into Florida, followed by New York and New England. Finally, in 1982, a nationwide advertising and publicity campaign was launched with the tag, “What would you do for a Klondike® Bar?” Soon Klondike Bars were available across the country.
     
Twitter 
Heather LW Cruz‏
@Rehtaeh424
RT @Verlieren: When I want a Klondike bar I normally just fucking pay for it. <---- oh yes

10:45 PM - 8 Jan 2011
 
Twitter 
The Doc‏
@TheDoc318
Whenever I want a Klondike Bar…I just pay for it.
4:24 PM - 9 Jan 2011
   
Twitter
Amat Victoria Curamॐ‏
@BR_Nation
Whenever I want a klondike bar I just pay for it…..problem solved
5:57 PM - 9 Jan 2011
 
Funny Status
Whenever I want a klondike bar I just pay for it.
June 4, 2013 Food Status Updates
Whenever I want a klondike bar I just pay for it.
 
Twitter 
Wisdom Given‏
@WisGiven
I don’t get what’s all the hubbub is about…whenever I want a klondike bar I just pay for it. #justsayin
7:07 PM - 12 Jun 2013
 
YouTube
What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?
Deven Bender
Published on Jun 5, 2015
This video is about a Klondike Bar and a boy’s travel to reach the sacred klondike bar. Inspired by Nigahiga.
 
YouTube
What would YOU do for a klondike bar?
Ultimate Memes
Published on Oct 20, 2016
Hope you enjoy!
 
Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
Whenever I want a klondike bar I just pay for it.
2:30 PM - 24 Jun 2017
 
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Word Mark WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?
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