“What’s the most heartbreaking herb?”/“Bae leaves.”
A "bay leaf" has nothing to do with a "bae," but there are jokes. "Q: What's the most heartbreaking herb? A: Bae leaves" was posted on Twitter by Normal Kane on…
“What’s the most musical part of a turkey?”/“The drumstick.”
A turkey riddle is: Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?A.: The drumstick. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1998. Google Groups: alt.teens.penpalsA Question I have…
“What’s the most popular Christmas wine?”/“I don’t like Brussels sprouts!”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What's the most popular Christmas wine?A: "I don't like Brussels sprouts!" The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2005. Google Books1,001…
“What’s the most popular spice in hell?”/“Sinnamon.”
There is no "sin" in "cinnamon," but there are jokes and riddles. "Sinnamon is the devil's spice" was posted on Twitter by M@ on August 10, 2013.…
“What’s the only thing a vegan kills?”/“A conversation.”
British-Irish comedian Jimmy Carr told a joke about vegans on the television British game show A League of Their Own on October 3, 2019. "'You’re a vegan aren’t you, Romesh?' ...…
“What’s the opposite of a cool cat?”/“A hot dog.”
A hot dog riddle has been cited in print since at least 1969: Q: What's the opposite of a hot dog?A: A cool cat. A different form has been cited since at least 1980: Q: What is the opposite of…
“What’s the opposite of a croissant?”/“A happy uncle.”
"Croissant" can sound like "cross aunt." A riddle is: Q: What's the opposite of a croissant?A: A happy uncle. The riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on September 16,…
“What’s the opposite of a fish out of water?”/“A fish in sea.”
"A fish in sea" sounds like the word "efficiency." There have been several puns and riddles. "Efficiency (A Fish In Sea), a film about a man's preoccupation with…
“What’s the opposite of a hot dog?”/“A chili dog.”
If "hot" is the opposite of "chilly," are "hot dogs" the opposite of "chili dogs"? "Realized that the difference between a hot dog and chili dog is…
“What’s the opposite of a hot dog?”/“A cool cat.”
A hot dog riddle has been cited in print since at least 1969: Q: What's the opposite of a hot dog?A: A cool cat. A different form has been cited since at least 1980: Q: What is the opposite of…
“What’s the opposite of a tsunami?”/“A microwave.”
A riddle about a microwave is: Q: What's the opposite of a tsunami?A: A microwave. "'Where in the house can you find the opposite of a tsunami? The microwave!' - Band…
“What’s the opposite of above knee?”/“Baloney.”
"Baloney" sounds like "below knee," and there are jokes. "I don't see how bologna is opposite of above knee! Now BALONEY on the other hand, yes!" was posted on…
“What’s the opposite of bologna?”/“Above knee.”
"Baloney" sounds like "below knee," and there are jokes. "I don't see how bologna is opposite of above knee! Now BALONEY on the other hand, yes!" was posted on…
“What’s the opposite of donut?”/“Donotnut!”
"Donuts" are not "do nuts," but some people think there should be "donotnuts" or "don'tnuts" (for "do not nuts" or "don't…
“What’s the opposite of drunken noodles?”/“Soba noodles.”
"Soba" noodles are not "sober" noodles, but there are jokes. "Did you know: Soba noodles is just gangsta speak for noodles that are sober. It's the opposite of drunken…
“What’s the opposite of ground beef?”/“High steaks.”
A meat riddle is: Q: What's the opposite of ground beef?A: High steaks. "High steaks" is a pun on "high stakes." "The steaks being high is the exact opposite of ground…
“What’s the opposite of ladyfingers?”/“Mentos.”
A riddle about ladyfingers (a biscuit) is: Q: What's the opposite of ladyfingers?A: Mentos. The joke was posted on Twitter on October 27, 2010, but became popular when it was posted on both…
“What’s the opposite of potatoes?”/“Potafingers.”
There are potatoes, but not potafingers. "Toes" and "fingers" -- get the joke? "RT @NMcShake: Potatoes or potafingers" was posted on X/Twitter by Lama on November 13,…
“What’s the opposite of soba noodles?”/“Drunken noodles.”
"Soba" noodles are not "sober" noodles, but there are jokes. "Did you know: Soba noodles is just gangsta speak for noodles that are sober. It's the opposite of drunken…
“What’s the opposite of syrup?”/“Madamdown.”
There is no "sir up" in "syrup," but there are jokes. "'What's up sir?' ...'the opposite of syrup?'" was posted on Twitter by Derek on January…