“What’s the only thing a vegan kills?”/“A conversation.”
British-Irish comedian Jimmy Carr told a joke about vegans on the television British game show A League of Their Own on October 3, 2019. “‘You’re a vegan aren’t you, Romesh?’ ... ‘I am, yeah’ ... ‘So that means you won’t kill anything, other than a fucking conversation’ 😂😂😂 Jimmy Carr 👏🏻 #ALOTO” was posted on Twitter by Luke Hounsell on October 3, 2019. “#ALeagueOfTheirOwn Jimmy Carr ‘oh so you’re vegan? So that means you won’t kill anything other than the fucking conversation’ 😂😂😂” was posted on Twitter by Sam on October 4, 2019.
Jimmy Carr told the vegan joke again on his Netflix comedy special, His Dark Material, on December 25, 2021. “‘Vegans won’t kill anything other than a conversation’ 😄 Jimmy Carr is killing it” was posted on Twitter by теле on December 25, 2021. “Jimmy Carr’ın yeni stand-up’ı Netflix’de. Daha ilk 5 dakikasından vuruldum. People get confused, vegan-vegetarian. If you’re vegan, you’re boring to talk to. Vegans, they won’t kill anything rather than a fucking conversation” was posted on Twitter by Firat Topal on December 26, 2021.
The vegan saying has become popular in a paraphrase, without the curse word. “The only thing a vegan can kill is a conversation!” was posted on Twitter by Anthony Tallantire on March 18, 2020. “only thing a vegan can kill is a conversation” was posted on Twitter by rx on January 1, 2022. “The only thing a vegan can kill is conversation!” was posted on Twitter by Brassica Boy on January 6, 2022. “the only thing a vegan can kill is a conversation” was posted on Twitter by Drac．🧛🏻 on April 3, 2022.
“The only thing a vegan kills is conversation” was posted on Twitter by Алекси on January 4, 2022. “The only thing a vegan kills is a conversation! #smh” was posted on Twitter by Nawid on January 5, 2022. “The only thing vegans kill is a conversation - Jimmy Carr” was posted on Twitter by Robert Lepp on January 7, 2022. “The only thing vegans kill are conversations. - Jimmy Carr” was posted on Twitter by Monkster™®🌪 on February 8, 2022. “The only thing a vegan kills is a conversation!” was posted on Twitter by Professor Barrie Hatrick on March 2, 2022. “As Jimmy Carr said the only thing vegans kill is a conversation 🤣🤣” was posted on Twitter by Johnnyhammer66 on May 11, 2022.
“What’s the only thing a vegan kills? A conversation” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 1, 2022.
Wikipedia: Jimmy Carr
James Anthony Patrick Carr (born 15 September 1972) is a British-Irish comedian, presenter, writer, and actor. He is known for his deadpan delivery of controversial one-liners, for which he has been both praised and criticised. He began his comedy career in 1997, and he has regularly appeared on television as the host of Channel 4 panel shows such as 8 Out of 10 Cats, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, and The Big Fat Quiz of the Year.
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His Dark Material 25 December 2021 Netflix special. Live at the Cliffs Pavilion, Westcliff-on-Sea, Essex.
Wikipedia: A League of Their Own (British game show)
A League of Their Own is a British sports-based comedy panel game that was first broadcast on Sky One (now Sky Max) on 11 March 2010.
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A League of Their Own
S14.E8 Episode #14.8
Episode aired Oct 3, 2019
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Luke Hounsell
@Hounse11
“You’re a vegan aren’t you, Romesh?” ... “I am, yeah” ... “So that means you won’t kill anything, other than a fucking conversation” 😂😂😂 Jimmy Carr 👏🏻 #ALOTO
4:27 PM · Oct 3, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Sam.
@samwalker5
#ALeagueOfTheirOwn Jimmy Carr “oh so you’re vegan? So that means you won’t kill anything other than the fucking conversation” 😂😂😂
3:01 PM · Oct 4, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Cara Christie
@CaraMChristie
“You’re vegan right? That means you won’t kill anything other than a conversation” - Jimmy Carr on a League of Their Own
4:21 PM · Oct 7, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Fuck it 🌈
@BasicShitTalker
“You’re a vegan aren’t you”
“Yeah, yeah I am”
“So the only thing you kill is a fucking conversation”
3:25 PM · Oct 8, 2019·Twitter for Android
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🇺🇦 Hillforter🇪🇺#RejoinEU
@LikeOldTat
Great line from #JimmyCarr :
“The only thing #Vegans kill is a fucking conversation”.
🤣🤣
3:30 PM · Oct 13, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Mark Ridley
@jamlighting
Replying to @stephensmyth6
Only thing a vegan kills is a conversation bud
9:40 AM · Jan 8, 2020·Twitter for iPad
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Anthony Tallantire
@ajTallantire
Replying to @Iromg
The only thing a vegan can kill is a conversation!
6:54 PM · Mar 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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теле
@phunckys
“Vegans won’t kill anything other than a conversation” 😄 Jimmy Carr is killing it
8:30 AM · Dec 25, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Firat Topal
@FlyngDtchmn
Jimmy Carr’ın yeni stand-up’ı Netflix’de. Daha ilk 5 dakikasından vuruldum.
People get confused, vegan-vegetarian. If you’re vegan, you’re boring to talk to. Vegans, they won’t kill anything rather than a fucking conversation.
😆😆😆😆😆
4:27 AM · Dec 26, 2021·Twitter for Android
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4th Gen
@AnotherAmado
“Vegans- they don’t kill anything other than a fucking conversation”
Who doesn’t love Jimmy Carr?
2:37 AM · Dec 27, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Tee/Jay
@oncevicarious
Vegans won’t kill anything, other than a conversation.
- Jimmy Carr
9:35 PM · Dec 27, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Hamish Hoosen Pillay
@Hamish_Hoosen
Vegans won’t kill anything, except conversation. Jimmy Carr on Netflix.
6:29 AM · Dec 28, 2021·Twitter Web App
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rx
@tinkerx7
Replying to @aagoodidi
only thing a vegan can kill is a conversation
2:43 AM · Jan 1, 2022·Twitter Web App
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Алекси
@KyriAlexy_says
Replying to @RealHansWiegel and @EliannevT
The only thing a vegan kills is conversation.
11:01 AM · Jan 4, 2022·Twitter for Android
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Nawid
@nawid
The only thing a vegan kills is a conversation!
#smh
5:12 AM · Jan 5, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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Brassica Boy
@graingoing1
Replying to @1GarethWynJones and @LewisHamilton
The only thing a vegan can kill is conversation!
1:29 PM · Jan 6, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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Robert Lepp
@Robert_Lepp__
The only thing vegans kill is a conversation - Jimmy Carr
3:48 AM · Jan 7, 2022·Twitter Web App
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𝔸
@iyaudehsih
Replying to @memefess
“Vegan won’t kill anything, except a fucking conversation”
-Jimmy Carr
9:00 PM · Jan 18, 2022·Twitter for Android
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Lucinda Svelt
@lucinda_svelt
Replying to @Corax_The_Raven
Something something ‘the only thing vegans kill is a conversation”
Jimmy Carr
🙃
11:18 AM · Feb 6, 2022·Twitter Web App
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Monkster™®🌪
@monksterx
The only thing vegans kill are conversations. - Jimmy Carr
1:12 PM · Feb 8, 2022·Twitter for Android
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Professor Barrie Hatrick
@BarrieHatrick
Replying to @keanfyjon and @DominicFarrell
The only thing a vegan kills is a conversation!
1:37 PM · Mar 2, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
What’s the only thing a vegan can kill?
A conversation.
6:13 PM · Apr 1, 2022·Twitter Web App
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Drac．🧛🏻
@lxcarion
the only thing a vegan can kill is a conversation
10:46 AM · Apr 3, 2022·Twitter for Android
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Johnnyhammer66
@johnnyhammer66
Replying to @JulieHamill and @iamtomskinner
As Jimmy Carr said the only thing vegans kill is a conversation 🤣🤣
8:52 PM · May 11, 2022·Twitter for Android
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NoisyAttic
@NoiseyAttic
Replying to @39daph
Or only vegetables. Vegans kill nothing except a conversation.
11:50 AM · Aug 6, 2022·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Turin_Turambar_wolf September 1, 2022
What’s the only thing a vegan kills?
A conversation.
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DavidDFunny
@DavidDFunny
What’s the only thing a vegan kills?
A conversation.
7:52 PM · Sep 2, 2022·Twitter Web App
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Clement Bujem
@bujem22
“If you’re vegan, it means you are a boring to talk to… Vegans, they won’t kill anything other than a f**ing conversation.”
-Jimmy Carr
😂
2:41 AM · Oct 2, 2022·Twitter for Android
LaffGaff
Vegan Killer
October 5, 2022 by laffgaff
What’s the only thing a vegan kills?
A conversation.