“What do vegans say at Christmas?”/“Soy to the world!”
"Joy to the World" is an English Christmas carol, written by English minister and hymnwriter Isaac Watts in 1719, "Soy to the World" is a pun that has been printed on many…
“What do vegans say during sex?”/“Artichoke me.”
People who like to eat artichokes don't necessarily like choking, but there have been several vegan sex jokes. "Kinky vegan: 'artichoke me daddy'" was posted on Twitter on…
“What do we want?”/ “A cure for chocolate addiction.”/ “When do we want it?”/ “After eight.”
"What do we want?"/ "[X]"/ "When do we want it"/ "Now!" is a popular protest chant. "After Eight" is a brand of mint chocolate thins. "What do…
“What do we want?”/ “A box of chocolates.”/ “When do we want it?”/ “After eight.”
"What do we want?"/ "[X]"/ "When do we want it"/ "Now!" is a popular protest chant. "After Eight" is a brand of mint chocolate thins. "What do…
“What do you a call a dinosaur that drinks tea?”/“A Tea-rex.”
A tea riddle is: Q: What do you a call a dinosaur that drinks tea?A: A Tea-rex. "'How do you call a dinosaur in for its dinner? Tea, Rex!' -- Gordon Brown. Guardian interview:…
“What do you call 12 enchiladas?”/“A footilada.”
There is no "inch" in "enchilada," but there are jokes. "Gringo conversions: 12 enchiladas = 1 footilada" was posted on Twitter by missingblakes on August 8, 2010.…
“What do you call 52 pieces of bread?”/“A deck of carbs.”
"Deck of cards" is different than a "deck of carbs," but there are jokes. "A loaf of bread is really just a deck of carbs" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on…
“What do you call 52 slices of bread?”/“A deck of carbs.”
"Deck of cards" is different than a "deck of carbs," but there are jokes. "A loaf of bread is really just a deck of carbs" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on…
“What do you call 6.02 * 10^23 butts?”/“Molasses.”
"Molasses" is not "mole" + "asses," but there are jokes. "What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 5, 2016.…
“What do you call a baby dump truck?”/“A dumpling.”
Dumplings have nothing to do with dump trucks, but there are jokes. "'Someone needs to do a dumpling food truck w/ potstickers, momos and stuff. And call it The Dump Truck.'…
“What do you call a bad salad dressing?”/“Vineregret.”
"Vinaigrette" dressing is a somewhat confusing word. It is not "vineregret" (vine regret) -- except in jokes. "No wonder this salad was terrible... I used vineregret…
“What do you call a baker with a cold?”/“Coughee cake.”
"Coffee cake" should not be confused with "coughee cake" or "coughy cake," but there are jokes. "What do you call a baker with a cold?..........Coughee cake...bah…
“What do you call a baker with a cold?”/“Coughy cake.”
"Coffee cake" should not be confused with "coughee cake" or "coughy cake," but there are jokes. "What do you call a baker with a cold?..........Coughee cake...bah…
“What do you call a BBQ pun?”/“A meataphor.”
"Meataphor" (meat + metaphor) is an infrequently used portmanteau food word. "Mixed Meataphors would be a great name for a newsletter targeted at affluent carnivores" was posted…
“What do you call a bean that was previously famous?”/“A ‘has bean.’”
"Bean" can sound like "been," and there's a pun: QL What do you call a retired vegetable?A: A has-bean. "What do you call an obsolete Java Bean? A…
“What do you call a bean that’s not cool anymore?”/“A has-bean.”
"Bean" can sound like "been," and there's a pun: QL What do you call a retired vegetable?A: A has-bean. "What do you call an obsolete Java Bean? A…
“What do you call a bear with no teeth?”/“A gummy bear.”
A popular joke about gummy bears fruit candy is: Q: What you call a bear with no teeth?A: A gummy bear. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2004. Wikipedia: Gummy bearA gummy bear…
“What do you call a bird who drinks too much?”/“An owlcoholic.”
An "alcoholic" pun is: Q: What do you call a bird who drinks too much?A: An owlcoholic. "Owlcoholic" (owl + alcoholic) has been printed on many images. "Owlcoholic" --…
“What do you call a block of cheese that hasn’t been shredded?”/“Ungrateful.”
A cheese pun is: Q- What do you call a block of cheese that hasn't been shredded?A- Ungrateful. The cheese joke was posted on Twitter by Jonathan K. Fields on June 9, 2014. Similar…
“What do you call a boat carrying vodka, penises and potatoes?”/“An Absolut dick tater ship.”
A riddle was posted on Twitter on November 26, 2011: Q: What do you call a boat carrying penises and potatoes?A: A Dick-Tater-Ship. A more detailed version was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on April…