“What do you call a bad salad dressing?”/“Vineregret.”
“Vinaigrette” dressing is a somewhat confusing word. It is not “vineregret” (vine regret)—except in jokes.
“No wonder this salad was terrible… I used vineregret dressing!” was posted on Twitter by Patrick Keller on March 4, 2011. “I’ve just put a dressing on my salad and I wish I hadn’t. It was vineregret” was posted on Twitter by Rachel Burns on September 9, 2017. “If you make a salad dressing but don’t like it you have vineregret” was posted on Twitter by Nik Nieblas on March 21, 2021. “What do you call a bad salad dressing? Vineregret” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on December 2, 2021.
Wikipedia: Vinaigrette
Vinaigrette (/vɪnəˈɡrɛt/ vin-ə-GRET) is made by mixing an oil with something acidic such as vinegar or lemon juice. The mixture can be enhanced with salt, herbs and/or spices. It is used most commonly as a salad dressing, but can also be used as a marinade. Traditionally, a vinaigrette consists of 3 parts oil and 1 part vinegar mixed into a stable emulsion, but the term is also applied to mixtures with different proportions and to unstable emulsions which last only a short time before separating into layered oil and vinegar phases.
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Patrick Keller
@patrickkeller
No wonder this salad was terrible… I used vineregret dressing!
3:19 PM · Mar 4, 2011·TweetDeck
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Alexandria Peterson
@alexandriapete
.... am I ready toMATEo for life? Or will I balsamic vineREGRET it? #colbert #saladpuns
2:41 AM · Jan 12, 2012·Twitter for Android
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Jon Bois
@jon_bois
Replying to @sixfoot6
@sixfoot6 balsamic vineregret
8:54 PM · May 14, 2014·Tweetbot for Mac
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Chris Crittenden
@canicookit
Last night I had a disappointing salad for dinner with red wine vineregret.
10:27 PM · Nov 26, 2014·Tweetbot for iΟS
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Kid Grandma
@ChloeAbrielle
Ate a shitty salad, call it vineregret.
7:57 PM · Mar 15, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Nolan, Alec J
@alec_nolan
it’s a shame salad, with balsamic vineregret
1:35 AM · Aug 30, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Rachel Burns
@RachJBurns
I’ve just put a dressing on my salad and I wish I hadn’t. It was vineregret.
10:58 AM · Sep 9, 2017 from East Midlands, England·Twitter for iPhone
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merry crisis
@hollrocks
Vinegrette more line vineregret amirite
11:19 AM · Feb 17, 2018·Twitter for Android
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daniela.
@jaeminahs
Винигрет/vinegret
-vinegret more like vineREGRET
-idk wtf is going on with the ingredients or why it exists
-I probably repressed my memories of it bc I hated it so bad bc I don’t remember how it tastes but once upon a time I ate it
-my mum loves it though. why.
-0/10
4:28 PM · Mar 22, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Luke
@lukiewookiee
Eating a salad while feeling remorseful? You better grab some balsamic vineregret
8:14 AM · Feb 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Fat Tony
@FatTonyBBX
Replying to @ashyybabyyyy
I have made the joke “balsamic vineregret” and I am so happy right now!
3:44 PM · Dec 5, 2019·Twitter for Android
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Nik Nieblas
@NikNieblas
If you make a salad dressing but don’t like it you have vineregret.
6:37 PM · Mar 21, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Shiner The Grand
@GrandShiner
Replying to @DoodleNessa
Just try try to romaine calm…I know you have vineregret!!
11:22 AM · Mar 28, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Patrick Robinson
@Patrickdjokes
A vineregret: when you wish you hadn’t put a dressing on your salad.
2:50 PM · Jul 17, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/deadalivecat December 2, 2021
What do you call a bad salad dressing?
Vineregret