“Supposedly Mercury is in Gatorade or some shit”
"Mercury is in Gatorade" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The phrase is a joke on the astrological saying about the planet Mercury that "Mecury is in retrograde."…
“Supposedly there’s a style of rice shaped pasta, orzo I’m told”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: OrzoOrzo (/ˈɔːrzoʊ, ˈɔːrtsoʊ/, Italian: [ˈɔrdzo]; from Italian for ''barley'', from Latin hordeum), also known as risoni (pronounced…
“Supposedly, this cow was farting a lot and ruining the environment. So I ate it. You’re welcome”
"Supposedly, this cow was farting a lot and ruining the environment. So I ate it. You're welcome. Be a Hero. Eat Meat" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. An…
“Sure sex is great, but have you ever made the perfect amount of pasta?”
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
“Sure sex is great, but have you ever put just the right amount of cream in your coffee?”
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
“Sure, I’ll drink more water. Provided it’s frozen and surrounded by alcohol”
"Sure, I'll drink more water. Provided it's frozen and surrounded by alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "I like to drink my recommended 2…
“Surround yourself with coffee, not negativity”
"Surround yourself with coffee, not negativity" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Surround yourself with coffee not negativity" was posted on Twitter by…
“Surround yourself with nachos, not negativity”
"Nachos not negativity" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Nachos, not negativity" was posted on Twitter by Heebie Jeevesies on December 7, 2015. "Life…
“Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues also have alcohol”
"Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Surround yourself with…
“Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have alcohol”
"Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Surround yourself with…
“Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have booze”
"Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Surround yourself with…
“Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity”
"Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity" is a pizza saying that has been printed on many images. "surround yourself with pizza not negativity" was posted on Twitter by…
“Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity”
"Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Just read someone's inspirational…
“Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about the benefits of a vegan diet…”
"Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods start talking about politics and someone will show up to argue with you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "😊If…
“Sushi is a fun way to spend $50 knowing you will be hungry again in 20 minutes”
Many people believe that sushi is expensive, and that it's not filling. This sarcasm was posted on X/Twitter by mdh on January 5, 2024: "Sushi is a fun way to spend $50 knowing you will…
“Sushi rolls not gender roles”
"Sushi rolls not gender roles" is a gender saying that has been printed on many images. "Sushi rolls not gender roles" was posted on Twitter by Léna on August 16, 2013. Similar…
“Swapping the witch for the bitch” (trading one addiction for another one)
"Swapping the witch for the bitch" means trading one addiction for another addiction. For example, one might give up using illegal drugs ("the witch"), but start drinking…
“Swedish Fish jellybeans is, in reality, Swedish Roe”
Swedish Fish is a fish-shaped, chewy candy, but some people believe they should be called "Swedish Roe." "These Swedish Fish Jellybeans are confusing my mouth - and they should…
“Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?”
"Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" is a 1983 popular song from the British new wave music duo Eurythmics. "Sweet dreams are made of cheese" is a popular misheard lyric…
“Sweet Jesus implies there is an existence of spicy Jesus, salty Jesus and sour Jesus”
"Sweet Jesus!" is an exclamation. It does not imply other flavors of Jesus, but there are jokes. "You know what I like better than Sweet Jesus? that would be Sweet 'n' Sour…