“What do you call a boat carrying vodka, penises and potatoes?”/“An Absolut dick tater ship.”

A riddle was posted on Twitter on November 26, 2011:
 
Q: What do you call a boat carrying penises and potatoes?
A: A Dick-Tater-Ship.

 
A more detailed version was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on April 27, 2018:
 
Q: What do you call a boat carrying vodka, penises and potatoes?
A: An Absolut dick tater ship.

 
               
19 December 1996, Dayton (OH) Daily News, “Letters: Tired of Voting? 1 Solution Required No Action By Citizens,” pg. 18A:
Just remember - next November, no more hassles, no voting, just your financial support to the `Old Dick Tater Ship Party,’ better known as the humble Richard Potato Boat Organization. United we stand, divided you fall.
EDWARD L. STANZIANO
   
Reddit—Pics
Dick Tater Ship…. ‘nuff said (newyorkshitty.com)
submitted February 22, 2011 by AwwHellsNo
     
Twitter
Reyvan Fadallan
@whatsupban
Why did Hitler eat penises and potatoes? It made him a real Dictator. [Dick Tater.]
3:01 AM - 6 Jul 2011
 
Twitter
FRESH
@KenPowell252
What do you call a boat carrying penises and potatoes?
a Dick-Tater-Ship
9:50 PM - 26 Nov 2011
   
Twitter
The Bean Spouts
@FelazHollywood
What do you call a boat carrying penises and potatoes?
a Dick-Tater-Ship
9:51 PM - 26 Nov 2011
   
Twitter
✨Bo Mills jr. ✨ 😕
@Jimboleem
Dictatorship - a boat carrying penises and potatoes.
10:57 PM - 26 Nov 2011
     
Twitter
Beer Drinker
@beerdrinker_89
@rickygervais what do you call a boat that carries penises and potatoes? A dick-tater-ship
12:26 AM - 28 Nov 2011
 
Reddit—Badjokes
What do you call a boat filled with penises and potatoes? (self.badjokes)
submitted June 3, 2013 by JesusLostHisiPhone
A dick-tater-ship
   
Reddit—Jokes
A man finds himself as the cook on a ship…
submitted September 15, 2014 by thyhornman
A man finds himself as the cook on a ship that has just set off on a voyage. He does a quick survey of the kitchen. Everything seems good except in the pantry he finds several bags of potatoes that are all shaped like penises. “That’s weird,” he thinks as he goes and finds the captain.
 
“Hey, captain, what’s with all the potatoes looking like penises. I don’t like it,” he says.
 
The captain replies, “Well you can’t change it. This is a dictatorship.”
     
Reddit—3amjokes
What do you call a penis-shaped boat made of potatoes and run by Nazis? self.3amjokes
Submitted October 23, 2015 by ChewiestBroom
A dick tater ship.
 
Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a boat carrying dildos and potatoes?
submitted March 28, 2018 by TapiocaTuesday
A dick-tater-ship
 
Reddit—3amjokes
What do you call a boat carrying penises and potatoes? self.3amjokes
Submitted April 27, 2018 by mediumj
A dick tater ship.
 
Reddit—3amjokes
What do you call a boat carrying vodka, penises and potatoes? self.3amjokes
Submitted April 27, 2018 by Dremble
An Absolut dick tater ship.