“What did one hash brownie say to the other?”/“We’re so baked.”
A hash brownie joke is: Q: What did one hash brownie say to the other?A: We're so baked. "What did the burnt brownie say to the blueberry muffin? 'Dudeeeee.... I'm. So.…
“What did one leftover say to the other?”/“Foiled again!”
There's a joke about leftovers: Q: What did one leftover say to the other?A: Foiled again! "'Foiled again!' said leftover roast when it was popped back into the…
“What did one loaf of bread say to the other?”/“Weirdo.”
A bread pun is: Q: What did one loaf of bread say to the other?A: Weirdo. (We're dough.) The pun was posted on Reddit on July 3, 2016. Twitterlil white dad@itismeE_A_DWe're dough!!…
“What did one pickle say to the other on Valentine’s Day?”/“You mean a great dill to me.”
A pickle riddle is: Q: What did one pickle say to the other on Valentine's Day?A: "You mean a great dill to me." The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2001. Google…
“What did one plate say to the other?”/“Lunch is on me.”
A popular children's riddle is: Q: What did one plate say to another?A: Lunch is on me! The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1998. "Dinner is one me!" is a variant.…
“What did one potato chip say to the other?”/“Shall we go for a dip?”
A potato chip riddle is: Q: What did one potato chip say to the other?A: "Shall we go for a dip?" "Dip" can mean "a swim" or "a dipping sauce." The joke has…
“What did one strawberry say to the other?” (joke)
A popular riddle/pun about strawberries is: Q: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?A: If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam! "What did one strawberry…
“What did one vegan say to the other vegan?”/“We have to stop meating like this.”
"Meat" sounds like "meet." A vegetarian riddle has been cited in print since at least 2003: Q: What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?A: "We have to…
“What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?”/“We have to stop meating like this.”
"Meat" sounds like "meet." A vegetarian riddle has been cited in print since at least 2003: Q: What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?A: "We have to…
“What did one worm say to the other?”/“I’m moving to the Big Apple!”
Worms are sometimes found inside apples. There's a joke: Q: What did one worm say to the other?A: I'm moving to the Big Apple! The joke has been cited in print since at least 1997. Google…
“What did Osama Bin Laden cook on Iron Chef?”/“Big Apple Crumble.”
Jokes about the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on New York City's World Trade Center are numerous, although not politically correct. One popular joke is: Q: What did Osama bin Laden cook…
“What did Simba (The Lion King) order for brunch?”/“A tuna frittata.”
"Hakuna Matata" is a popular song in Disney's animated film The Lion King (1994). Timon and Pumbaa, the animated meerkat and warthog duo, introduce the philosophy to young lion…
“What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who killed his wife?”/“Nothing, he’s Gladiator.”
"Gladiator" sounds like "glad he ate her," and puns have been cited in print since at least 1836. A riddle was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on July 13, 1992: Q: What do you…
“What did the apple say to the apple pie?”/“You’ve got some crust.”
A pun on the word "crust" is: Q: What did the apple say to the apple pie?A: "You've got some crust." "Crust" means also "nerve." The food riddle has…
“What did the apple skin say to the apple?”/“I’ve got you covered.”
An apple riddle is: Q: What did the apple skin say to the apple?A: I’ve got you covered. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. "What did the rug say to the…
“What did the assassin do when he was hungry?”/“The assassinate.”
"Assassinate" shouldn't be confused with "assassin ate," but there are jokes. "A murderer had heartburn because of something the assassinate. (Pun of the Day)"…
“What did the astronaut cook for lunch?”/“An unidentified frying object.”
An "Unidentified Flying Object" (UFO) has the food equivalent in "Unidentified Frying Object." "Some restaurants serve what can only be called Unidentified Frying…
“What did the astronaut see on his skillet?”/“Unidentified frying objects.”
An "Unidentified Flying Object" (UFO) has the food equivalent in "Unidentified Frying Object." "Some restaurants serve what can only be called Unidentified Frying…
“What did the astronaut see on the stove?”/“An unidentified frying object.”
An "Unidentified Flying Object" (UFO) has the food equivalent in "Unidentified Frying Object." "Some restaurants serve what can only be called Unidentified Frying…
“What did the baby corn say to its mom?”/“Where’s my pop corn?”
Popcorn is the subject of a frequently told joke: Q: What did the baby corn say to its mom? A: Where's pop corn? The joke has been cited in print since at least 1977. “Who called them dad…