“To eat is human; to digest, divine”
"To err is human; to forgive, divine" is from Alexander Pope's An Essay on Criticism (1711) . "To eat is human; to digest, divine" is a food parody. "To eat is human.…
“To eat is human; to drink wine, divine”
"To err is human; to forgive, divine" is from Alexander Pope's An Essay on Criticism (1711) . "To eat is human; to drink wine divine" is a food parody that was printed in…
“To have and to hold and to keep your beer cold” (koozie saying)
"To have and to hold and to keep your beer/drink cold" is a saying that has been printed on many images, such as koozies. The saying is a jocular take on marriage vows, and has been…
“To have and to hold and to keep your drink cold” (koozie saying)
"To have and to hold and to keep your beer/drink cold" is a saying that has been printed on many images, such as koozies. The saying is a jocular take on marriage vows, and has been…
“To Insure Promptness” (“tip” false etymology)
"Tip" (and "tips") is often said (incorrectly) to be an acronym of: . To Insure Promptness.. To Insure Performance.. To Improve Performance.. To Insure Prompt Service.. To…
“To kill a French vampire, you need to drive a baguette through its heart. It’s painstaking”
"To kill a French Vampire, you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking" was posted on Twitter by @CatstreyDave on January 1, 2020. The…
“To lose weight, go to a paint store. You can get thinner there”
There's a popular weight loss joke: "To lose weight, go to a paint store. You can get thinner there." "Sign in paint store: Want to get thinner? Try ours -- 98c a gallon"…
“To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee….coffee”
A coffee expression was posted on Twitter on March 24, 2014: Ways to win my heart: 1. Buy me coffee.2. Make me coffee.3. Be coffee. A slightly different coffee expression was posted on Twitter on…
“To me, ‘drink responsibly’ means don’t spill it”
"To me, 'drink responsibly' means don't spill it" is a jocular line that has been printed on T-shirts and ecards. "Drink responsibly means don't spill any I…
“To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos”
What are essential oils? "Essential oils are what drips out of tacos" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Essential oils are what drips out of tacos" was…
“To stay healthy this spring I’m only going to eat the white part of the Cadbury’s Creme Eggs”
"To stay healthy this spring I'm only going to eat the white part of the Carbury's Creme Eggs" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on ecards. The saying was…
“To stay out of hot water when brewing a pun, it is best to use subtle tea”
"To stay out of hot water when brewing a pun, it is best to use subtle tea" was posted on Facebook by David Basinow on February 25, 2022, and on Twitter by mariana Z on February 26, 2022.…
“To the world, you may just be one crazy vegan. To the animals, you are their only hope”
"To the world, you may just be one crazy vegan. To the animals, you are their only hope" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "To the world, you may just be one…
“Toast is just bread jerky”
Bagels, baguettes, breadsticks, crackers, croutons, pizza crust and toast have all been called "bread jerky." "Toast is just bread jerky, you silly fux. I am eatin' toast"…
“Toast is just soft bread that has been hurt before”
What is toast? This was posted on Twitter by Paula Pell on February 20, 2015: "Toast is just soft bread that has been hurt before." “Toast is just twice-baked bread” is a similar…
“Toast is just twice-baked bread”
"Have we ever considered that toast is 'twice-baked' bread?" is a question that was published in a 2011 book. "Has anybody else ever realized that toast is just twice baked…
“Toasters are like tanning beds for bread”
"Toasters are like tanning beds for bread" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Global Toaster - Tanning Just Like a Slice of Bread in a Toaster" was…
“Toasters should have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is before it burns”
"Toasters should have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is before it burns" was posted on Twitter by Danny on July 26, 2018. "Why the fuck don’t toasters have a window…
“Toasters were the first pop-up notification”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- Shower ThoughtsToasters were the first pop-up notification.November 18, 2016 by henhen3000 TwitterJim Martin@DealzzOfTheDayToasters were the first pop-up…
“Tobacco, weed, beer and whiskey are all made from plants… I think I might be a vegetarian!!”
"Tobacco, weed, beer and whiskey are all made from plants... I think I might be a vegetarian!!" (also "Beer, whiskey & weed are all made from plants... I think I might be a…