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September 27, 2022
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I’m bad at poetry. Coffee”

"Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. COFFEE"…

September 26, 2022
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. Coffee”

"Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. COFFEE"…

September 27, 2022
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee”

"Roses are red. Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on many images. "Retweeted Saxbys Coffee (@Saxbys): Roses are red Mornings are…

September 15, 2016
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Pizza sauce is, too. I ordered a large, and none of it’s for you”

A popular pizza poem has been written on many images: "Roses are red.Pizza sauce is, too.I ordered a largeAnd none of it's for you." "Roses are red, and pizza sauce is too/ I…

March 21, 2024
Food/DrinkMusic/Dance/Theatre/Film/Circus

“Roses are red. Salsa is hot. Chocolate has calories. Dancing does not”

"Roses are red. Salsa is hot. Chocolate has calories. Dancing does not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying plays on the word "salsa," which can be a…

March 21, 2024
Exercise/Running/Health ClubsFood/DrinkMusic/Dance/Theatre/Film/Circus

“Roses are red. Salsa is hot. Chocolate has calories. Zumba does not”

"Roses are red. Salsa is hot. Chocolate has calories. Dancing does not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying plays on the word "salsa," which can be a…

March 21, 2024
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I wanna drink Margaritas with you”

"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…

March 22, 2024
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I wanna drink tequila with you”

"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…

March 22, 2024
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I wanna eat tacos with you”

"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…

March 21, 2024
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you”

"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…

March 22, 2024
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink tequila with you”

"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…

March 22, 2024
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to eat tacos with you”

"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…

April 24, 2024
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Tacos are delicious. I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes”

"Roses are red. Tacos are delicious. I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are versions with "we' instead of…

September 27, 2022
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Coffee is brown”

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Coffee is brown" is a coffee saying that has been printed on an image. "Roses are red, violets are blue, coffee is brown, mmmmmmm coffee" was…

September 26, 2022
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Mondays are hard. I need coffee”

"Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. COFFEE"…

September 27, 2022
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard. Coffee”

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on an ecard by Someecards. "Roses are red. Coffee is black/brown. Poems are hard.…

July 24, 2017
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less than dinner for two”

A anti-romantic vodka version of the "Roses are red..." poem is: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less than dinner for two." The saying went viral on Twitter on…

October 15, 2016
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine”

A popular wine poem has been written on many images: "Roses are red.Wine is also red.Poems are hard.Wine." The short poem went viral on Twitter on July 10, 2012. Various other verses had…

April 24, 2024
Food/Drink

“Roses are red. Wine is delicious. We use paper plates ‘cause I hate doing dishes”

"Roses are red. Tacos are delicious. I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are versions with "we' instead of…

September 19, 2021
Food/Drink

“Rousong (pork floss) is basically meat cotton candy”

Rousong (or "yuk sung") is known as "pork floss," "meat floss" or "meat cotton candy." Pork rinds, chicharrones and pulled pork have also been called…

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