“Today’s plan? Drink coffee and be awesome”
"Today's plan? Drink coffee and be awesome" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Battle plan for this week: wake up, drink coffee, be awesome, repeat"…
“Today’s Soup: Whiskey with ice croutons”
"Today's Soup: Whiskey with ice croutons" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "For dinner tonight, I think I'll have some cold whiskey soup…
“Tofu are savory marshmallows”
Tofu has been described as savory/savoury marshmallows. "Not sure exactly what Tofu is but its best described as savory marshmallow" was posted on Twitter by Pinkmoosely on September 25,…
“Tofu are savoury marshmallows”
Tofu has been described as savory/savoury marshmallows. "Not sure exactly what Tofu is but its best described as savory marshmallow" was posted on Twitter by Pinkmoosely on September 25,…
“Tofu is just savory jello”
Tofu has sometimes been described as "savory/savoury jello." "Tofu is like savory jello 😂" was posted on Twitter by airica michelle on June 5, 2016. "Tofu is savoury…
“Tofu is just savoury jello”
Tofu has sometimes been described as "savory/savoury jello." "Tofu is like savory jello 😂" was posted on Twitter by airica michelle on June 5, 2016. "Tofu is savoury…
“Tofu is just soy cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠 on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“Tofu is just soy milk cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠 on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“Tofu is just soya cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠 on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“Tofu is just soya milk cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠 on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“Tofu is just soymilk cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠 on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“Tofu is overrated. It’s just a curd to me”
"A curd" sounds like "occurred." Of course, there are puns. "About two seconds ago I realised that tofu is really over-rated. it's literally just a curd to me"…
“Tofu is really kung fu for toes”
"Tofu" (a food) is very different from "kung fu" (a Chinese martial art), but there have been jokes -- especially involving toes. "What is tofu made of? My guess, toes and…
“Tofu never screams”
"Tofu never screams" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. That is, no animals were killed in the making of tofu. "Tofu never screams" was posted on Twitter by…
“Toilet paper hoarding explained: Some people will be eating their own cooking”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused panic buying of toilet paper. Many people were puzzled by this. "Toilet paper hoarding explained...some people will be eating their own cooking for…
“Tomatoes imply the existence of tomafingers”
There are tomatoes, but no tomafingers. "Toes" and "fingers" -- get the joke? "tomatoes are descended from the now extinct tomafingers" was posted on X/Twitter by tom…
“Tonic water implies the existence of dominant water”
Tonic water has nothing to do with "tonic" of music theory, but there are jokes. "Tonic water is just water that's a little more stable than subdominant or dominant water...and…
“Tonic water implies the existence of mediant water and dominant water”
Tonic water has nothing to do with "tonic" of music theory, but there are jokes. "Tonic water is just water that's a little more stable than subdominant or dominant water...and…
“Tonic water tastes like if 7 Up had depression”
Not everyone likes tonic water. "Tonic water tastes like if 7up had depression" was posted on Twitter by 🐒 callum 🐒 on November 15, 2018. Wikipedia: Tonic water Tonic water (or…
“Tonight I’m going to have my favorite drink. It’s called ‘a lot’”
"Tonight I'm going to have my favorite drink. It's called 'a lot'" (or "Tonight, I'll be having my favorite drink. It's called a lot") is a…