“Salad is just lettuce nachos”
Salad (which usually contains lettuce) has been compared to nachos (which contain tortilla chips). The comparison has been frequently made with a taco salad. "Taco salad = nachos with lettuce…
“Salad isn’t food—it’s what food eats” (“Vegetables are what food eats”)
ALF (for "Alien Life Form") was a science fiction television sitcom that ran from 1986-1990. ALF was a meat-eater who wise-cracked: "Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what…
“Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate”
Who invented salad, and why? This -- from someone who probably doesn't like salad -- was posted on X/Twitter by Joe Pontillo on July 18, 2024: "Salad was likely invented after someone…
“Salads are just lettuce nachos”
Salad (which usually contains lettuce) has been compared to nachos (which contain tortilla chips). The comparison has been frequently made with a taco salad. "Taco salad = nachos with lettuce…
“Salads are just veggie nachos”
Some people think that veggie nachos are essentially the same as salad. "Salads are like veggie nachos #Epiphany" was posted on Twitter by Maude on June 3, 2013. "salads are just…
“Salivating is just your mouth getting horny for food”
"My mouth getting horny thinking about this food" was posted on Twitter on September 9, 2012. "Salivation is just your mouth getting horny for food" was posted on Twitter on…
“Salsa from New York City?” (Pace picante sauce commercials)
In the 1980s, Pace picante sauce- ran a series of commercials touting its native southwest appeal. Another salsa was from - horrors! -- New York City! The popular advertising campaign was revived…
“Salt and sugar look the same. Be careful who you trust”
"Salt and sugar look the same. Be careful who you trust" (or "Don't/Never trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Salt is just angry sugar”
"Salt is just angry sugar" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Both are white, but sugar is "sweeter," while salt is "salty." "Salt is just angry…
“Salt is just tasty rocks”
Do people eat rocks? "Salt is definitely a very tasty rock" was posted on Twitter on November 1, 2010. "It's weird to think salt is really tasty crushed up rock" was posted…
“Salt jokes are sodium funny”
"Sodium" can sound like "so damn," and there are jokes. "Yo these salt jokes are sodium funny" was posted on Twitter by johnny on October 10, 2018. "Do I think my…
“Salt puns are sodium funny”
"Sodium" can sound like "so damn," and there are jokes. "Yo these salt jokes are sodium funny" was posted on Twitter by johnny on October 10, 2018. "Do I think my…
“Salt, sugar, sex—the deeper you go, the sweeter it gets”
Medical students remember the three layers of the adrenal cortex, from outer to inner, with: "Salt, sugar, sex -- the deeper you go, the sweeter it gets." "The layers of the adrenal…
“Sandwiches need chips, shoulders do not”
"A chip on one's shoulder" is an old saying. The chip is not necessarily a potato chip, but there are jokes. "'Sandwiches need chips, shoulders do not.' thank you,…
“Sarcasm is just intelligence dipped in hot sauce”
"Sarcasm is just intelligence dipped in hot sauce" was posted on X/Twitter by Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey on April 7, 2024. The saying means that sarcasm is intelligence with…
“Sarcasm is just intelligence with extra gravy”
"Sarcasm is just intelligence with extra gravy" was posted on X/Twitter by Bliss Beach on November 28 2014. The saying means that sarcasm is intelligence with a little extra flavor. Other…
“Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit”
"Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit" is a saying that has been printed on several images. It is usually listed as "author unknown." Sour cream is a topping that adds to the flavor…
“Sauerkraut and bacon drive all care away”
"Sourkrout and bacon will drive all cares away" is one of the proverbs in the book Proverbs of the Pennsylvania Germans (1929) by Edwin Miller Fogel. While the saying has been used by…
“Sauerkraut is German kimchi”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Sauerkraut is just European kimchi”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…