“This wine tastes like I’ll be texting you later”
"This beer/ margarita/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine tastes like I'll be texting you later" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@MezMerrett: This…
“This wine tastes like I’m about to tell you how I really feel”
"This beer/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine tastes like I'm about to tell you how I really feel" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The whiskey saying was…
“This year, 4/20 falls on taco Tuesday. This is it people. This is what we’ve been training for”
April 20th (4/20 Day in cannabis culture) sometimes falls on a taco Tuesday -- convenient for those who get the munchies. "This year, 4/20 falls on taco Tuesday. This is it people. This is…
“Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it”
George Santayana (1863-1952) wrote: "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." "Those who forget (cannot remember) the pasta are condemned (doomed) to reheat…
“Those who give up pizza to get little temporary abs, deserve neither pizza, nor abs.—Benjamin Franklin”
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" was said by Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) on November 11, 1755.…
“Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars”
A pun about chocolate was posted on the website Pun of the Day in March 2004: "Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars." Pun of the Day Great One Liners of the Month -…
“Those who would give up essential Pizza, to purchase a little temporary Abs, deserve neither Pizza nor Abs”
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" was said by Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) on November 11, 1755.…
“Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator”
"Thou shalt not weight more than thy refrigerator" is a saying (often associated with other "kitchen sayings") that has been cited in print since at least 1998. The saying has…
“Thought I could put dolphin in my fish pie. Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour”
"All-purpose flour" (also called "AP flour") can be used for baking many things, although professional bakers usually use other flours. "Purpose" should not be…
“Three Christmas spirits—gin, vodka and bourbon”
In the story A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by three spirits -- the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to…
“Three Christmas spirits—rum, brandy and whiskey”
In the story A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by three spirits -- the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to…
“Three Christmas spirits—scotch, vodka and tequila”
In the story A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by three spirits -- the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to…
“Three Christmas spirits—vodka, rum and gin”
In the story A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by three spirits -- the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to…
“Three Christmas spirits—whiskey, gin and vodka”
In the story A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by three spirits -- the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to…
“Three little words: mar gar ita”
"Three little words" are usually "I love you." "Three words: Mar Gar Ita" was posted on Twitter by Emily Hurley on August 5, 2010. "Dinner today? Three words:…
“Three of the hardest things to say: 1. I was wrong, 2. I love you, 3. Worcestershire Sauce”
"Worcestershire Sauce" is difficult for many to pronounce. "Sometimes, the hardest things to say are'"I'm sorry', 'You were right', 'Worcestershire…
“Three of the hardest things to say: 1. I was wrong, 2. I need help, 3. Worcestershire Sauce”
"Worcestershire Sauce" is difficult for many to pronounce. "Sometimes, the hardest things to say are'"I'm sorry', 'You were right', 'Worcestershire…
“Three of the hardest things to say: 1. I’m sorry, 2. You were right, 3. Worcestershire Sauce”
"Worcestershire Sauce" is difficult for many to pronounce. "Sometimes, the hardest things to say are'"I'm sorry', 'You were right', 'Worcestershire…
“Three S’s of wine tasting: Swirl, Sniff and Sip”
Wine tasting involves several steps, almost all beginning with the letter "S": see (sight), swirl, sniff (smell), sip, swish, savor, spit (or swallow) and score. Three S's"See,…
“Threw some butter at my coworkers today. They said I should try Anchor management”
"Anger management” is sometimes punned as “anchor management.” Anchor is also a brand of butter in New Zealand. "I always freak out when I spread a certain butter. I need Anchor…