“Root beer float burps are the best burps”
Are beer burps the best burps, or is that just alliteration? "Ginger Beer makes the best burps" was posted on Facebook on Chelsea Kunkle by May 15, 2010. "I like root beer. It gives…
“Root beer is just barbecue water”
"Why the hell do people around here call barbeque water 'root beer'" was posted on Twitter by Jason Butterazzi on February 14, 2018. "root beer is just barbecue water"…
“Root beer is just barbeque water”
"Why the hell do people around here call barbeque water 'root beer'" was posted on Twitter by Jason Butterazzi on February 14, 2018. "root beer is just barbecue water"…
“Root beer is just BBQ water”
"Why the hell do people around here call barbeque water 'root beer'" was posted on Twitter by Jason Butterazzi on February 14, 2018. "root beer is just barbecue water"…
“Root beer tastes like the way Abraham Lincoln looks and I can’t explain that”
"Root beer tastes (like) the way Abraham Lincoln looks, and I can't explain that" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Perhaps the explanation is that Abraham Lincoln…
“Root beer tastes the way Abraham Lincoln looks, and I can’t explain that”
"Root beer tastes (like) the way Abraham Lincoln looks, and I can't explain that" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Perhaps the explanation is that Abraham Lincoln…
“Rosé is the Gatorade of the Hamptons”
Ben Leventhal wrote "Wolffer Rose Price Check" for Curbed -- Hamptons on July 17, 2012: "In a somewhat outrageous twist, the Gatorade of the Hamptons will run you more at the Wolffer…
“Roses are red, broccoli is green, that is the fattest ass I have ever seen”
The "Roses are red, violets are blue..." poem was possibly once thought to be romantic, but the verses are now frequently used for jokes. "roses are red broccoli is green that is the…
“Roses are red. Bacon is red. Poems are hard. Bacon”
A bacon poem has been printed on ecards and T-shirts: "Roses are red.Bacon is red.Poems are hard.Bacon." The short poem went viral on Twitter on March 27, 2012. “Roses are red. Wine is…
“Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. I expect nothing, and I’m still let down”
"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're getting neither, so calm the fuck down" and "Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're not getting either, so calm the fuck…
“Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. I expected nothing, but you still let me down”
"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're getting neither, so calm the fuck down" and "Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're not getting either, so calm the fuck…
“Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You’re getting neither, so calm the fuck down”
"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're getting neither, so calm the fuck down" and "Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're not getting either, so calm the fuck…
“Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You’re not getting either, so calm the fuck down”
"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're getting neither, so calm the fuck down" and "Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're not getting either, so calm the fuck…
“Roses are red. Coffee is black. Poems are hard. Coffee”
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on an ecard by Someecards. "Roses are red. Coffee is black/brown. Poems are hard.…
“Roses are red. Coffee is black. Poems are hard. Give me my damn coffee”
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on an ecard by Someecards. "Roses are red. Coffee is black/brown. Poems are hard.…
“Roses are red. Coffee is brown. Poems are hard. Coffee”
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on an ecard by Someecards. "Roses are red. Coffee is black/brown. Poems are hard.…
“Roses are red. Contagion is plenty. I’m drinking for breakfast, Because fuck 2020”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made it a bad year for most people. A poem was posted on Twitter by Maryfairyboberry on March 22, 2020: "Roses are redContagion is plentyI’m drinking for…
“Roses are red. I wish I was still in bed. I suck at poetry. Coffee”
"Roses are red. I wish I was still in bed. I suck at poetry. Coffee" is a coffee version of the "Roses are red..." poem. "roses are red i wish i was in bed i suck at poetry…
“Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Caffeine”
"Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. COFFEE"…
“Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee”
"Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. COFFEE"…