“Remember back when tap water was the only brand of water?”
In the 1950s and 1960s, about the only "brand" of water was tap water. "Remember when water was the only brand of water?" was posted on X/Twitter by Destry on February 12, 2026.…
“Remember the tea-kettle—though up to its neck in hot water, it still sings”
"Remember the tea-kettle -- though up to its neck in hot water, it still sings" is cited in print from 1920. The saying was a popular one during the hard times ("hot water") of…
“Remember to set your scale back 10 lbs. this week”
"Remember to set your scale back 10 lbs. this week" (or "Don’t forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 am for Thanksgiving") -- a joke about…
“Remember when water was the only brand of water?”
In the 1950s and 1960s, about the only "brand" of water was tap water. "Remember when water was the only brand of water?" was posted on X/Twitter by Destry on February 12, 2026.…
“Remember, any pan can be a non-stick pan if you non-cook in it”
Nothing will stick to a pan if you don't cook anything. A popular joke is that any pan can be a "no stick" or "non-stick" pan if you "no-cook" or…
“Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid”
Lost socks in the dryer and Tupperware lids that don't fit any of your containers are familiar parts of many people's home life. "Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes…
“Remember, unless your turkey is applying for a passport, you don’t need to take a photo of it this Thanksgiving”
Many people serve turkey on Thanksgiving, and they take a photo of it. "Happy Thanksgiving and remember, unless your turkey is applying for a passport, you don’t need to take a photo of…
“Remember, your liver is stronger than your heart. It’s safer to get drunk than to fall in love”
"Remember/Reminder, your liver is stronger than your heart. It's safer to get drunk than to fall in love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying…
“Reminder that they can’t pardon the turkey for state level crimes”
The U.S. president usually pardons two turkeys right before Thanksgiving. A joke about this is that a president cannot pardon a turkey for state-level crimes. "Quick reminder, Trump can’t…
“Reminder, your liver is stronger than your heart. It’s safer to get drunk than to fall in love”
"Remember/Reminder, your liver is stronger than your heart. It's safer to get drunk than to fall in love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying…
“Rendebooze (n): A designated time and place to go and drink with your friends”
"Rendebooze" (rendezvous + booze) is a portmanteau word that has been
“Rest in peace, boiling water. You will be mist”
"RIP boiled/boiling water. You will be mist" is a jocular saying tha has been printed on many images. "Good bye, boiling water. You'll be mist" was cited on Twitter on May…
“Revenge is served cold. Revenge is sweet. Therefore, revenge is ice cream”
"Revenge is a dish best served cold" is an old proverb. "Revenge is sweet" is another old proverb. The two proverbs are sometimes combined to form a joke that has been printed…
“Revenge is sweet and not fattening”
"Revenge is sweet" is a proverb that dates to at least the 16th century. 'Revenge is sweet and not fattening" has been credited to the film director Alfred Hitchcock…
“Rhymes with orange”
"Nothing rhymes with orange" is a longstanding saying in English literature. Dictionary.com pointed out in 2015 that both "Blorenge" (a mountain in Wales) and…
“Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs”
"Ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "Those ribbed condoms are the worst of all flavoured condoms -…
“Ribbon candy is the candy corn of Christmas”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Christmas." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Ribena is a poor man’s Vimto”
The blackcurrent drink Vimto (originally introduced in 1908, although the recipe was changed) has been compared to Ribena (introduced in 1938). Both drinks are popular in the United Kingdom.…
“Rice cakes are edible styrofoam”
Do rice cards taste unpleasant, like eating cardboard or styrofoam? "Yo! Plain rice cakes are edible styrofoam! Yuck!" was posted on Twitter by Ja Rule’s resume on August 10, 2010.…
“Rice cakes have no right calling themselves ‘cake’ at all”
A rice cake doesn't resemble a chocolate cake, and some people believe the "cake" name is not proper. "Rice cakes have no right calling themselves 'cake' at all"…