“Be careful, I drink coffee stronger than your feelings”
"I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" was posted on Twitter by Garrett on…
“Be full of coffee, not hate”
"Why allow yourself to be full of hate, when you can be full of coffee instead?" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Be full of coffee, not hate" has…
“Be grateful that no matter how much chocolate you eat, your earrings will still fit”
"Be grateful that no matter how much chocolate you eat, your earrings will still fit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Thankful 4 so many people in my life.…
“Be kind. Re-wine”
"Be kind. Re-wine" (a jocular variation of "Be kind. Rewind" about tapes) is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "PLEASE BE KIND REWINE !!!!!!!!" was…
“Be nice. Be useful. Bring beer”
"Be nice. Be useful. Bring beer/coffee/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be nice. Be useful. Bring wine" was posted on Twitter by Peter Nguyen on August…
“Be nice. Be useful. Bring coffee”
"Be nice. Be useful. Bring beer/coffee/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be nice. Be useful. Bring wine" was posted on Twitter by Peter Nguyen on August…
“Be nice. Be useful. Bring wine”
"Be nice. Be useful. Bring beer/coffee/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be nice. Be useful. Bring wine" was posted on Twitter by Peter Nguyen on August…
“Be the tequila, not the lime”
"Don’t be a chaser, be the one who gets chased. You are the tequila, not the lime" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You are the tequila, not the lime,"…
“Be with someone who knows your coffee order”
"Be with someone who knows your coffee order" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "be with someone who knows your coffee order" was posted on Twitter by jas…
“Bean soup.”/ “Yes, it’s been soup. But what is it now?” (joke)
An old bean soup joke confuses the words "bean" with "been." A customer asks "What's this?" and the waiter replies, "It's bean soup, sir." The…
“Bears invented honey glazed salmon”
Bears like honey, and they also like salmon. Did a bear invent honey glazed salmon? "Honey glazed salmon is the perfect meal for a bear" was posted on Twitter by tofurky on August 16,…
“Beating someone with a baguette is assault with a breadly weapon”
"Deadly weapon" shouldn't be confused with "breadly weapon," but there are jokes. "assault with a breadly weapon" was posted on Twitter by Stephen Toulouse on…
“Beating up someone with a big pretzel is a salt with a breadly weapon”
"Deadly weapon" shouldn't be confused with "breadly weapon," but there are jokes. "assault with a breadly weapon" was posted on Twitter by Stephen Toulouse on…
“Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes—thin crust, thick crust…” (pizza joke)
"Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes" -- with a photo of one square pizza and one circular pizza -- went viral in November 2013. "Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes! #pizza"…
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder”
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder/beerholder" is a popular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and buttons. "Beer" is a modern…
“Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak” (food pun)
"Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak" (a pun on "mistake") is a popular food joke that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. "As far as…
“Beef jerky is just a meat Twizzler”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Beef jerky is just cow raisins”
"Beef jerky is just cow raisins" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I'm going to start calling beef jerky 'cow raisins'" was posted on Twitter…
“Beef jerky is just edible leather”
Many people have compared beef jerky to leather. "beef jerky is leather soaked in salty beef soup for a hundred years" was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.poems on April 19, 1994.…
“Beef jerky is just meat licorice”
Licorice has been compared to beef jerky. "Liquorice is the new beef jerky" was posted on Twitter by Sherry on December 6, 2009. "Stale licorice is like candy beef jerky, difficult…