“Anything is popsicle when I’m with you”
"With ice cream, anything is popsicle" -- a pun on "anything is possible" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@Alecmonty we so should. Remember…
“Anything with raisins in it would be 10 times better with chocolate chips instead. For example: A box of raisins”
"Let's face it. Anything with raisins in it would be ten times better with chocolate chips instead. For example: A box of raisins" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Apparently ‘cheesecake & tacos’ wasn’t the answer when he asked me about my weaknesses”
Employment interviewers often ask a job applicant what his or her weaknesses are. A jocular line is: "Apparently 'cheesecake & tacos' wasn't the answer the interviewer was…
“Apparently laying in bed and yelling ‘Coffee pot activate’ is not a thing. Why is this not a thing yet?!”
"Apparently, yelling from your bed 'coffee pot activate!' is not a thing. Why is this not a thing?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. This, if possible,…
“Apparently lying in bed yelling ‘coffee pot activate’ is not a thing yet… Why is this not a thing?”
"Apparently, yelling from your bed 'coffee pot activate!' is not a thing. Why is this not a thing?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. This, if possible,…
“Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair”
"Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“Apparently, the best way to enjoy strawberries is to pile cream on top. I disagree — pile cream tastes awful!!”
Strawberries and cream is a classic combination. That's usually not "pile cream" (a hemorrhoid cream), but there are jokes. "Jackie told me the best way to enjoy strawberries,…
“Apparently, yelling from your bed ‘coffee pot activate!’ is not a thing. Why is this not a thing?”
"Apparently, yelling from your bed 'coffee pot activate!' is not a thing. Why is this not a thing?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. This, if possible,…
“Appetizers imply the existence of deappetizers”
Appetizers are served before a meal. An appetizer stimulates the appetite, but many people believe it should be called "deappetizer" because people get filled up on them. "Appetizers…
“Appetizers should really be called deappetizers because they make you less hungry”
Appetizers are served before a meal. An appetizer stimulates the appetite, but many people believe it should be called "deappetizer" because people get filled up on them. "Appetizers…
“Apple cider is winter lemonade”
Apple cider is usually a winter drink. Lemonade is usually a summer drink. "Lemonade. Apple cider is for fall" was posted on Twitter by The Turquoise Temptress on September 6, 2021.…
“Apple is the default fruit”
An apple has been called the "default fruit." In many cultures and languages, when people think of a fruit, it is represented as an apple. "Also, apple seems to be the 'default…
“Apple orchards, autumn skies, hot chocolate, and pumpkin pies”
"Autumn skies and pumpkin pies" is a fall saying that has been printed on many images. "Better fall fair theme: autumn skies and pumpkin pies OR country roots and rubber boots? The…
“Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes”
A jocular definition of an apple is: "APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes." The jocular definition was posted to the newsgroup bit.listserv.down-syn…
“Apples are tastier when you cut them into slices”
Many people think apples taste best when they're cut into slices. "Apples taste so much better when you cut them into slices" was posted on Twitter on November 4, 2011. "Apples…
“Applesauce is not a sauce. It’s a purée”
Many people believe that applesauce should not be called a sauce, but a purée. The Wikipedia entry for "purée" states: "Purées of specific foods are often known by specific names,…
“Applesauce is the apple version of mashed potatoes”
Applesauce is often compared to mashed potatoes. "@RandyxNikes but applesauce is equivalent to mashed potatoes, its the same concept" was posted on Twitter on September 23, 2010.…
“Aprons are just adult bibs”
An apron has sometimes been compared with a bib. "The good thing about wearing an apron...is that its like and adult bib:) and i need that!" was posted on Twitter on December 21, 2011.…
“Arán is Irish for bread. It’s gaelic bread”
"Garlic" should not be confused with "Gaelic," but there are jokes. "How do you survive an Irish vampire? Repel him with Gaelic" was posted on Twitter by Kev Murphy on…
“Are donuts made out of hole wheat?”
"Whole wheat" should not be confused with "hole wheat," but there have been jokes. "Are nutri-donuts called Hole Wheat Bread?" was posted on Twitter on May 26, 2011.…