“Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean—against bars”
“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....against bars, tables, chairs, and poles” is an old vaudeville joke, cited in print since at least 1895. The joke is of unknown…
“Beer drinking doesn’t do half the harm of lovemaking”
Eden Philpotts (1862-1960) wrote in his play The Farmer's Wife (first performed in 1916): "Beer-drinking don't do half the harm of love-making. For why? Drink's a matter between…
“Beer is best drunk in the shadow of the brewery”
"Beer is best drunk in the shadow of the brewery" is a beer saying that means that beer is best when it's fresh (close to or "in the shadow of" the brewery). It's not…
“Beer is just dream-flavored water”
"Beer/Tequila is just dream-flavored water" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I love me some 'Dream-flavored water'!" -- tequila -- was posted on…
“Beer is karaoke fuel”
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…
“Beer is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist”
The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. "Beer is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Little…
“Beer is liquid bread”
Entry in progress -- BP reddit --ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/The_Ace_of_Hearth June 13, 2021Cheese is solid milk and beer is liquid bread.COMMENTSKarpukolyBeer is liquid carbohydrates
“Beer is now cheaper than gas—drink, don’t drive”
"Beer is now cheaper than gas -- drink, don't drive" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers. According to a 2008…
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" is misattributed to Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790). Franklin did write this, in a 1779 letter to André Morellet: "Behold…
“Beer is the only drink that’s acceptable to be served in a glass that’s overflowing and dripping”
When beer is poured, the head of foam often rises above the glass. Many people consider this acceptable, even desirable. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 24, 2023: "Beer is…
“Beer is yeast urine”
Yeast is the waste of the fermentation process. "And just look at how many folk love to drink yeast urine" was posted on alt.sex on June 21, 1994. "Yeast urine? after all,…
“Beer makes me happy. You, not so much”
"Beer makes me happy. You, not so much" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on a T-shirt) was posted on Facebook by Blog About Beer on November 24,…
“Beer, bacon, guns & freedom”
"Beer, bacon, guns & freedom" is an American saying that has been printed on many images. "Hope everyone remembers what today's about.. Bacon, guns, beer, and freedom!…
“Beer, lime & sunshine”
"Beer, lime & sunshine" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Rum, Ginger beer, lime and sunshine, why the heck not?" was posted on Twitter on May 6,…
“Beer, whiskey & weed are all made from plants… I think I might be a vegetarian!”
"Tobacco, weed, beer and whiskey are all made from plants... I think I might be a vegetarian!!" (also "Beer, whiskey & weed are all made from plants... I think I might be a…
“Beer: Helping ugly people get laid since 1862”
"Beer: Helping ugly people get laid since 1862" (or "helping ugly people have sex since 1862" or "getting ugly people laid since 1862," or whatever date) is a popular…
“Beer: Helping white people dance since 1837”
"Beer: Helping white people dance since 1837" -- other dates have been given, such as 1842 -- has been printed on many images. "Beer - helping white people dance since 1837" was…
“Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink”
"Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The beer saying has been on signs since at least 1994. Newspapers.com1 October…
“Beer: The WD40 for conversations”
"Alcohol: The WD40 for conversations" (or "Beer: The WD40 for conversations" has been printed on many images. WD-40 is a lubricant. "Beer: The WD40 for conversations"…
“Beer…because you can’t drink bacon”
"Beer...because you can't drink bacon" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Beer was invented because you can't drink bacon" was posted on…