“At this point, I don’t know if coffee is a hobby or survival instinct”
"At this point, I don't know if coffee is a hobby or survival instinct" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "At this point, I don't know if coffee is a…
“Ate a box of Thin Mints. Didn’t get thinner. I don’t think they work”
"Ate a box of Thin Mints. Didn't get thinner. I don't think they work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The popular "Thin Mints" Girl Scout…
“Ate my last piece of cheese yesterday. Today it’s raining. Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone”
"Ain't No Sunshine" (1971) is a song by Bill Withers (1938-2020). The lyric "Ain't no sunshine when she's gone" is joked as ""Ain't no sunshine…
“Autocorrect is why I have crust issues”
"Why I have trust issues" shouldn't be confused with "why I have crust issues," but there are food jokes. "My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is…
“Autumn skies and pumpkin pies”
"Autumn skies and pumpkin pies" is a fall saying that has been printed on many images. "Better fall fair theme: autumn skies and pumpkin pies OR country roots and rubber boots? The…
“Average gumbo is only medi-okra”
Okra is often used in a "mediocre" pun as "medi-okra" or "mediokra." "Worst pun of the year (...) 'Mediokra'" was printed in 1943 newspapers. Gumbo…
“Avocado salsa is just guacamole”
Guacamole contains avocados; avocado salsa contains avocados. Guacamole is not the same as avocado salsa -- salsa is usually hotter -- but many people believe that they are the same. "Or make…
“Avocado Toast + Mole Sauce = Avogadro Toast”
"Avocado toast" shouldn't be called "Avogadro toast," but there are jokes. "Avogadro's toast" was posted on Twitter by Andrew Kim on September 13, 2016.…
“Avocados are fruits. Guacamole is avocado jam”
Guacamole is made with avocados. Some people have pointed out that an avocado is a fruit, so this means that guacamole is a jam. Jams are made with added sugar, however, and no one seriously…
“Avoid any food that has a TV commercial”
"The key to healthy eating? Avoid any food that has a TV commercial" is a saying that has been printed on posters. The saying has been cited on Twitter since November 14, 2012.…
“Avoid fruits and nuts—you are what you eat”
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
“Awesome has a flavor and its name is coffee”
"Awesome has a flavor and it's name is coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Awesome has a flavor and its name is coffee. #coffee…
“Awesome sauce is probably the condiment that goes on cool beans”
"Awesome sauce" and "cool beans" are two slang terms that are sometimes paired together. "'intern hannah' apparently had cool beans and awesome sauce for lunch!…
“B.C. stands for ‘Before Coffee’”
"B.C. stands for 'Before Coffee'" is a jocular saying that coffee lovers have even printed on a poster. "Although historians deny it, the acronym B.C. stands for…
“Babe what’s wrong, you don’t like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?”
In the fall of the election year of 2024, many events happened at the same time. This was posted on X/Twitter by Amanda Fortini on October 1, 2024, and received over 75,000 likes: "Babe…
“Baby carrots imply the existence of adult carrots”
Baby carrots have nothing to do with babies, but there are jokes. "baby carrots imply the existence of daddy carrots" was posted on Twitter by ratt lady on August 2, 2019. "The…
“Baby carrots imply the existence of daddy carrots”
Baby carrots have nothing to do with babies, but there are jokes. "baby carrots imply the existence of daddy carrots" was posted on Twitter by ratt lady on August 2, 2019. "The…
“Baby carrots imply the existence of parent carrots”
Baby carrots have nothing to do with babies, but there are jokes. "baby carrots imply the existence of daddy carrots" was posted on Twitter by ratt lady on August 2, 2019. "The…
“Back in the mix like Chex”
"In the mix" means to be in to what's happening. It was defined by the Urban Dictionary in 2009 as "It simply means 'included'" and "In reference to…
“Bacon alone can’t solve all our problems. That’s what bourbon is for!”
"Bacon alone can't solve all our problems. That's what bourbon is for!" was posted on Twitter by bcooperNKY on September 19, 2022. "BACON ALONE CAN"T SOLVE ALL OUR…