“Beef jerky is just a meat Twizzler”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). “Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it’s delicious and disgusting at the same time.~Chlorthos Dragon” was posted on the newsgroup rec.games.computer.ultima.dragons on October 13, 2000.
“Twizzlers are the beef jerky of candy” was posted on Twitter by Jacob Reed on September 12, 2011. “today’s bold observation: twizzlers are the beef jerky of candy” was posted on Twitter by bill harrison on October 26, 2011. “Free ad campaign: Twizzlers- the beef jerky of candy” was posted on Twitter by Cortney on September 10, 2012. “Twizzlers are the beef jerky of candy” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on July 15, 2021.
“a twizzler is the beef jerky of candy” was posted on Twitter by My Daily Thought™ on May 14, 2013. “‘@ReallyHighGuyy: a twizzler is the beef jerky of candy’ lol” was posted on Twitter by Bev a minute later on May 14, 2013.
“Twizzlers are the sugar equivalent of beef jerky” was posted on Twitter by 𝕰𝖑𝖛𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖊𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖑𝖊𝖞 on November 3, 2009. “Twizzlers are just sugar jerky” was posted on Twitter by Justin Gehtland on February 15, 2013. “Stale twizzlers are like sugar jerky” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on April 21, 2015. “Twizzlers are just sugar jerky. Which is fine! I like sugar and jerky” was posted on Twitter by Chris Gruber on July 15, 2017. “@TWIZZLERS are basically just sugar jerky” was posted on Twitter by Deth_Kult on May 14, 2020.
“‘Twizzlers are like candy jerky.’ #textsmessagesMarielreceives” was posted on Twitter by Mariel Butler on February 6, 2012. “Twizzlers are like candy beef jerky” was posted on Twitter by MaryKatherin on November 5, 2013. “Twizzlers are just the candy version of a Slim Jim” was posted on Twitter by Noah Katz on September 19, 2014. “‘Twizzlers are like candy beef jerky’ - @EMoneyWallace” was posted on Twitter by Eric Jastrzebski on November 8, 2014. “Twizzlers are basically candy beef jerky” was posted on Twitter by DJ George Costanza on September 22, 2015. “Twizzlers are just candy beef jerky” was posted on Twitter by Rambo on July 20, 2018. “twizzlers are just candy jerky” was posted on Twitter by “out of context carly” on September 12, 2018. “Twizzlers are candy slim jims” was posted on Twitter by Jacob (cool one) on August 27, 2019. “Twizzlers are just candy slim jims” was posted on Twitter by Joseph DellaVecchio (5’11”) on June 20, 2020.
“Twizzlers are just gay Slim Jims” was posted on Twitter by sopa de sushi on January 30, 2011. “Twizzlers are gay jerky” was posted on Twitter by Jau on August 8, 2012. “Twizzlers are just gay beef jerky” was posted on Twitter by Dan Duvall on June 18, 2014. “Twizzlers are just gay beef jerky” was posted on Twitter by Dan Duvall on November 23, 2019.
“A friend just called Twizzlers ‘beef jerky for vegans’” was posted on Twitter by GOP is a Ghoul Cult on May 12, 2009. “Twizzlers are vegetarian Slim Jims” was posted on Twitter by Daniel Mealo on October 29, 2017. “twizzlers: vegetarian jerky” was posted on Twitter by intrusive thot on May 16, 2018. “@TWIZZLERS are just vegetarian @SlimJims. #Facts” was posted on Twitter by John Romanos on May 21, 2019. “twizzlers are vegan slim jim’s” was posted on Twitter by 𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 ¹¹₁₁ on October 1, 2019. “Twizzlers are vegan beef jerky” was posted on Twitter by Mouse on May 24, 2020. “Twizzlers are just vegan slim jims” was posted on Twitter by crypt keeper on June 9, 2021. “twizzlers are beef jerky for vegans” was posted on Twitter by morga on December 20, 2020.
“I’m pretty sure Slim Jim is just a meat Twizzler” was posted on Twitter by Bohous on July 14, 2011. “Slim Jims are like meat Twizzlers” was posted on Twitter by Mogra on June 2, 2013. “Slim Jims are like ‘meat’ twizzlers” was posted on Twitter by Katelyn on December 23, 2013. “Slim Jims are meat twizzlers” was posted on Twitter by Sec Urityguard on October 22, 2014. “a slim jim is just a meaty twizzler” was posted on Twitter by phoebe on April 28, 2017. “Slim Jims are just meat Twizzlers” was posted on Twitter by Wall If…? on November 11, 2017. “slim jims are just meat twizzlers change my mind” was posted on Twitter by [Rabbit][Moon viewing ceremony] on January 18, 2019.
“Beef jerky is like a meat twizzler- Confuscious” was posted on Twitter by Turkey Phone on September 24, 2009. “Beef jerky: it’s like a meat #Twizzler” was posted on Twitter by (((Jacob Stutzman))) on July 27, 2012. “Beef jerky is like a meat twizzler, minus the hole” was posted on Twitter by Sam on April 12, 2014. “beef jerkey is like a meat twizzler” was posted on Twitter by chip on October 4, 2015. “Beef Jerky is meat twizzlers’ was posted on Twitter by Teffty on May 19, 2018. “beef jerky is just meat twizzlers” was posted on Twitter by Teddy Wansink on August 22, 2018. “beef jerky is just a meat twizzler” was posted on Twitter by it’s genna on March 27, 2019. “jerky is just meat twizzlers thank you for coming to my ted talk” was posted on Twitter by pepijn on February 21, 2020. “Beef jerky is basically just meat flavored twizzlers” was posted on Twitter by luke on April 14, 2020. “so beef jerky is just meat twizzlers??” was posted on Twitter by frosty bitch on December 22, 2020.
“Dina: ‘What’s jerky?’ Me: ‘It’s like beef Twizzlers.’ Dina: (nodding) ‘Ahhh…’ #bestmomever” was posted on Twitter by Rachel Klein on July 5, 2010. “OH: ‘What is a Slim Jim exactly?’ ‘Think of it as a beef Twizzler’” was posted on Twitter by mary e. gilmore on April 2, 2013. “Slim Jims are essentially just beef twizzlers” was posted on Twitter by faye fadem (TRUST FUND OZU) on July 15, 2013. “‘Slim Jims are pretty much just beef Twizzlers’ is just ONE of the many epiphanies I’ve had on this trip” was posted on Twitter by Metal Machine Music (Taylor’s Version on July 2, 2014. “Slim jims are just beef twizzlers fam” was posted on Twitter by neanderthalson on May 25, 2017. “Slim Jims are just Beef Twizzlers” was posted on Twitter by Ty Anderson on November 19, 2018.
“Licorice is the beef jerky of candy” is a similar saying.
Wikipedia: Twizzlers
Twizzlers is the product of Y&S Candies, Inc., of Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Twizzlers were first produced in 1929 by Young and Smylie as the company was then called. The company itself was founded in 1845, making it one of the oldest confectionery firms in the United States. Twizzlers ingredients consist of corn syrup, wheat flour, sugar, cornstarch, and in smaller amounts palm oil, salt, artificial flavor, glycerin, citric acid, potassium sorbate, Red 40, and soy lecithin. Because Twizzlers ingredients do not include extracts of the licorice plant (except for black licorice flavor Twizzlers), they are referred to as licorice-type candy. 70% of the annual production of Twizzlers are strawberry, which is the most popular Twizzlers flavor.
Wikipedia: Slim Jim (snack food)
Slim Jim is an American snack brand sold globally and manufactured by Conagra Brands.
Wikipedia: Jerky
Jerky is lean trimmed meat that has been cut into strips and dried (dehydrated) to prevent spoilage. Normally, this drying includes the addition of salt to prevent bacteria growth before the meat has finished the dehydrating process. The word “jerky” derives from the Quechua word ch’arki which means “dried, salted meat”.
Google Groups: rec.games.computer.ultima.dragons
Twizzlers
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Oct 13, 2000, 1:48:09 AM
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On the contrary, Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it’s delicious and disgusting at the same time.
~Chlorthos Dragon
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GOP is a Ghoul Cult
@chelicerata
A friend just called Twizzlers “beef jerky for vegans” ^_^
1:22 PM · May 12, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Turkey Phone@gunstargreen83·Sep 24, 2009
Replying to @ladambell
@ladambell Beef jerky is like a meat twizzler- Confuscious
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𝕰𝖑𝖛𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖊𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖑𝖊𝖞
@ElvisDepressley
Twizzlers are the sugar equivalent of beef jerky.
11:21 AM · Nov 3, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Rachel Klein
@racheleklein
Dina: “What’s jerky?” Me: “It’s like beef Twizzlers.” Dina: (nodding) “Ahhh…” #bestmomever
6:19 PM · Jul 5, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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sopa de sushi
@Playstation_2
Twizzlers are just gay Slim Jims.
1:11 AM · Jan 30, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
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Bohous
@Bohous
I’m pretty sure Slim Jim is just a meat Twizzler
10:05 AM · Jul 14, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Daddy Mojo
@Daddymojo
The difference between a Twizzler and a Slim Jim is tasty meat or tasty candy.
7:57 PM · Sep 1, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Jacob Reed
@YoungMasterReed
Twizzlers are the beef jerky of candy
11:55 AM · Sep 12, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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bill harrison
@billharrison4
today’s bold observation: twizzlers are the beef jerky of candy.
10:54 AM · Oct 26, 2011·TweetDeck
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Mariel Butler ❁
@marielephants
“Twizzlers are like candy jerky.” #textsmessagesMarielreceives
10:25 PM · Feb 6, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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(((Jacob Stutzman)))
@jhstutzman
Beef jerky: it’s like a meat #Twizzler. #roadtrip #fb
4:05 PM · Jul 27, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Jay
@JayChayPay
Twizzlers are gay jerky
11:40 AM · Aug 8, 2012·Twitter for Android
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Cortney
@uless
Free ad campaign: Twizzlers- the beef jerky of candy.
1:56 PM · Sep 10, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Justin Gehtland
@jgehtland
Twizzlers are just sugar jerky.
1:28 PM · Feb 15, 2013·Twitter for Mac
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mary e. gilmore
@maryegilmore
OH: “What is a Slim Jim exactly?” “Think of it as a beef Twizzler.”
1:02 PM · Apr 2, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Andrew Konno
@andrew_konno
Twizzlers are the beef jerky of candy
3:29 AM · Apr 16, 2013·Twitter SMS
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My Daily Thought™
@WeDailyThought
a twizzler is the beef jerky of candy
6:45 PM · May 14, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Bev
@noah_beveridge
”@ReallyHighGuyy: a twizzler is the beef jerky of candy” lol
6:46 PM · May 14, 2013·Twitter for Android
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Mogra
@morgueshmorgue
Slim Jims are like meat Twizzlers
6:10 PM · Jun 2, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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faye fadem (TRUST FUND OZU)
@TrustFundOzu
Slim Jims are essentially just beef twizzlers
1:08 PM · Jul 15, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Timothy Jennings
@TimmyJ24
Twizzlers are the fruit version of beef jerky
9:34 PM · Sep 20, 2013·Twitter for Android
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John Spiers
@SpiersJohn
Twizzlers are the beef jerky of candy.
3:57 AM · Nov 4, 2013·twicca
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MaryKatherine
@MaryKateHalpin
Twizzlers are like candy beef jerky
10:44 AM · Nov 5, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Katelyn
@k_bOmb_
Slim Jims are like “meat” twizzlers
9:45 PM · Dec 23, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Sam
@wxmansam
Beef jerky is like a meat twizzler, minus the hole.
10:00 AM · Apr 12, 2014 from Anchorage, AK·Twitter for iPhone
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Dan Duvall
@lazerdoov
Twizzlers are just gay beef jerky
1:51 AM · Jun 18, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Metal Machine Music (Taylor’s Version)
@dimattiafilms
“Slim Jims are pretty much just beef Twizzlers” is just ONE of the many epiphanies I’ve had on this trip. #PSLonTour
@liz_izz_da_shiz
9:03 PM · Jul 2, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Noah Katz
@katz_noah
*Hits Blunt*
“Twizzlers are just the candy version of a Slim Jim”
1:49 AM · Sep 19, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Mtn Dew Bauhaus Blast
@verticaltrout
Slim Jims are to sausage what Twizzlers are to other gummy candy
6:01 PM · Oct 11, 2014·Twitter SMS
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Sec Urityguard
@yougethomesafen
@TheFinsiders Slim Jims are meat twizzlers. #KanyeWest #arepa #damonhuard
3:33 PM · Oct 22, 2014·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/TentacleMage November 3, 2014
Twizzlers are the jerky of candy.
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Eric Jastrzebski
@EMoneyWallace
“Twizzlers are like candy beef jerky” - @EMoneyWallace
4:14 AM · Nov 8, 2014·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Lordbabineau April 21, 2015
Stale twizzlers are like sugar jerky
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DJ George Costanza
@George_Costanza
Twizzlers are basically candy beef jerky
2:25 PM · Sep 22, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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chip
@seanpaulsfriend
beef jerkey is like a meat twizzler
3:44 AM · Oct 4, 2015 from Ridge, NY·Twitter for iPhone
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Joey Rhode
@RufioJones
Jerky is weird. It’s like Beef Twizzlers… or Red (Meat) Vines!
11:27 AM · Dec 30, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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emilia
@helloemilyeliza
twizzlers are just candy flavored jerky
5:35 PM · Jul 23, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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jOjO
@Jojogartman
Twizzlers are the beef jerky of candy
7:42 PM · Nov 12, 2016·Twitter for Android
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phoebe
@ph0ebss
a slim jim is just a meaty twizzler
12:19 PM · Apr 28, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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neanderthalson
@lawsonisnoswal
Slim jims are just beef twizzlers fam
3:44 PM · May 25, 2017 from Michigan, USA·Twitter for iPhone
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Chris Gruber
@grubi
Twizzlers are just sugar jerky.
Which is fine! I like sugar and jerky!
4:10 PM · Jul 15, 2017·Tweetbot for iΟS
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Cam Get’m
@CamGetm
Twizzlers are the Slim Jims of the fruit snack world.
7:10 AM · Aug 20, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Daniel Mealo
@dmealo
Twizzlers are vegetarian Slim Jims
7:46 AM · Oct 29, 2017·Tweetbot for iΟS
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Wall If…?
@therealbigWALL
Slim Jims are just meat Twizzlers
10:53 PM · Nov 11, 2017·Twitter for Android
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cait
@cameracait
SLIM JIM
IT’S LIKE A MEAT TWIZZLER
11:01 PM · Dec 9, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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person
@germanater123
Slim jims are meaty twizzlers #twizzler #slimjim
3:46 PM · Jan 11, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Newsroom Teddy
@NewsroomTeddy
Slim Jim is a meat Twizzler. #foodforthought #bodybyslimjim
10:12 AM · Apr 13, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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a beautiful little fool
@killerlamb
Twizzlers are the slim jims of candy
1:41 PM · May 6, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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intrusive thot
@clownhearse
twizzlers: vegetarian jerky
7:44 PM · May 16, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Teffty
@Teffty313
Beef Jerky is meat twizzlers
10:12 PM · May 19, 2018·Twitter for Android
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hannah kuechler
@hanner__k
“a slim jim is just like…..a meat twizzler” -ashton gasser
2:17 AM · Jun 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Rambo
@DPSRambo
Twizzlers are just candy beef jerky.
1:38 AM · Jul 20, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Teddy Wansink
@tedgarallenpoe
beef jerky is just meat twizzlers
5:31 PM · Aug 22, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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out of context carly
@waddupitscarI
“twizzlers are just candy jerky”
10:29 PM · Sep 12, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Ty Anderson
@_TyAnderson
Slim Jims are just Beef Twizzlers
12:53 PM · Nov 19, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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the mayor of mosh
@mayorofmosh
Slim Jim is just meat Twizzler
6:21 PM · Dec 4, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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[Rabbit][Moon viewing ceremony]
@bajablastbunny
slim jims are just meat twizzlers change my mind
9:43 PM · Jan 18, 2019·Twitter for Android
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allyson
@allysonmedlin
Slim jims are just meat twizzlers
9:53 PM · Mar 20, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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it’s genna
@gennawithaggg
beef jerky is just a meat twizzler
2:12 PM · Mar 27, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Owen
@Sweaty_Bonez
Twizzlers are candy slim Jim’s
1:39 AM · Mar 28, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Reindhardt April 8, 2019
Twizzlers are the Slim Jims of candy
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Matt’s looking at tweets
@library_moth
twizzlers are just dessert slim jims
5:27 PM · May 3, 2019·Twitter Web App
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John Romanos
@RomanosBooks
@TWIZZLERS are just vegetarian @SlimJims. #Facts
5:26 PM · May 21, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/SyroTheGyro July 19, 2019
Red vines and twizzlers are candy slim Jim’s
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will
@will_sattelberg
beef jerky is just rotten twizzlers send tweet
11:16 PM · Jul 31, 2019·Twitter for Android
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Parker Morris
@parkr_morris
hey guys a slim jim is just a meat twizzler how do I unthink this
11:52 AM · Aug 9, 2019·Twitter for Android
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violet
@ordained_th0t
slim jims are redneck twizzlers
5:44 PM · Aug 13, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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marliya
@umbraluvr
slim jims are just meat twizzlers
5:01 PM · Aug 14, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Jacob (cool one)
@Jacob_Snyds
Twizzlers are candy slim jims
10:21 PM · Aug 27, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 ¹¹₁₁
@sadscarlettsad
twizzlers are vegan slim jim’s
2:40 AM · Oct 1, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Dan Duvall
@lazerdoov
Twizzlers are just gay beef jerky
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Jon Becker
@jonbecker_
· Nov 19, 2019
Please quote tweet this with your most controversial food opinion, I love controversial food opinions
1:38 PM · Nov 23, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Julia
@incrediblejug
twizzlers are just fruity slim jims
10:59 PM · Dec 8, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Enrique Cancel
@Edgetroll
Twizzlers are just candy jerky.
3:42 PM · Jan 15, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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pepijn !
@tempestteacups
jerky is just meat twizzlers thank you for coming to my ted talk
5:05 PM · Feb 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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luke
@the_real_caruso
Beef jerky is basically just meat flavored twizzlers
7:55 PM · Apr 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Connor Ellis
@Connor_Ellis_1
Replying to @lilymcmanhands
So I’m assuming you’re of the school of thought that twizzlers are desert slim Jims then?
4:46 PM · May 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Deth_Kult
@FrenchieBxD
@TWIZZLERS are basically just sugar jerky
9:30 PM · May 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Mouse
@cactus_sweater
Twizzlers are vegan beef jerky
10:33 PM · May 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Joseph DellaVecchio (5’11”)
@jdellavecchio24
Twizzlers are just candy slim jims
12:17 PM · Jun 20, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/JohnCastleWriter June 27, 2020
Slim Jims are to meat what Twizzlers are to fruit.
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Carl_cool_pantz
@pants_carl
Jerky is just beef twizzlers
1:04 AM · Jul 10, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Your Best American Girl
@ghostgirlplanet
slim jims are just meat twizzlers
10:50 PM · Jul 15, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Sister Miriam Godwinson Ⓥ
@Blacka14
Slim Jims are turgid meat Twizzlers
9:05 PM · Aug 1, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Waverly
@hotelbones
Slim Jims are just meat Twizzlers
9:00 AM · Aug 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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𝕌ℝ𝔹𝔸ℕ𝕎𝔸𝕃ℝ𝕌𝕊
@Urban_Walrus
A Slim Jim is just a beef Twizzler.
Discuss.
4:49 PM · Nov 8, 2020·Twitter for iPad
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Nathaniel
@Ozzyowo
slimjims are just meat twizzlers
8:54 PM · Nov 19, 2020·Twitter Web App
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David Wahl
@zoomar
Twizzlers are just sugar jerky.
9:50 PM · Dec 10, 2020·TweetDeck
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morga
@morga_ks
twizzlers are beef jerky for vegans
11:37 PM · Dec 20, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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frosty bitch
@sarina66683957
so beef jerky is just meat twizzlers??
9:00 PM · Dec 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Pete
@GorillaGuyPete
Slim Jims are just savory twizzlers
12:42 PM · Mar 3, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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PicklerocketTelevisionGender:Thin Man
@Picklerocketart
I’m gonna say it. Slim Jims are just meat-Twizzlers.
2:02 PM · Apr 9, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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kt
@ktcandler
Replying to @suedecommie
“slim jim is a meat twizzler” - @KaxSanderson
5:57 PM · May 14, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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crypt keeper
@OuijaBakeOven
Twizzlers are just vegan slim jims
2:13 AM · Jun 9, 2021·Twitter for Android
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UͶprofessional Development Podcast
@unprocast
My daughter: A slim Jim is a twizzler made of meat
2:55 PM · Jul 2, 2021·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/DefinitelyNotMrSteve July 15, 2021
Twizzlers are the beef jerky of candy
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Jared C.
@Styrm_WB
Slim jims are meat twizzlers
11:11 PM · Jul 15, 2021·Twitter for Android