""I don't really have a plan, most days. Just caffeine and weirdness, my friend. Caffeine and weirdness" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
Shrove Tuesday is often celebrated by eating pancakes, and it's called Pancake Day in the United Kingdom. There was no Saint Pancake, but there are jokes. "Happy St. Pancake's…
Andy Rooney (1919-2011) was a humorist who had a syndicated newspaper column and who made video essays for the popular 60 Minutes television program. Rooney wrote in a May 1981 newspaper column:…
What happens to turkeys that the president of the United States pardons for Thanksgiving? "I fear the turkey pardoning sets a bad precedent. What's the turkey recidivism rate since the…
"Fusilli" pasta sounds like "few silly." "Most Pasta shapes are sensible, but there are a fusilli" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on November 10, 2003.…
"Most problems can be solved with whiskey or nudity. Or BOTH" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Most problems can be solved with #whiskey or #nudity. or BOTH"…
American comedian Rita Rudner said of Thanksgiving: "Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before." It's not known when Rudner first said…
"i dont know about you but i am tripping balls over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature!" was posted on Twitter by Ray Edwards on March 30, 2011. "Oranges are pre-sliced…
"Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee, sustained by wine" isa popular Mother's Day saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February…
"Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Mothers are wonderful people…
Mountain Dew (or Mtn Dew) is a soft drink that was invented in the 1940s and named after the slang for "moonshine." Many people believe that it's a beautiful name for a drink,…
Mountain Dew (or Mtn Dew) is a soft drink that was invented in the 1940s and named after the slang for "moonshine." Many people believe that it's a beautiful name for a drink,…
Mountain Dew (or Mtn Dew) is a soft drink that was invented in the 1940s and named after the slang for "moonshine." Many people believe that it's a beautiful name for a drink,…
Some sodas (mostly Mountain Dew) have been compared to cigarettes. That is, the sodas feel like they contain addicting chemicals. "root beer is the menthol cigarettes of soda" was posted…
Some sodas (mostly Mountain Dew) have been compared to cigarettes. That is, the sodas feel like they contain addicting chemicals. "root beer is the menthol cigarettes of soda" was posted…
"Move over, coffee. This/Today is a job for alcohol/champagne/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Move over coffee, this is a job for alcohol" was posted on…
Do sticks always imply the existence of trees? "The existence of bread sticks implies the existence of bread trees" was posted on Twitter by GlitchCat7 on August 24, 2018. "the…
The soft drink Mr. Pibb (originally introduced in the 1970s, and now called Pibb Xtra) has been compared to Dr Pepper (introduced in the 1880s). "Mr Pibb. pah. The poor man's Dr…
The soft drink Mr. Pibb (originally introduced in the 1970s, and now called Pibb Xtra) has been compared to Dr Pepper (introduced in the 1880s). "Mr Pibb. pah. The poor man's Dr…
Cupcakes are often compared to muffins, and frosting is a key difference. "Muffins are (just) bald cupcakes" (or "A muffin is a bald cupcake") is a saying that has been printed…