“Sharp cheddar is the dark chocolate of cheese”
Sharp cheddar has a deeper, more intense flavor, and it has been compared to dark chocolate. "Sharp Cheddar is the Dark Chocolate of cheese" was posted on Twitter by Oxblood Abernathy on…
“Shaved ice implies the existence of hairy ice”
"Shaved ice" is a dessert of ice shavings or finely crushed ice, usually sweetened with syrups. There is no "hairy ice" (unshaved ice), but there are jokes. "Shaved ice…
“She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster”
French toast has nothing to do with French kissing, but New York-based stand-up comedian Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004) said on The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson in 1980: "She was a wild…
“She passed on the scalloped potatoes because, ‘I don’t really like seafood’”
There are no scallops in scalloped potatoes -- but there are jokes about this. "There's a disappointing lack of seafood in scalloped potatoes" was posted on Twitter by Eat 24 on…
“She said ‘choke me daddy’ so I gave her two Popeyes biscuits without a drink”
"She said 'choke me daddy' so I gave her two Popeyes biscuits without a drink" is a joke that has been printed on many images. Popeyes is an American multinational chain of…
“She was only a moonshiner’s daughter, but he loved her still”
"She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but he loved her still" is an old pun on the word "still" (that can also mean "distillery"). "She may be only a…
“She’s not that ugly.—Jack Daniels”
"She's not that ugly. -- Jack Daniel's/Daniels" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. Jack Daniel's is a brand of Tennessee whiskey.…
“She’s some kind of ugly that even Jack Daniels can’t fix”
"She's not that ugly. -- Jack Daniel's/Daniels" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. Jack Daniel's is a brand of Tennessee whiskey.…
“Shell out, shell out, or we’ll turn your windows inside out!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Shell out!" is another cry that has been popular in Canada, in use since at least the 1890s. "A large crowd of boys in the…
“Shell out, shell out, the witches are out!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Shell out!" is another cry that has been popular in Canada, in use since at least the 1890s. "A large crowd of boys in the…
“Shell out!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Shell out!" is another cry that has been popular in Canada, in use since at least the 1890s. "A large crowd of boys in the…
“Shit happens. Get the tequila”
"Shit happens. Get the whiskey/ wine/ tequila" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Shit happens" is a common saying that was popularized in the 1980s.…
“Shit happens. Get the whiskey”
"Shit happens. Get the whiskey/ wine/ tequila" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Shit happens" is a common saying that was popularized in the 1980s.…
“Shit happens. Get the wine”
"Shit happens. Get the whiskey/ wine/ tequila" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Shit happens" is a common saying that was popularized in the 1980s.…
“Shortbread—They’re not making it any longer”
"Shortbread -- They're not making it any longer" is a popular joke about shortbread -- a type of biscuit that is still being made. The joke was cited on Twitter on September 6, 2010…
“Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?”/“No, just have turkey.”
A Thanksgiving dinner riddle is: Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? A: No, you should just have the turkey! The riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on…
“Show me Thanksgiving leftovers in the garbage and I’ll show you a man who quit cold turkey”
"Cold turkey" (an abrupt cessation of a substance dependence) has nothing to do with Thanksgiving leftovers, but there are jokes. "Show me a man who throws Thanksgiving leftovers in…
“Shredded cheese is just milk jerky”
"Who do I talk to about renaming cheese to be 'milk jerky'?" was posted on Twitter by Alex Pasco on August 14, 2008. "Cheese is milk jerky" was posted on Twitter by…
“Shredded cheese is perfectly safe for children. After all, it’s g rated”
"G-rated" (a movie rating meaning "All ages admitted. Nothing that would offend parents for viewing by children") shouldn't be confused with "grated," but there…
“Shrimp are the cockroaches of the ocean”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/heyhihello44 July 1, 2020Shrimp are the cockroaches of the ocean, but we be eating it like it’s something special!