“Save the earth—it’s the only planet with chocolate”
"Save the earth -- it's the only planet with chocolate" is a humorous saying that has been printed on bumper stickers and T-shirts. The saying has been cited in print since at least…
“Save water. Drink champagne”
"Save water. Drink champagne" is a jocular champagne saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2008. Google BooksFacebook: on s'y…
“Save your tears for your pasta water”
"Save your tears for your pasta water" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Save your tears" is an old expression, meaning that crying will not improve the…
“Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon”
The Millennium Falcon (a fictional starship in the Star Wars franchise) shouldn't be confused with a "Millennial Falcon," but there are jokes. The jokes are based on the fact that…
“Saw a pack of gummy worms that read ‘No artificial flavor’...”
Gummy worms do not taste like read worms, and there's a humorous comment about that. "Saw a pack of gummy worms that read 'No artificial flavor.' Who buys gummy worms hoping…
“Say ‘Cheese!’”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Jokes on the saying include “I was never a photogenic person, mainly because when everyone said cheese I said ‘where?!‘“, "I wonder how many photographers…
“Saying ‘drugs and alcohol’ is like saying ‘vegetables and potatoes’”
Alcohol is a drug. "The term 'Drugs and alcohol' is like saying 'Food and mashed potatoes'" was posted on the newsgroup alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer on April 20, 2004.…
“Scalloped potatoes don’t contain any seafood. This is clearly false advertising”
There are no scallops in scalloped potatoes -- but there are jokes about this. "There's a disappointing lack of seafood in scalloped potatoes" was posted on Twitter by Eat 24 on…
“Scallops are just savory marshmallows”
Scallops have been described as savory/savoury marshmallows. "scallops are the savory marshmallows of the sea. And yes that means they're delicious" was posted on Twitter by Ted King…
“Scallops are the marshmallows of the sea”
Scallops have been called the "marshmallows of the sea" because of the physical resemblance. "Some gourmets claim that the tiny bay scallops, which resemble miniature marshmallows…
“Scallops are the tater tots of the ocean”
Scallops have been called the "tater tots of the ocean/sea" because of their appearance. "Scallops. Tater-tots of the sea" was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.makers.guitar on…
“Scallops are the tater tots of the sea”
Scallops have been called the "tater tots of the ocean/sea" because of their appearance. "Scallops. Tater-tots of the sea" was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.makers.guitar on…
“Science may never come up with a better office communications system than the coffee break”
"Science may never come up with a better office communications system than the coffee break" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Syndicated entertainment columnist Earl…
“Scotch is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again”
"Scotch/Whiskey/Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown,…
“Scotch tape doesn’t even taste like scotch”
There is no Scotch whisky in scotch tape, but there are jokes. "Scotch tape doesn't taste like scotch. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT" was posted on Twitter by Joey Headset on February 2,…
“Scotch tape implies the existence of Bourbon tape”
There is no Scotch (whiskey) in Scotch tape, but there are jokes. "Well, scotch tape does tend to holdbetter than vodka tape" was posted on Twitter by Rhodie the Starhound on November 10,…
“Scotch tape implies the existence of vodka tape”
There is no Scotch (whiskey) in Scotch tape, but there are jokes. "Well, scotch tape does tend to holdbetter than vodka tape" was posted on Twitter by Rhodie the Starhound on November 10,…
“Scrambled eggs should be spelled dcrbmlaes gegs”
"Scrambled eggs should be spelled dcrbmlaes gegs" -- that is, scrambled -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Lindsay on…
“Seasoned fries are what rookie fries eventually become”
"Seasoned" fries get that name from seasonings, not from experience. "$3.95 is fine for fresh-faced rookie fries, but these have seen the ups and downs of the industry. They're…
“Seasoned salt is salt with some experience”
"Seasoned salt" is a blend of salt, herbs and spices. "Seasoned salt is salt with some experience" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Dan Regan on April 9, 2014.…