“Microwaves be like: Here’s your hot plate of cold spaghetti”
A plate in a microwave oven might be hot, but the food might still be cold. "Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? http://dearblankpleaseblank.com for more" was…
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle”
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle" -- that is, you're fat -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Here are some definitions…
“Middle Age: When your age starts to show around the middle”
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle" -- that is, you're fat -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Here are some definitions…
“Might quit my job to focus on cooking dinner every day for the rest of my life”
Dinner takes a lot of effort to prepare, and having a job can conflict with this. "Might quit my job to focus on cooking dinner every day for the rest of my life" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Mike’s Hard Lemonade is just Capri Sun for adults”
Mike's Hard Lemonade has been described as adult Kool-Aid or adult Capri Sun. "I've said it once and I'll say it til death - Mike's Hard Lemonade is like the adult version…
“Mike’s Hard Lemonade is just Kool-Aid for adults”
Mike's Hard Lemonade has been described as adult Kool-Aid or adult Capri Sun. "I've said it once and I'll say it til death - Mike's Hard Lemonade is like the adult version…
“Mild salsa is like decaf coffee or nonalcoholic beer”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa is like decaf coffee. Pointless”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa is like non-alcoholic beer. Pointless”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa tastes like cold tomato soup”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa tastes like ketchup”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa tastes like marinara sauce”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa tastes like spaghetti sauce”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa tastes like tomato paste”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa tastes like tomato sauce”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“MILF Man I Love Food”
"MILF Man I Love Food" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." "Just ate at Uncle…
“MILF Man I Love Fried chicken”
"MILF Man I Love Fried chicken" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." The…
“MILF Man I Love Fried rice”
"MILF Man I Love Fried rice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." The "rice"…
“MILF Man I Love Frybread”
"MILF Man I Love Frybread" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." "MILF Man I Love…
“Milk Duds are a poor man’s Maltesers”
The candies Milk Duds (introduced in 1928), Maltesers (introduced in the United Kingdom in 1937), Whoppers (introduced in the United States in 1949), Revels (introduced in the United Kingdom in…