“Running on coffee and Christmas cheer”
"I run on coffee & Christmas cheer" (or "Running on coffee and Christmas cheer") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm just exhausted all the time…
“S car go” (escargot joke)
Escargot (snails) has a joke that's been cited in print since at least 1980. The slow snail buys a fast sports car and paints the letter "S" all over it. The car dealer asks why, and…
“S’mores are campfire Wagon Wheels”
Wagon Wheels (a sweet snack food sold in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, other Commonwealth countries) is a product thas has been compared to s'mores. "Apparently in Britain, their…
“S’mores are inside out Moon Pies”
Moon Pies have been compared to s'mores. "Moon pies are uncooked smores" was posted on Twitter by Millie M on May 19, 2009. "Moon Pies are just uncooked s'mores" was…
“S’mores are just hot Moon Pies”
Moon Pies have been compared to s'mores. "Moon pies are uncooked smores" was posted on Twitter by Millie M on May 19, 2009. "Moon Pies are just uncooked s'mores" was…
“S’mores are just warmed up Wagon Wheels”
Wagon Wheels (a sweet snack food sold in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, other Commonwealth countries) is a product thas has been compared to s'mores. "Apparently in Britain, their…
“Sacred cows make the best hamburger”
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger" is a jocular saying that has been printed on manu images. It has frequently been credited to American author Mark Twain (1835-1910), but Twain never…
“Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety’s like third or fourth”
"Safety first" is a famous proverb. "Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Salad dressing implies the existence of salad undressing”
"Salad dressing" exists. There is no "salad undressing, but there are jokes. "What about salad undressing?" was posted on Twitter by Jeff Straw Branding on April 23, 2009.…
“Salad dressing is just leaf sauce”
Salad dressing has sometimes been called "leaf sauce" and "lettuce sauce." "Gabriel logic: Salad dressing = lettuce sauce. Makes sense to me" was posted on Twitter by…
“Salad dressing is just lettuce gravy”
Is salad dressing just lettuce gravy? "Cooks coined new word for salad dressing...'lettuce gravy' I don't know about that one..." was cited on Twitter on February 25, 2011.…
“Salad dressing is just lettuce sauce”
Salad dressing has sometimes been called "leaf sauce" and "lettuce sauce." "Gabriel logic: Salad dressing = lettuce sauce. Makes sense to me" was posted on Twitter by…
“Salad is just lettuce nachos”
Salad (which usually contains lettuce) has been compared to nachos (which contain tortilla chips). The comparison has been frequently made with a taco salad. "Taco salad = nachos with lettuce…
“Salad isn’t food—it’s what food eats” (“Vegetables are what food eats”)
ALF (for "Alien Life Form") was a science fiction television sitcom that ran from 1986-1990. ALF was a meat-eater who wise-cracked: "Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what…
“Salads are just lettuce nachos”
Salad (which usually contains lettuce) has been compared to nachos (which contain tortilla chips). The comparison has been frequently made with a taco salad. "Taco salad = nachos with lettuce…
“Salads are just veggie nachos”
Some people think that veggie nachos are essentially the same as salad. "Salads are like veggie nachos #Epiphany" was posted on Twitter by Maude on June 3, 2013. "salads are just…
“Salivating is just your mouth getting horny for food”
"My mouth getting horny thinking about this food" was posted on Twitter on September 9, 2012. "Salivation is just your mouth getting horny for food" was posted on Twitter on…
“Salsa from New York City?” (Pace picante sauce commercials)
In the 1980s, Pace picante sauce- ran a series of commercials touting its native southwest appeal. Another salsa was from - horrors! -- New York City! The popular advertising campaign was revived…
“Salt and sugar look the same. Be careful who you trust”
"Salt and sugar look the same. Be careful who you trust" (or "Don't/Never trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Salt is just angry sugar”
"Salt is just angry sugar" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Both are white, but sugar is "sweeter," while salt is "salty." "Salt is just angry…