“Salt is just tasty rocks”
Do people eat rocks? "Salt is definitely a very tasty rock" was posted on Twitter on November 1, 2010. "It's weird to think salt is really tasty crushed up rock" was posted…
“Salt jokes are sodium funny”
"Sodium" can sound like "so damn," and there are jokes. "Yo these salt jokes are sodium funny" was posted on Twitter by johnny on October 10, 2018. "Do I think my…
“Salt puns are sodium funny”
"Sodium" can sound like "so damn," and there are jokes. "Yo these salt jokes are sodium funny" was posted on Twitter by johnny on October 10, 2018. "Do I think my…
“Salt, sugar, sex—the deeper you go, the sweeter it gets”
Medical students remember the three layers of the adrenal cortex, from outer to inner, with: "Salt, sugar, sex -- the deeper you go, the sweeter it gets." "The layers of the adrenal…
“Sandwiches need chips, shoulders do not”
"A chip on one's shoulder" is an old saying. The chip is not necessarily a potato chip, but there are jokes. "'Sandwiches need chips, shoulders do not.' thank you,…
“Sarcasm is just intelligence dipped in hot sauce”
"Sarcasm is just intelligence dipped in hot sauce" was posted on X/Twitter by Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey on April 7, 2024. The saying means that sarcasm is intelligence with…
“Sarcasm is just intelligence with extra gravy”
"Sarcasm is just intelligence with extra gravy" was posted on X/Twitter by Bliss Beach on November 28 2014. The saying means that sarcasm is intelligence with a little extra flavor. Other…
“Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit”
"Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit" is a saying that has been printed on several images. It is usually listed as "author unknown." Sour cream is a topping that adds to the flavor…
“Sauerkraut and bacon drive all care away”
"Sourkrout and bacon will drive all cares away" is one of the proverbs in the book Proverbs of the Pennsylvania Germans (1929) by Edwin Miller Fogel. While the saying has been used by…
“Sauerkraut is German kimchi”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Sauerkraut is just European kimchi”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Sauerkraut is just white people kimchi”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Sausage flavored vodka: Absolut Wurst”
Absolut Vodka is made in southern Sweden. An "Absolut wurst" (absolute worst) pun applies to sausage-flavored vodka or vodka-flavored sausage. "Vodka sausages are the Absolut wurst.…
“Sausages are just meat bananas”
Bananas have been compared to sausages. "sausage = meat banana" was posted on Twitter by stephanie vacher on October 16, 2008. "I like to call sausages, meat bananas, it's makes…
“Save a cow—eat a vegetarian”
"Save a cow -- eat a vegetarian" is a jocular saying that's been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, bumper stickers and posters. The saying is a meat eater's answer…
“Save a turkey. Eat a pie”
"Save a turkey. Eat a pie" (or "Save a turkey. Eat more pie") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Turkey is traditionally eaten on Thanksgiving. "Save a…
“Save a turkey. Eat a pizza”
"Save a turkey. Eat (a) pizza" is a jocular Thanksgiving saying that has been printed on many images. Turkey has been traditionally eaten on Thanksgiving. "Save a Turkey..... Eat a…
“Save a turkey. Eat a taco”
"Save a turkey. Eat a taco" (or "Save a turkey. Eat tacos") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Turkey is traditionally eaten on Thanksgiving. "Save A…
“Save the ales”
"Save the ales" -- a pun on "save the whales" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Save the Ales" has been printed on T-shirts since at least…
“Save The Date. And any other endangered fruit”
"'Save the date!' It turns out that this admonition is not, as might reasonably be supposed, a charity solicitation on behalf of an endangered fruit" was printed in the Chicago…